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Ideas for 5th ed by lapsed_pacifistin rpg

[–]asianwaste 0 points1 point ago

It's actually almost no different than the regular spell casting method except there's a mana pool and you can use items increase your mana.

Some spells would be specific as to what element they require while others are are more general. Think of it like casting DnD spells with Magic the Gathering Mana tap. Levels of spells are basically MP costs.

[r/RPG Challenge] Remix: Humans by rednightmarein rpg

[–]asianwaste 0 points1 point ago

My Submission for both this and next week:

(TLDR: Humans on earth are long extinct. Elves, dwarves, gnomes, orcs, halflngs, and goblins are looting the ruins of post modern society, studying them, and are on the verge of a new industrial revolution practically over night and very prematurely)

Earth persists after the fall of humanity leaving behind vacant cities and machinery waiting to be operated once again. Epochs pass. The ravages of weather and the growth of nature destroys and buries traces that this race once roamed the planet, but not all.

Time goes on and new sentient races emerge and build new society. Unlike the era of humans, whose domain over the Earth and its creatures ran uncontested, the world was shared by many distinct races of man. The elves emerge from the woods, the dwarves emerge from the caves, the gnomes burrowed from underground to the surface, orc-kin wandered from the frozen tundras in the north, and the coupling between races gave birth to the halflings and goblin-kind. All races were preyed upon great beasts of colossal sizes such as Dragons. The races of man agreed that they must co-exist to survive the ravages of the wilds. Thus formed the cooperative society of the great races of man.

Generations pass. Magic is discovered, the great races of man come in contact with the gods, and even the greatest of wild beasts have learned to fear the cities where men tread. Cities expand into nations while new cities emerge and do much the same. Great accomplishments and great wars come and go but never was there a doubt that civilization is the greatest wonder the world had ever seen.

This all changed when a caravan returned from the desert after wandering lost for months with the most unbelievable reports of finding the ruins of a mysterious city unlike any other. Many ancient ruins have been found before but those were the elven tribal camps, the barrows of the dwarven clans, and the mines of the gnomes. These were primitive but helped the races of man remember where they came from and stimulated studies of the origins of the world. The ruins found in the desert were not of any of the great races or any race ever seen before and they were not primitive. Quite the opposite. These ruins suggest that it is actually the great races of man that are primitive.

The first thing one notices about these cities are the numerous great spires. They touch the very sky and rival great mountains. The idea that there are many left standing suggests that these were not wonders of architecture and engineering, but the normal dwellings for these people. One can safely assume, many areas buried in rubble are where hundreds more of these spires once stood tall.

The first excavation was blessed with much of the ruins in excellent condition despite the passage of what might have been tens of thousands of years. To us, metal must be conserved for war efforts and other dire necessities. To these so called humans, metal is used frivolously. However, their most mundane metal working craftsmanship puts the works of the most talented dwarven smith to shameful mediocrity.

The human society seems to revolve completely around machines. Everything, from the tall spires down to the common street sign seems to incorporate some form of complex machinery of sorts. Most machines across the entire city are interconnected with twines of thin metal. We have deduced that energy travels across these twines which power the machines. Their sources remains uncertain to this day. However based on this very observation, we have progressed our very understanding of the flow of energies and its effects on metal. The arcane candles we use in our daily lives came from the experimentation of casting arcane energy from the Aura on one end of metal twine and having the magic project remotely across great distances on the other end.

We have found intact much intact literature. (Note: Much of the literature are perfect duplicates of each other. We believe that their books were produced by their machines and distributed widely across to every class of people. This suggests that even the lowest of commoner class was literate.) We are still at work in translating their writing, which is a very difficult because this was a race with numerous languages despite being a solitary race. Many languages are not very dissimilar to each other which makes the task very difficult. Despite our limited understanding of their written language, their books are often decorated with images of the most realistic detail. We believe these are not works of craftsmanship but of machinery that can capture what is seen and replicate the moment on paper.

We have learned much from these images. We know with absolute certainty what these people looked like, how they lived, their history, and even how many of their machines are operated given the proper energy. We have gathered details of many of their accomplishments and tragedies. We know that they have once lived very similar to how we live today and eventually advanced so far that they have built ships that can travel beyond the heavens to other celestial worlds. It is possible that remnants of this race have long abandoned this world to colonize other worlds and have never returned. Others make wild claims that our gods are humans living in the heavens. This claim is often debunked by the widely accepted theory that humans lacked the sense to feel and harness the arcane energies of the Divine Aura. In fact there is absolutely zero evidence of existence of magic in human society. Human religion did exist but open to many interpretations. The iconography and imagery of their gods from that of our own. There is no evidence of the existence of dragons either. These findings are in direct conflict our belief that dragons, the Divine Aura, and the gods have existed since the dawn of time. It begs questions as to who or what the gods really are.

