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Happy Towel Day by ghosttiein shutupandtakemymoney

[–]bacon_vodka 0 points1 point ago

Dam you impulse buys!

I asked Bill for an autograph. I got this instead. by daveysmith1984in videos

[–]bacon_vodka 1 point2 points ago

I'll give him most popular, especially in recent years. It's a great zombie flick but definately not the best. IMHO that goes to Dead Snow. Can't beat Nazi Zombies.

News on the next update. by B0rK1in XboxMinecraft

[–]bacon_vodka 1 point2 points ago

Gimmi my pistons! Can't wait

Comedy Central is using this as their new Futurama promo. by shubbard86in funny

[–]bacon_vodka 0 points1 point ago

Why not Zoidberg?

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit

[–]bacon_vodka 15 points16 points ago

My ex-girlfriend walked in on her parents going at it doggie-style, all she saw was her dad's ass just pounding away. She was 20 at the time and it left a pretty good scar.

Facebook is once again being sued for tracking its users even after they logged out of the service. The latest class action lawsuit demands $15 billion from Facebook for violating federal wiretap laws. by Slimyin technology

[–]bacon_vodka 1 point2 points ago

This is like the fifth time today I've seen this south park reference, all in different threads. There's a conspiracy around here, I can smell it.

What are some boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship hacks? Example from my girlfriend inside. (Potentially NSFW?) by cjknjknin AskReddit

[–]bacon_vodka 298 points299 points ago

No need to try, you seem to succeed quite well as a lawyer

I almost had a heart attack watching this by Pniseatingcephalopodin videos

[–]bacon_vodka 45 points46 points ago

To click or not to click....that is the question.

As of an hour ago, Hartnell is behind in the cover vote. by GramGuyin Flyers

[–]bacon_vodka 6 points7 points ago

Already voted about 30 times this morning, I've gotten pretty quick with those easy captias. Sigh Back to voting more though.

My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret? by IAmSoMeanMwahahin AskReddit

[–]bacon_vodka 0 points1 point ago

Does your friend have big breasts? That may be why she thinks you're calling her Midge, and would also explain her liking it

My friend just won 50 thirty second ad spots on local radio. What should he do with them? by Wait_____Whatin AskReddit

[–]bacon_vodka 2 points3 points ago

"Man, now that I think about it, my steering wheel is pretty dam sexy"

OK, can anyone here who uses Illusion magic explain how it can be used effectively? by WildReverin skyrim

[–]bacon_vodka 2 points3 points ago

Illusion is basically the crowd control magic school in Skyrim. It is a great support school, but is not a very effective school to use as your primary, although it can be done.

Let's break down the skills and their uses.

  1. Clairvoyance: Shows you where to go, pretty obvious.

  2. Courage/Rally/Call to Arms: This is good if you roll around with followers or conjured Atranochs/zombies. While the "not running away" part isn't that big of a deal, each rank does give good stat boosts to your little army. That's where these spells excel.

  3. Fury/Frenzy/Mayhem: These are good if you come into a room full of mobs(enemies), and is even better when you are not seen. Just Fury/Frenzy one at a time till you have a manageable number left, or just Mayhem the whole pack and watch the ensuing mayhem. Good way to clear out groups with minimal effort, while remaining out of combat and/or sight.

  4. Calm/Pacify/Harmony: Makes mobs not attack/stop attacking you, very useful for someone who uses sneak a lot.

  5. Fear/Rout/Hystaria: These spells make mobs stop attacking you and run away. Very useful, between this and the calm spells, these are your main ways to keep mobs out of the battle so you can take them down much easier one at a time. Pull one more mob then you can handle? Fear him and take out the others first, then come back once the fear breaks.

  6. Muffle: Quiet footsteps make you more sneaky, pretty self explanatory.

  7. Invisibility: Makes you invisible, when used with muffle, pretty much makes you undetectable till you attack or use something.

