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Random Swelling from Common Cold by renoayoureweirdin WTF

[–]bruddabear666 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha, this was exactly my first thought.

Met this girl at a Texas Westboro Baptist Church protest, we didn't fit in with the other counter protesters. by LT-Riotin atheism

[–]bruddabear666 4 points5 points ago

This is the most important question in the thread.

Metal gigs at my town, in Mexico. by Javiwerin Metal

[–]bruddabear666 23 points24 points ago

MOVE YOUR SCENE INTO THE BASEMENTS AND HOUSES!!! never forget DIY. You gotta give to get, brothers and sisters of metal.

My friend said this yesterday. Mind was blown. by Legit_GFXin trees

[–]bruddabear666 0 points1 point ago

"I, a universe of atoms, an atom in the universe."

Would totally buy this if I could play it by bornenormousin TheHobbit

[–]bruddabear666 2 points3 points ago

I own a working VHS player, but you know why I wouldn't but this? All the damn musical numbers...

15 minutes ago I almost died. I was ratcheting a 3500 lbs boat onto a trailer and the hook point broke. It missed my head by less than an inch. What near death experiences have you had Redditors? by Ecuatorianoin AskReddit

[–]bruddabear666 1 point2 points ago

TL;DR - Smoking a cigarette saved my life.

One day I woke up late for work, as usual. Jumped out of bed, threw on some dirty work clothes that didn't look too filthy, and ran out the front door. As I approach the light to get off my road I pull out my pack of Newport Cadillacs(100s). My light turns green, but instead of moving I decided to pause for a half-second to light my smoke. Just then, an unmarked box truck blows through the red light. My heart stopped to say the least, being that I was driving an '04 Civic Si hatchback a quarter the size of the truck. It's been two years since this happened and one and a half since i quit. Thank you cigarettes, but fuck you I don't need you in my life.

Watch out! We got a bad ass over here! (NSFW) by Grimmlochin videos

[–]bruddabear666 0 points1 point ago

Battery couldn't even take the sheer awesomeness of his homie spittin' hot fire. ‎"Replay it?? Oh Gawd dayum."

Cutest Zombie Baby Ever by wonderless2686in WTF

[–]bruddabear666 0 points1 point ago

Hellboy 2, right?

GF isn't very wet, and I feel bad for her by test_user_plz_ignorein sex

[–]bruddabear666 2 points3 points ago

do you play around much beforehand? i find foreplay is key in getting her wet, kinda like the female version of an anticipa-rection. the more and more you make her want it, the more soaked she should get.

It's in the fracking ship! by supa_kappain BSG

[–]bruddabear666 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, we all have our own crutches. Tigh Cat's no different from you.

Songs with good drums? by PotatoPotahtoin Metal

[–]bruddabear666 5 points6 points ago

Melvins and Kylesa: when in doubt double the drums.

Yeah? Well can your SCIENCE explain why it RAINS!? by mrpappyin atheism

[–]bruddabear666 7 points8 points ago

Just because it's bought doesn't mean it gets read.

Represent? by DarthOtterin trees

[–]bruddabear666 0 points1 point ago

Or the other way around, Stoner Dog petting GGG.

What are some alternatives to "I'm gonna c#m"? by dudecandrumin sex

[–]bruddabear666 5 points6 points ago

you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Found out the stoner in me loves to run. by stinklezin trees

[–]bruddabear666 6 points7 points ago

jealous.

found this guy in a bag of Haribo, WTF is it? by Moyz32in WTF

[–]bruddabear666 0 points1 point ago

Looks to me like the fat midget body that Danny DeVito dumped in the movie Screwed as a body double for Norm Macdonald.

What's the word on pre-season Kickball scrimmages? by bruddabear666in getdrunkkickballs

[–]bruddabear666[S] 0 points1 point ago

ERRR- guess again, homes.

What's the word on pre-season Kickball scrimmages? by bruddabear666in getdrunkkickballs

[–]bruddabear666[S] 0 points1 point ago

Reddit said I broke it. Don't listen to Reddit, it lies.

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