We have learned much from these ruins and in less than a few years we have drastically changed our own society by emulating the technology and culture of the humans. This is a mixed blessing. Agriculture and irrigation has never been more efficient using advanced techniques. Our cities are well illuminated nightly with the casting of a simple cantrip on a single plate of metal. Our understanding of alchemy has been advanced hundreds of years ahead. We have implemented simple engines powered by magic on mills with great success. The smithing trade has improved its efficiency ten fold with machines that aid in the tempering process. A single team of smiths can equip an entire army in a week's notice. We are in the process of creating grand engines that can carry enormous carriages across great distances and at great speeds without the aid of a horse. We have also recently built a giant factory to manufacture goods at in mass quantities. It will revolutionize trade. With all of its advantages, we have all felt a widespread fallback. Wars are being waged over rights to explore different territories and hinterlands. There is much dispute with what to do with the knowledge of the human civilization. The popular opinion is to learn and imitate. The church's mages believes that the ruins should be destroyed and forever held secret. Their justification is not one of self preservation from being obsolete but an altruistic questioning of how is it that this great civilization came to a sudden end?

Nevertheless, the momentum is to seek out as many traces of human civilization as possible. Explorers and adventurers go outward and comb the world both on and under. Some have returned with advanced weapons and tools. Rumors circulate. A mere scholar once slayed a marauding giant with a sling that hurls a constant volley at great speeds with deadly accuracy. An operational humanoid machine construct with astounding intelligence and lifelike awareness is rumored to have been found, however its location and existence has been held with the utmost secrecy. Collected images have propagated a theory that humans commonly wielded weapons that can destroy entire cities in an instant. It seems that the more amazing their machinations become, the more terrifying their weaponry can be. Perhaps the Church is right on some marks.

Bradley Manning's trial being conducted "with far more secracy than alleged 9/11 plotters in Guantanamo" by AuroraDarkin worldnews

[–]asianwaste 2 points3 points ago

To be clear, I didn't vote you down. I rarely hit those buttons. I was an maa in Japanese naval bases. Yes mp's can be dicks on stupid power trips.

On the other hand, every service person should know by year one to square away all paperwork prior to deployment or relocation.b every damn sheet and drop of ink. A serviceman's nemesis is not the sworn enemy but the personnel office.

Bradley Manning's trial being conducted "with far more secracy than alleged 9/11 plotters in Guantanamo" by AuroraDarkin worldnews

[–]asianwaste 3 points4 points ago

Traffic laws are base laws. They are enforced by your co, not the ucmj

I got yelled at by the cops for taking this picture, so they can suck my freedom of press. by long_live_king_melonin pics

[–]asianwaste 1 point2 points ago

I'm a bit skeptical. It's one thing if it was one car that parked like that, but two? They were responding to something and likely it was a false alarm. I highly doubt it was to eat donuts and shoot the shit.

My boss is on vacation and I needed to use his office today, this is what his computer's mouse looked like... by mind-docin WTF

[–]asianwaste -1 points0 points ago

Not an expert, but I would wager it has a lot to do with increased heart rates you'd get from acidic foods especially when you are getting an acid reflux.

It doesn't support the high acid diet claim, but here's a good link on it: http://www.wisegeek.com/what-causes-sweaty-palms.htm

My boss is on vacation and I needed to use his office today, this is what his computer's mouse looked like... by mind-docin WTF

[–]asianwaste -1 points0 points ago

I get that grime build up too. Not to that extreme though since I regularly clean my hands and mouse.

I hear it has a lot to do with how much acid is in your diet.

Ideas for 5th ed by lapsed_pacifistin rpg

[–]asianwaste 0 points1 point ago

I really wanted to be more like the old system but with some sort of reason and logic behind it. I was never a fan of "memorizing spells for the day". A mage should be able to conjure the energy he wants when he wants. It just didn't make sense to me that a mage can cast a fire spell earlier in the day, but have the same arcane energy to stop time but can no longer conjure fire.