That covers all the spells, hope this helped some. Just remember not to rely on this school as your main, but when mixed in with any hybrid character, Illusion can be very fun/entertaining and quite helpful in many different pinches.

Playthrough Idea - Paranoid Survivalist by TarekIshmalin skyrim

[–]bacon_vodka 1 point2 points ago

Dammit, you're right! Ok, just be a Vampire Kahjit, that way there should be no-one in the land that doesn't want to get you. Bonus points if you use magic, Nords hate magic users.

Playthrough Idea - Paranoid Survivalist by TarekIshmalin skyrim

[–]bacon_vodka 0 points1 point ago

I like what an earlier poster said, Kahjit or Argonian, because they're already at the bottom of the "race chain" in Skyrim. Also I don't feel like people are gonna be out to trick and sabatoge a vampire, most people either fear them or want to attack one head on.

Playthrough Idea - Paranoid Survivalist by TarekIshmalin skyrim

[–]bacon_vodka 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to teach you how to pick up heavy things. Lift with your back, don't use your knees. After some time your muscles will get stronger, things will become easier to pick stuff up and you will see an improvement in your lifting skills. Just because you improved doesn't mean you're doing it right. Now I just taught you the wrong way to lift and because you trusted me as a trainer, you know think you've been lifting things like a champ, but in reality, you're destroying your back.

Unbeatable by Rdrizzy100in skyrim

[–]bacon_vodka 4 points5 points ago

They did, but I got your back bro!

1.) Save your game (make it a new save, juuust in case)

2.) Back out to the Dashboard (I assume you use a 360 since you used Kinect)

3.) Go to the far right to System Settings and go into the memory option.

4.) Find Skyrim in whatever storage device you use and go into it.

5.) The save at the very bottom should be your patch save. Delete it and restart Skyrim.

6.) DO NOT re-download the patch, click cancel and it will let you play v1.0

7.) LOAD your game, DO NOT PRESS CONTINUE, it will freeze up your game. Make sure to use the Load option below New.

8.) Exploit the shit out of this till you get all the gear and poitions you want.

9.) Save

10.) Back to Dashboard

11.) Reload Skyrim

12.) Re-download patch

13.) Load game

14.) ????

15.) Profit.

Just a curiosity I'd like to ask by PedroF__in skyrim

[–]bacon_vodka 8 points9 points ago

Being a huge fan of the zombie genre for quite some time now, I feel qualified to say that a zombie body would never work without a head, at least following generally accepted zombie mythos. Now this is TES universe, which my zombie knowledge is still lacking much. Do to this second fact, I feel very unqualified to answer this.

What I'm saying is it shouldn't be possible to raise a headless corpse, but who the hell knows. With TES almost anything is possible, for everything else there's the console commands.

Had my follower search a giant. She found a nice new weapon... by Dr_Gentleman_PhDin skyrim

[–]bacon_vodka 2 points3 points ago

I tend to use them both, I find that The Elder Scrolls Wikia is nicer to look at, but for the most part I find much better info on the UESP wiki. My 2 cents

Ouch..... by Yewturnin gaming

[–]bacon_vodka 1 point2 points ago

Reading this made me realize my 360 is over 5 years old...dam time flies

Ouch..... by Yewturnin gaming

[–]bacon_vodka 0 points1 point ago

yeah, but after 10pm, fuck McDonald's and their over-priced late night menu! Long live the 4th-Meal!

Ouch..... by Yewturnin gaming

[–]bacon_vodka 0 points1 point ago

Delaware, mutha fucka, we tax free!!!

coldplay tribute to mca of the beastie boys by tigasonein Music

[–]bacon_vodka 9 points10 points ago

You know how I know you're gay?

Seriously though, Coldplay is a great band, I don't understand how the hivemind doesn't like them, but it is what it is.

First trailer for Elder Scrolls Online released - It kinda a whole lot of nothing. by beatinin Games

[–]bacon_vodka 1 point2 points ago

People should be calling this what it really is, a teaser trailer, aka a trailer to announce that something is in the works

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