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Beason to Alex Smith: 'don't hate on Cam Bc your stats would've gotten u cut if Peyton decided to come 2 San Fran.' by Brinsanityin nfl

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

Vikings, Titans, Buccaneers, Patriots, Giants, Redskins, Raiders, and Chiefs all fall under legend and lore.

Beason to Alex Smith: 'don't hate on Cam Bc your stats would've gotten u cut if Peyton decided to come 2 San Fran.' by Brinsanityin nfl

[–]atrollsatan 1 point2 points ago

Saints, Cowboys, Packers, Steelers, 49ers all fall into the professions category.

What NFL superstar (past or present), would be a nobody if he had landed on a different NFL team? by ezenbrowntownin nfl

[–]atrollsatan 3 points4 points ago

He's in the HoF mainly because of the exposure and legitimacy he gave to the AFL. He was a darn good quarterback for that era too.

NFC scenarios 2012 by robert32907in nfl

[–]atrollsatan 4 points5 points ago

They're not even the best team in their division (and they haven't yet passed a healthy Bears team into the 2 spot): how can they be a top 3 team?

Nick's injury might only keep him out of practice for the next 4-6 weeks. by ShadedTrowin NYGiants

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the announcers: Justin Pierre Paul, Jason Tuck, Hicks

Patrick Willis says Randy Moss has been “unbelievable” by ttruth1in nfl

[–]atrollsatan 4 points5 points ago

He said "the team to beat", not "the unbeatable team"

I have OCD and need things to be symmetrical. What do you think of a red helmet to go along with their away uniforms? by T87in NYGiants

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

I'd be favor of it only if our road reds weren't so bright. That helmet looks like a Giant red lollipop. If we change the numbers to blue it looks like the Cowboys. I understand that the two colors don't match and it looks pretty strange, but unless we make a drastic change to the color scheme, any change to the uniform would look unseemly.

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

Haha, actually, I'd say they peaked in the divisional round. The defense started losing focus against the 49ers, and was only average in the SB.

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

Well the plural form of Crux is Cruxes or Cruces

Should the Miami Dolphins change their logo to something more like this? by Skape7in nfl

[–]atrollsatan 5 points6 points ago

You're saying you want Jake Long in those?

UNOFFICIAL OFF SEASON TRASH TALK THREAD. by Mattistehwinnarin nfl

[–]atrollsatan 4 points5 points ago

SIGH

LET ME KNOW WHEN THAT ACTUALLY MATTERED IN THE LONG SCHEME OF THINGS.

This is clearly old but I'd never seen it before today. Suggs being Suggs. by BALTIM0R0Nin nfl

[–]atrollsatan 2 points3 points ago

Osi Umenyiora beats his own single game sack record by sacking RG3 on every pass play, beating Micheal Strahan's season record in a single game.

UNOFFICIAL OFF SEASON TRASH TALK THREAD. by Mattistehwinnarin nfl

[–]atrollsatan 2 points3 points ago

RG 3: Al's wettest dream.

RG III: AL'S WETTEST DREAM

UNOFFICIAL OFF SEASON TRASH TALK THREAD. by Mattistehwinnarin nfl

[–]atrollsatan 18 points19 points ago

SEATTLE

....WAIT FOR IT.....

SUPERSONICS

ARE NOW IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS

UNOFFICIAL OFF SEASON TRASH TALK THREAD. by Mattistehwinnarin nfl

[–]atrollsatan 7 points8 points ago

DERRICK ROSE IS THE FUCKING MAN THOUGH

(NOT A BULLS FAN, BUT STILL)

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

Right, but he'll take a while to get back to full strength. You should never rush these things.

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

huh. Certainly the best one I've heard yet. Va-giants, Ginas, and Ants are just lame.

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? Bradshaw has screws in his foot too. That's why he's always injured. To be fair, his playing style (lots of hard cuts) also messes with the screws.

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

inb4 "LOL PHILLY FANS SUK"

Seriously, I'm offering a warning before the trolls come out.

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 17 points18 points ago

[3 hours later] - Who the hell forgot to add Ryan Perrilloux onto the practice squad?? He signed with the Eagles 2 weeks ago! FFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 3 points4 points ago

Which is great because Rex loves running the football. As long as Hill doesn't let Santonio's attitude affect him, he should be a fantastic football player.

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 4 points5 points ago

Well teams will focus on Cruz, so if Randle is good, he'll shine. Hopefully, he's a boss, so that we can get Nicks-Cruz-Randle and Eli will break passing records.

WR Nicks suffers fractured fifth metatarsal in right foot - Out 12 weeks by cybeltherin NYGiants

[–]atrollsatan 0 points1 point ago

From a money-making perspective, Jason Peters' injury was tragic. From a general viewpoint though, it was such a freak injury that it was tragically hilarious. Like some higher power was playing a joke on him.

Hakeem Nicks fractures his foot at OTAs by doggiedolphiein nfl

[–]atrollsatan 1 point2 points ago

It's alright, dude. We all have our bad days.

okay, uhh...back to trash talk...yeah fuck the beagles...yeah

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