I also miss the importance of spell components. They seem to have lost importance, if not entirely forgotten. Scrolls and wands, IMO should not be spells in items. I've always thought they should aid spells casting in some form. A wand of fire can be a vast source of cantrip fire in my system. I would say scrolls would be ways to apply cantrips to projections that are beyond your arcane skill's reach. I don't know why, but rogues using "use magic device" to cast scrolls bothered me. Now if the rogue had both a wand and scroll in hand, the rogue would be able to cast the spells despite not being able to conjure cantrip energies.

Edit: The other thing that bothered me about the old system was how there were multiple types of spells with very little distinction between them. Divine, bard, and arcane spells are mechanically identical. I've always thought bardic spells and bardic songs should be one and the same. They should be based on what is being performed (drum beat, lute song, a dance, a poem, etc) and maintained based on specific perform skills.

I can actually accept the old system in the form of cleric spells. Rather than "memorizing" spells in the morning, the can be prayed for and replenished at anytime if given the time to complete the lengthy prayers. Access to the spells should not be based on level, but based on knowledge(religion) skills (which is in essence one in the same). In essence, a cleric is not casting magic, but is a conduit for a god's power to perform interventions.

Druids should have their casting based on context of the surroundings. Controlling vines should be available to the druid if the druid has a vine to control.

TIL The statue of George Washington in Trafalgar Square in London sits on imported soil from the US because Washington claimed 'he would never again step foot on English soil' by justfuttin todayilearned

[–]asianwaste -1 points0 points ago

Our calendar is plastered with observances for exceptional people. This is a common practice for every culture. Exceptional people are far more deserving of this distinction than a title.

Calling it, President's day is grouping the exceptional individuals with those that are less spectacular or even outright despicable. So yes, it is logical.

So far your arguments are only based on personal jaded philosophy and ad hominem. Keep, saying you're done with me. You keep coming back. You're a joke.

TIL The statue of George Washington in Trafalgar Square in London sits on imported soil from the US because Washington claimed 'he would never again step foot on English soil' by justfuttin todayilearned

[–]asianwaste -1 points0 points ago

We made it presidents day because we wanted to celebrate Lincoln's birthday as well. We picked a nearby Monday to get both. The other presidents have nothing to do with our decision to observe Washington's birthday as President's Day. It has NOTHING to do with some ideal about rejecting idol worship. Convenience was the primary factor and that's in my opinion is a disrespect.

Not every president is deserving of distinction. Washington and Lincoln are a class of their own. 2001, we made attempts to officially call the day Washington-Lincoln Day. Which would be far more proper than to group the two with every other president.

Edit: The fact that you jumped to the idea that I am suggesting we celebrate a myriad of presidential birthdays as federal holidays is indicative of your idiocy and your ability to make rational arguments.

TIL The statue of George Washington in Trafalgar Square in London sits on imported soil from the US because Washington claimed 'he would never again step foot on English soil' by justfuttin todayilearned

[–]asianwaste -1 points0 points ago

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/feb/20/nation/la-na-nn-presidents-day-20120217

I agree with the sentiment of the shit your making up, but simple fact: We did it out of convenience. Nothing more. Quit pulling shit out of your ass.

TIL The statue of George Washington in Trafalgar Square in London sits on imported soil from the US because Washington claimed 'he would never again step foot on English soil' by justfuttin todayilearned

[–]asianwaste 0 points1 point ago

Wrong. We changed it because we moved observed holidays to mondays. In result, the observed day was too far from Washingon's actual birthday.

Racism. Always a mark of a strong argument from a very intelligent person.

Ideas for 5th ed by lapsed_pacifistin rpg

[–]asianwaste 3 points4 points ago

A system I've had in mind was having all spells free to use except cantrips. Cantrips are essentially basic manipulation of energy using magic that dissipates quickly. They are broken down to the natural elements such as fire. If I cast the fire cantrip, alone, it would simply generate a quick burst of fire that quickly dissipates unless of course, the fire catches onto something. It's not too handy alone. Spells are cantrip recipes with a resulting projection.

An example of a spell would be magic missile. Magic missile in this sense is not the conventional raw undefined magic force that does damage. Instead it carries your cantrip and darts out. Levels of magic spells are defined by how many cantrips are required for the projection to be cast. For instance, if I wanted a fireball, I'd have to concentrate 3 cantrips of fire into a spell that darts out and explodes. I can easily make it an explosion of ice by mixing two parts wind with water and casting it with the explosion spell.

