This is a great idea! How about trying to follow the gist of the drinking rules

2 is for you- person who draws must rub their partner for twenty seconds

3 is for me- the drawer masturbates for twenty seconds

4 is for whores- The male takes a clothing article off the female

5 jive- drawer must give their partner a brief lap dance

6 dicks- reverse of 4

7 heaven- make out for seven minutes (kind of like seven minutes in heaven)

8 mate- say something sexy/dirty to your mate about him/her

9 rhyme-

10 Category- drawer picks a short porn clip from the category of partner's choosing

Jack never have I ever- drawer must tell partner something sexual that he/she wants to try but has never done

Queen question master-

King- Make a rule!

Ace waterfall- I like the lap rule for this better :)

The goal of the game is to get through the deck without pouncing on each other!

(I couldn't think of anything for nine or queen)

edit: format