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Take a look at what my daughter said about her Ken doll. Reddit, what great quotes do you have from your kids? by hunterlakerin AskReddit

[–]callmethekimster 1 point2 points ago

My dad was in a nursing home for awhile before he passed away and me and my kiddos would go visit him pretty frequently. On one of our first trips there, my daughter (about 5 years old at the time) exclaims loudly down the hall "IT SMELLS LIKE CAT POOP IN HERE!"

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]callmethekimster 5 points6 points ago

I miss that man dearly. I read the piece you did for Newsweek, and like you, I feel almost a religious connection with his work and sometimes joke that I'm a "Carlinist."

And quite honestly, I know I'd be one of the "People I Can Do Without," but it's nice to know that I keep company with an amazingly funny and intelligent person such as yourself.

Thanks again.

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]callmethekimster 790 points791 points ago

Thanks so much for doing this AMA, I love your work and could spend hours asking you questions just about that, but honestly I'd really love to hear if you have any stories or anecdotes about George Carlin that haven't told before.

Reddit, if you could choose any 5 people with superpowers to be your bodyguards/bestfriends, who would they be and why? by KSEVENin AskReddit

[–]callmethekimster 1 point2 points ago

  1. Hiro Nakamura - mainly for teleportation.

  2. Mystique - she can be anyone I want her to be.

  3. Superman - bodyguard.

  4. Peter Petrelli - because he's fun to look at mostly.

  5. Brainiac - fact checker.

My grandpa just told my little bro to "quit fumbledicking around"...what weird phrase have you heard before? by krisfadein AskReddit

[–]callmethekimster 0 points1 point ago

That one always embarrassed me to the death once I learned what menstruating was.

My grandpa just told my little bro to "quit fumbledicking around"...what weird phrase have you heard before? by krisfadein AskReddit

[–]callmethekimster 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure if these are because of a generational gap or just Texasims, possibly a little of both. At any rate, both of my parents used to say some of the strangest shit. Here's a few I can remember off the top of my head:

Mom

  • Shit house rosey! (exaperation - still no clue where the hell it came from or what it means.)
  • Shit n' two's eight. (6+2=8 for people who like to cuss math problems as expletives I guess)
  • Scat rat! You're tail's on fire! (after someone sneezed)

Dad

  • I'm hungry enough to eat the ass-end out of a menstruating skunk.
  • (When asked what time it was) Half passed a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
  • It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Needless to say, like every child, I was embarrassed by them a lot of times (probably a bit more than most kids haha), but I miss them a lot.

Edit: I fail at formatting.

So my friend just found a video of his mom on pornhub. Whats the weirdest things you didn't want to know about your parents but found out anyway? by tearishain AskReddit

[–]callmethekimster 1 point2 points ago

When I was in middle school, my best friend at the time, her little sister and me found this pillowcase with a huge double-ended dildo and a few other sex toys under her mom's bed. We never mentioned it again.

Fast forward about 5 years or so and I'm watching Real Sex on HBO (you know the one; about the Swingers convention in LA, with the 1920's theme dance party and that chick with the smoker's voice and huge tits?) and after rewinding and watching about 40 times, I know that it was my best friend's mom and her boyfriend.

TL;DR: Recognized childhood friend's kinky mom on Real Sex.

Reddit, what is your most wtf song? by Snakebite4789in AskReddit

[–]callmethekimster 0 points1 point ago

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=19XmNXeAvIg Apparently, this happens in some relationships.

What is your guilty pleasure band? by keepingscorein AskReddit

[–]callmethekimster 1 point2 points ago

Totally buried but Maroon 5.

What other books do you read when you are not reading HP? by OrbisNonSufficitin harrypotter

[–]callmethekimster 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for Christopher Moore!

Are there any signs in the book that Dumbledore is gay ? by KGSparklesin harrypotter

[–]callmethekimster 1 point2 points ago

Not from the books but I couldn't resist..

He's back!

