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Hey reddit, how many times a week do you have sex with your SO? by RUIN570in AskReddit

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

Female, dating and like twice a month if I am lucky -____- and NO, I am not okay with this.

Question for anyone who grew up watching their parents fight. by Fightingdaddyin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

I have had my parents fight my whole life and I wish they would just get a divorce. It was really annoying. It made my whole outlook on relationships very jaded... I wish my mother would have just left.

What is the most important thing to you in your life right now? materialistically. by fingertailsin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

My car... not even a second thought.

Reddit, can a lonely guy get a happy birthday? by eliasqfuntybuntin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Waterskiers set new world record in Tasmania by loki010in pics

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this is AMAZING.

Best way to promptly end a wine tasting party. by poopwhilereadingin WTF

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Me and my best friend by ichalzin aww

[–]batmanders 1 point2 points ago

Dogs are amazing...

Reddit, what's the best / most creative insult you've ever heard? (Possibly NSFW) by PoodleWorkoutin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 9 points10 points ago

I feel insulted that these are the best insults that some people have ever heard.

So I was cutting pork chops at work the other day, and came across this... (NSFL) by MagnificentBDogin WTF

[–]batmanders 17 points18 points ago

Never been happier to be a vegetarian.

What's the COOLEST thing you've ever done, that you have photographic evidence you did? by doobiedobahbahin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

Okay, first time juggling has made me go "WHOA." This is awesome.

Yes, google, that is exactly what I meant. by ChickenTacoin ChickenTaco

[–]batmanders 1 point2 points ago

I don't get how people think they can get away with copying post that are on the front page. Like really?

what happens when popcorn seeds get stuck in the drain at the concession stand of your local movie theater by THEsolid85in pics

[–]batmanders 8 points9 points ago

Am I the only one who isn't disgusted by this, but instead thinks it's awesome?

Reddit, what's the strangest thing a stranger has ever said to you? by randomladybonerin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 12 points13 points ago

I once had a woman insist that I was her reincarnated cat. And when I gave her my 'wtf' look... she said her cat always gave her the same look.. I'm still disturbed and this was years ago.

What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure? Could be NSFW. by iclubsealsin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

giggling like an idiot after a horrible night at work... thank you and keep it up

What trivial issues upsets you constantly? by CutiemarkCrusadein AskReddit

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

People who throw away things that can be recycled... fuck. Especially when a recycling bin is right beside it.

Reddit, what's a funny thing your parents have told you that you did as a kid? by crunchyprincessin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

I used to cover myself in spaghetti sauce and run naked onto the balcony.

The world is ending in 30 minutes. Everyone knows. What do you do and why? by BeastofChickenin AskReddit

[–]batmanders 1 point2 points ago

Cry. Drug myself up real good.

LPT: Hotels have the ultimate public restrooms when you need to take a dump. by crazyhitin LifeProTips

[–]batmanders 0 points1 point ago

I work in a hotel. DO NOT DO THIS AT NIGHT. Nobody uses a pool or lobby bathroom when they have a room and I WILL kick you out and put you on our 'list.' We do press charges for trespassing. You're better off going to a mcdonalds.

Remember confidence! "I'd like a free coffee please" at a local coffee shop totally just worked. by osirisx11in SocialEngineering

[–]batmanders 1 point2 points ago

Best Western, and no this is a fairly standard practice.

Remember confidence! "I'd like a free coffee please" at a local coffee shop totally just worked. by osirisx11in SocialEngineering

[–]batmanders 1 point2 points ago

This works at hotels too. I have guests come in and say "Hey, is it possible for me to have an upgrade?" and if I can upgrade them, I do! As long as they're not dicks about it... I have no problem doing it.

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