If I had $5000, what would be the best way to have that money make more money.

emceelokey · 1 month

and plant a victory garden!

gapsintheweb · 1 month

but was the man taxed for the $1.9 million dollars of tax payers' money that he received?

MusikLehrer · 1 month

I was in a class with a sub who was named Mr. Bono. He had written his name on the board. One clever kid from the class before us decided to write an "r" after his name on the board. The result? We called him "Mr. Boner" for the whole period.

Our regular teacher, upon returning, was not amused.

TL;DR We called a sub "Mr. Boner"

ChongDongLim · 1 month

kind of reminded me of the movie Kickass.

BrooklynLions · 1 month

I would wait for the new iStone, it has retina display

TheTeufel-Hunden · 1 month

Mother of god, this reference. I got it

Ive been on reddit for too long :/

Mother_thunder · 1 month

A Weiner*

FTFY

so_much_wolf_hair · 1 month

I can't put my penis in your college degree

romanpppp · 1 month

Are you implying I have AIDS? ಠ_ಠ

romanpppp · 1 month

no barcode, bro

zippyajohn · 2 months

From redditors

broshave · 2 months

you'd think the kages would catch on the first time.

broshave · 2 months

yes, but

both times, I was getting excited that an annoying character was going to be eliminated. NOPE, muu comes back...and so does madara.

But I guess to make the manga more exciting, fights must be pulled out a lot longer. Sigh.

broshave · 2 months

Sorry, I was trying to not infringe on the rules about spoilers. Wouldn't want to be banned for 2 weeks because I accidentally added too much information in my title.

Xenophyophore · 2 months

Kerning...city?

randomusername92694 · 2 months

one too many sandwiches, i see.

chrismuthadamnsipe · 2 months

Lin-ing!

chemdude1232 · 2 months

A kid in my AP Chemistry class last year came up with a pneumonic device for the reactivity series. Lick bacana, megalminzin curfekid

Li, K, Ba, Ca, Na, Mg, Al, Mn, Zn, Cr, Fe, Cd

turns out it was only partially right

Benjips · 2 months

You mean 5g3t, it means more den 4-g3t

opioneers · 2 months

OC, you better deliver

PlastarHero · 2 months

I know this kid. He goes to the high school that shares the same building with my high school. Peculiar guy, I must say. I see him always playing the piano that's in our lobby. Kind of surprising to see him on /r/videos

geeksdontdance · 3 months

Jon lajoie... Too good

geeksdontdance · 3 months

Except if she has mouth herpes

broshave

TROPHY CASE

both times, I was getting excited that an annoying character was going to be eliminated. NOPE, muu comes back...and so does madara.

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