I'm engaged and unhappy with my sex life... I need help! by sexytimethrowaway11in AskReddit

[–]callmethekimster 0 points1 point ago

What do the two of you do to participate in romantic gestures? Men and women have very different ideas of what romance can be - women that aren't feeling "into it" won't really feel that you're being romantic if you're setting up a scene just to get it in. Avoid long-term relationship boredom by showing your appreciation (this works both ways) in big and small ways.

Do you talk to each other about important aspects of your day or serious issues in your relationship? Do you avoid working out long-standing fueds? Lack of communication can play a big part in a woman's interest in sexual activity. The relationship that breaks down in the living room eventually breaks down in the bedroom.

Do you have a date night? Don't let your relationship become a business arrangement. If you aren't doing anything fun together that you can laugh and have fun doing, well...there's that boredom thing again.

Lastly, the advice I would give to you is that if you truly feel tempted to cheat, avoid situations that leave you alone with the opposite sex if possible. Infidelity doesn't always begin as a sexual thing: don't discuss personal matters or become emotionally close to a woman that is not your SO. If you're unhappy enough in your relationship to need validation or sexual attention from someone new, end your relationship first and completely before becoming involved. Getting into a new relationship before you end the old one is the most emotionally draining situation you can place yourself in, especially just for some sex or excitement.

It takes 2 people to make a relationship work or fail. If you want to be with this woman, you can find a way. I learned the hard way that being right is less important than working out problems through communication and cooperation.

(I am a 31 yo divorced woman who ended her marriage of 8 years due to complete communication breakdown, boredom, and an insurmountable power struggle.)

I had this revelation while rereading Deathly Hallows... by BleedingPurpandGoldin harrypotter

[–]callmethekimster 2 points3 points ago

I agree with RuchW all the way.

I think that the character building for Harry was actually quite detailed. A boy famous from infanthood raised in a home where he is mistreated and neglected led to him being humble and being able to identify with the "underdogs" of the wizarding world upon his return.

And as for Harry's goodness being revealed by other characters, I'd say that this is pretty normal for most people. I'd wager that good people don't go around patting themselves on the back for being brave or noble. Most stories involving real life heroes have some sort of quote from the person being upheld along the lines of "I'm not a hero, I just did the right thing." Everyone questions whether they make the right choices in life and we usually have our friends or family validate those choices for us verbally.

Harry Potter Restaurant by Lady_Jane_Greyin harrypotter

[–]callmethekimster 2 points3 points ago

French Dip - Beauxbaton Dip or some tie in with Fleur?

A really decadent sandwich with a lot of calories could be named The Dudley.

Rueben - Rubeus

PB & Jelly Leg Jinx

A build your own sandwich could be the S.P.E.W. Special. Although thinking the word spew when eating might only be palatable to Harry Potter fans.

A lot of them would depend on the ingredients or what types of sandwiches they are I guess. Those were just the first ones I could think of on the fly. Even for simple sandwiches, you could just stick to naming them after characters that inspired the ingredients - like, something with radishes could be named after Luna.

I wonder if you'd run into any copyright issues though, should definitely check into that first.

Not sure if this has been asked before. RE: Pensieve by callmethekimsterin harrypotter

[–]callmethekimster[S] 2 points3 points ago

True, but Slughorn being a much more educated wizard than Harry (presumably) even he wasn't able to do it properly. That stands to reason that Harry wouldn't have the faintest idea how to alter his own memories with magic and even ol' thick-headed Fudge could assume that.

Not sure if this has been asked before. RE: Pensieve by callmethekimsterin harrypotter

[–]callmethekimster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes, obviously it would make the entire OotP/Umbridge debacle non-existant. Just something I wondered about - seems like the kind of memory everyone would want to see for confirmation or even to see exactly what kind of spell was used, who are the death eaters etc...

Mary had a little lamb.....HAD. (My comment was deleted.) by callmethekimsterin atheism

[–]callmethekimster[S] 7 points8 points ago

At least you got a response! Hah, my post just got deleted. However, one random person did like it before I got the hammer.

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