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It's my damn cake day and let me tell you why it's my damn cake day [no actual cake inside] by blue_lotionin TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion[S] 8 points9 points ago

It's not incredibly hard to do when you gained the 70lbs by emotional eating and self-medicating with regular doses of craft beers. Regardless, I'm proud of that accomplishment!

A new jailbreak came out so I have to waste one day to backup update and jailbreak again all of my iDevices by adude00in firstworldproblems

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

looks like it'll be a real party in the blue_lotion house tonight, you just broke this news for me!

Help reddit, former employer giving me bad reviews when I apply for work and laughing about it. by NinjaPenisAssassinin AskReddit

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

In all my years of recruiting and conducting background checks I have not, but I'm sure stranger things have happened.

I just saw a job posting for my current job. What should I do? by jandv411in AskReddit

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

:/ that's not good at all. I'd start applying for other jobs immediately.

Help reddit, former employer giving me bad reviews when I apply for work and laughing about it. by NinjaPenisAssassinin AskReddit

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

Background checks only check what you put down. No one ever calls the Social Security office to get every place someone has worked for as part of a background check. He should definitely leave it off.

Help reddit, former employer giving me bad reviews when I apply for work and laughing about it. by NinjaPenisAssassinin AskReddit

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

Yes, exactly. You can say almost anything-you were taking extension courses, helping a family member, staring at the wall-anything is better than getting a shitty reference.

Help reddit, former employer giving me bad reviews when I apply for work and laughing about it. by NinjaPenisAssassinin AskReddit

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

It's not that simple if this is in the US. You are allowed to say whatever shitty thing you want to if it's true. We have no idea what went on over there.

Hey Reddit, how do you guys handle awkward situations? (HELP ME!) by PROCALin AskReddit

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say this exact thing. I work with A LOT of international candidates/employees and run into this all the time. It's certainly not lost on him that his non-Jamaican coworkers sometimes can't understand him.

You mean all the OTHER issues of Cosmo aren't like this? (xpost from Images) by sonalis1092in TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 10 points11 points ago

Really? I know I'm being a judgmental bitch over here, but I cannot comprehend reading that magazine past your 20s.

You mean all the OTHER issues of Cosmo aren't like this? (xpost from Images) by sonalis1092in TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 2 points3 points ago

Ha, I couldn't ever afford the cheap version when I read that magazine in my early 20s. It made me feel like a worthless cow.

My network password is going to expire in 14 days and now I have to close the warning pop-up every time I access the network. by Kreetchin firstworldproblems

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

The new password is never as good as the old one. I have been at this company two years and my passwords get less and less desirable every 90 days. I want the very first one back :(

Does this bother anyone else? by PRNPin TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 5 points6 points ago

Cars built in the Japanese plants typically have noticeably less mechanical issues-or at least that was the case 10 years ago.

Does this bother anyone else? by PRNPin TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 4 points5 points ago

10 years and 154,000 miles later and it's still going strong!! Honda Civic EX. I wanted blue with grey interior. Most of them had this awful tan. Also it was made in Japan and not in one of the US plants which was also very important to me (sorry US).

Does this bother anyone else? by PRNPin TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 16 points17 points ago

Normally I would agree, but they had a unicorn of a car I wanted so I wasn't going to cut off my nose to spite my face.

first time I wear these out and I end up hooking up with a guy I've been into... recommended for all foxy ladies by purplempirein TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 1 point2 points ago

I rocked that look in the early 90s. 20 years later, not so much. It would be terrifying.

I'm tired of being called a man. by Imstillawomanin TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 9 points10 points ago

It's just about all forums I participate in except for 2X. Unless there is a reason to correct someone, I just blow past it. One forum was still convinced I was a man after like three years of regular posting. The one time I can remember correcting several posters is when I was talking about having a close relationship with my neighbor's teenage daughter. I just assumed everyone would get the surrogate aunt vibe. What everyone took away is I was some creepy neighbor trying to lure her into bed :/

Does this bother anyone else? by PRNPin TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 34 points35 points ago

For some reason some men in the car/car related industry think women know nothing about cars except how to drive one badly. I sold cars and watched it happen everyday. I've heard salesmen ask women when they can come back with their husband! When I bought my last car I had to stop and say "stop talking to him, talk to ME". My husband had nothing to do with the purchase.

It worries me that women actually think ending an abusive relationship is as simple as "leave them". by britty_loo_92in TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 3 points4 points ago

I'll be completely honest here-I thought the exact same thing until I was caught in an emotionally abusive relationship. I learned the hard way that it's not like one day you realize "hey, I'm being abused-I'm outta here". god love women who have been able to do that. I was not one of them.

It worries me that women actually think ending an abusive relationship is as simple as "leave them". by britty_loo_92in TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 2 points3 points ago

I could have written this exact post. I wanted to leave so badly, but kept getting sucked back in.

It worries me that women actually think ending an abusive relationship is as simple as "leave them". by britty_loo_92in TwoXChromosomes

[–]blue_lotion 1 point2 points ago

I have heard that multiple times from my good friend.

Halfway Progress! (31/F) by appcherryin loseit

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

Wonderful! Our weight goals are almost identical (where you started, where you want to be). These last ten pounds are infuriating me!

I hit my target weight today! by brightifritin loseit

[–]blue_lotion 0 points1 point ago

Congrats! glad you figured out your food allergy issues. Those can be so rough, but I don't have to tell you that!

Not sure if I can wait for next week's moronic monday for this one. by viola3458in running

[–]blue_lotion 2 points3 points ago

It took me longer than 30 min to run a 5k after I finished C25k. I ran 30 min a day for a while, then measured by miles until now. Now I know where about mile markers are for 3-10 miles and just run what feels good that day. I was so anal about it for the past year and it stressed me out. Note that I am not training for anything, just running because I love it.

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