All cantrips types share the same mana pool from the caster, however they can be conserved by using materials. Certain alchemical parts can be quickly blended to generate a specific cantrip effect. For instance materials can be blended to make me a quick source of alchemical fire which can be combined with the cantrips I cast and be projected with my spell.

Street cred by saulgoldin chicago

[–]asianwaste 4 points5 points ago

The answer you are looking for: He just heard the story, but he knows the guy personally and believes him credible.

Valve at E3 this year by ThatDutchLadin gaming

[–]asianwaste 0 points1 point ago

http://www.vg247.com/2012/03/05/valve-patent-shows-steam-box-like-control-pad

They've had a patent for a while. There was a rumor for new Valve "hardware" which many speculate is a console. This with SteamTV and the other little pieces add up. One of the largest criticisms of PC gaming is that it has no digital input for precision movement. I would wager Valve is trying to use its posture to remedy this.

Valve at E3 this year by ThatDutchLadin gaming

[–]asianwaste 2 points3 points ago

IMO, I think the next big Valve thing is going to be a controller for PC that will be the standard for Steamworks games.

Playing the CS:GO beta, there's an option to adjust motion controllers. Not saying that's 100% indicative, but it's certainly a new thing to the usual robust Valve Options menu. A gamepad would also certainly compliment their plans for Steam TV and bringing PC gaming to the living room.

Need a good name for this guy. Human Monk, high magic campaign. by Shammyshanksin rpg

[–]asianwaste 0 points1 point ago

I usually imagine dnd monks with the Greco-roman monastic culture blended with eastern practice of bodily perfection. Therefore I stray away from the eastern names unless they hail from eastern nations such as karatur. Therefore sometimes I give a standard name like any other paired with a monastic title such as "brother" or "father"

Sometimes I like to imagine there is a monastic given name between the monks. This reflects their god they serve or the cause they believe in or their fighting style or even their temperament. If you've played jade empire, then take after the naming conventions in that game.

So usually I'd make names like: Brother Paul the Radiant, Dawn Scholar Kayla, Lambert, the Abbot of the Fist, etc

The destruction of the DeathStar was an inside job. by jammastajaytin funny

[–]asianwaste 1 point2 points ago

Comic sans should be reviled when it is used inappropriately. Business memos and letters of bereavement are examples that have happened during the times when it was overused by co-workers who thought they are expressing individuality by setting the font as their default on Outlook.

The font is a good font when used for its intended purposes otherwise. I had to do a site with a chalkboard theme. It served my typographic needs perfectly.

Hatred for this stuff has lost meaning. Half the people I ask why they hate Internet explorer can't give me a solid reason. Hate something because you know it and hate working with it. Not because it's simply fashionable to hate it.

The destruction of the DeathStar was an inside job. by jammastajaytin funny

[–]asianwaste 41 points42 points ago

For the last goddamn time: photon torpedoes do not burn hot enough to melt steel!!!!!!

If it had been a Justice League movie instead of The Avengers by RoryBlankin comics

[–]asianwaste 0 points1 point ago

It's definitely one of the flaws of the movie I had issue with. Overall I'd say the climax was the weakest part of the movie.

It was a montage of Avengers beating nameless aliens for 40 minutes. There was no escalation or build to resolution. The worst is how the antagonist was near completely absent from the entire climax.

If it had been a Justice League movie instead of The Avengers by RoryBlankin comics

[–]asianwaste 15 points16 points ago

I'd also like to see her naked.

If it had been a Justice League movie instead of The Avengers by RoryBlankin comics

[–]asianwaste 4 points5 points ago

On land, he can go toe-to-toe against Wonder Woman in a melee... so long as she isn't floating around being cheap like a bitch.

If it had been a Justice League movie instead of The Avengers by RoryBlankin comics

[–]asianwaste 2 points3 points ago

Oh... an Aquaman joke... that hasn't been done a thousand fucking times.

2K Games' support team is top-notch. by Loyal2NESin gaming

[–]asianwaste 3 points4 points ago

Have you tried clearing you game's cache?

It's in a hidden folder. The cache folder is found in \%username%\Application Data\My Games\Sid Meier's Civilization 4\

Just delete the data within while not running Civ 4. It should reset the cache.

I'm just curious. Is your system a laptop using integrated graphics? Also, either way, I'd next ask, are you sure you have your memory timings correct on your BIOS?

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