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Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (mayor of Chicago) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word. by crapidrawatworkin pics

[–]captainAwesomePants 1 point2 points ago

"I'm sorry about that, sir. The mayor took my phone and thought he was being funny. The mayor of Chicago. Yes, the Skeletor guy. No, he wasn't being the mayor; that was the REAL mayor was IMITATING Skeletor. No, I...yes, I'll see if he will say hello as himself."

"Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil? "

"Gaahh! No, wait, that was really the mayor again, he's just an asshole--click"

Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (mayor of Chicago) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word. by crapidrawatworkin pics

[–]captainAwesomePants -4 points-3 points ago

Yes, but it ruins it if I also help you remember that definetely has define at the beginning of it.

Second time by cousinroyin comics

[–]captainAwesomePants 6 points7 points ago

Your local military may have a particularly fine example in the harbor, if you live in Boston. Okay, well, it's not a traditional galleon, but it's a large, multi leveled, fighting ship with sails, so that's pretty close.

2K Games' support team is top-notch. by Loyal2NESin gaming

[–]captainAwesomePants 47 points48 points ago

It's true. My dad was a huge Incredible Hulk nerd when he was a kid. He hated all of the Hulk movies. I had to drag him kicking and screaming to see Avengers, but there was childlike glee in his eyes when Hulk...smashed.

2K Games' support team is top-notch. by Loyal2NESin gaming

[–]captainAwesomePants 377 points378 points ago

I run both CS and Community.

Bring Dan Harmon back!!

I am convinced that my posts often fail because I can't think of a good title. Here's a UPS guy taking a nap in front of my house today. by Cronnyin WTF

[–]captainAwesomePants 9 points10 points ago

Hypothesis: his posts fail because they are in the wrong subreddit.

Experiment: post something in the wrong subreddit

Results: front page

Hypothesis rejected.

The recent Falcon9 launch showed the engine glowing brightly until the moment the flame cut out. Was it because of black body radiation, light getting through the steel, or something else? by captainAwesomePantsin askscience

[–]captainAwesomePants[S] 0 points1 point ago

I thought dissipating heat in a vacuum was quite difficult. I'm surprised that radiating energy acts quickly enough to cool the engine that quickly. Then again, it makes perfect sense that you'd build the engine nozzle out of something that can radiate energy ludicrously fast.

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The recent Falcon9 launch showed the engine glowing brightly until the moment the flame cut out. Was it because of black body radiation, light getting through the steel, or something else? (self.askscience)

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SpaceX successfully launched first commercial rocket by amstarcasanovain science

[–]captainAwesomePants 0 points1 point ago

Nobody LIKES to buy Microsoft products. Well, okay, I was super excited to get ahold of Windows 95, but c'mon, you've seen Windows 3.1. Windows 95 was AMAZING.

Seattle dates for my solo act Legato Bebop! Come out and enjoy some good jams! by legatobebopin Seattle

[–]captainAwesomePants 0 points1 point ago

Awesome!

Seattle dates for my solo act Legato Bebop! Come out and enjoy some good jams! by legatobebopin Seattle

[–]captainAwesomePants 1 point2 points ago

Is your name a reference to Cowboy Bebop and Trigun?

For those of you who were unaware that Seattle has a flag. by Canuhandleitin Seattle

[–]captainAwesomePants 27 points28 points ago

You can't fool me. Our flag is a large number 12 on a blue background.

Are You Serious? by MastaWackin gaming

[–]captainAwesomePants 6 points7 points ago

Because FF was expected to be their last fantasy game, but it did much better in the market than expected, so they made a sequel.

Seattle's Phoenix Jones and Purple Reign, Unmasked by daveleclairin Seattle

[–]captainAwesomePants 0 points1 point ago

That may or may not be Phoenix Jones or his standard costume, but sources say he wears both dragon skin and additional stab plating.

SMBC: Repetition by Greasyin comics

[–]captainAwesomePants 113 points114 points ago

The proper terms for these operations are pentation and hexation! I demand my 500 nerd points!

Facebook manages 0.03% gain on first day. Morgan Stanley bid heavily to ensure selling pressure would not drive the stock lower. by stream_fusionin Economics

[–]captainAwesomePants 0 points1 point ago

What's level 2 information?

I was visiting my local board game store when... by FishingElbowin funny

[–]captainAwesomePants 13 points14 points ago

The BSG board game is kind of amazing in the way it conveys the sense of desperation and dread and impending doom. It's just a shame that is not at all what I want in a board game.

Check and mate, flutterby! by AstheniaRocksin skyrim

[–]captainAwesomePants 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure what you mean.

Happy young couple on their wedding day by DJFSUin pics

[–]captainAwesomePants 0 points1 point ago

I've heard one about straight women drinking acting more bi, but I've never heard any stereotypes about lesbians who are drinking. There could be a specific one about lesbians who live in North Carolina. I'd probably drink a lot more if I were a lesbian who lived in North Carolina.

Happy young couple on their wedding day by DJFSUin pics

[–]captainAwesomePants 0 points1 point ago

Yes, Lawrence v. Texas in 2003, reversing a 1986 ruling that homosexual sodomy was not protected, Bowers v. Hardwick.

Happy young couple on their wedding day by DJFSUin pics

[–]captainAwesomePants 47 points48 points ago

Yes, so long as you can rock it hard, you are legally allowed to wear a dress at your own wedding in most states.

Happy young couple on their wedding day by DJFSUin pics

[–]captainAwesomePants 2 points3 points ago

Wouldn't everyone who gets married to someone of their own gender count as obviously gay?

Happy young couple on their wedding day by DJFSUin pics

[–]captainAwesomePants 9 points10 points ago

Wow, that's amazing! You're absolutely right about...um...your friends.

APB Reloaded admin lets guy with "hacked" account choose the "hackers" fate. by bobalob_wtfin gaming

[–]captainAwesomePants 0 points1 point ago

No, later in the thread they also said that the accused's account was permabanned unless the victim says otherwise.

The Harley Quinn Cosplayer by EHCBin comics

[–]captainAwesomePants -1 points0 points ago

Oh god, I knew I was reading it in somebody's voice and didn't know who! Thank you!

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