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TROPHY CASE


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I lost my passport and ID card in Hawaii, and I'm not an American - YouTube by neverever_din videos

[–]brainburger 0 points1 point ago

'Stay off the internet!' LoL,

You think you found a bomb? I found Soviet TM-62M anti-tank mine with 7kg of explosives while Geocaching. Around 13 of them in 10x10m square. by saldejumsin WTF

[–]brainburger 1 point2 points ago

I'd expect the mine to be pushed into the mud if 500Kg rolled over it. Perhaps the squeezing of the mine itself would amount to less?

Bait the cops by DzNDaBeatin WTF

[–]brainburger -17 points-16 points ago

I don't know why you were downvoted. You are so cute and sexy.

Dream Panda by feureauin WTF

[–]brainburger 0 points1 point ago

Technically more of a racoon.

My roommate is a scientologist. He left this packet full of "donation" rates. check out the price of clear... by ScienKnologyin WTF

[–]brainburger -1 points0 points ago

If you are an Operating Thetan (OT) you are clear. Level III is quite advanced, so I'd estimate the price of 'clear' at less than $1000.

In around 120 years, every person currently alive will be dead, and the earth will be completely populated with people that have not yet been born. What other inevitable facts about the future do you think about? by diddletapflamdiddlein AskReddit

[–]brainburger 3 points4 points ago

Life was not a valuable gift, but death was. Life was a fever-dream made up of joys embittered by sorrows, pleasure poisoned by pain; a dream that was a nightmare-confusion of spasmodic and fleeting delights, ecstasies, exultations, happinesses, interspersed with long-drawn miseries, griefs, perils, horrors, disappointments, defeats,humiliations, and despairs--the heaviest curse devisable by divine ingenuity; but death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man's best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free.

  • Letters from the Earth (Mark Twain)

In around 120 years, every person currently alive will be dead, and the earth will be completely populated with people that have not yet been born. What other inevitable facts about the future do you think about? by diddletapflamdiddlein AskReddit

[–]brainburger 5 points6 points ago

That's Mark Twain: “I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

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