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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! by mightyslamin pics

[–]ardent 0 points1 point ago

Get 'em off! These seeds keep swarming around my nose!

What is the best item/deal you have come across on DealExtreme (or sites like it)... and, what is the weirdest? by lue42in gadgets

[–]ardent 2 points3 points ago

These are the best teeny little remote control cars ever. They cost under 10 bucks and they're about the size of your thumb. Real working headlights and lots of fun. I bought them for my kids but adults (incl. me) can''t stop playing with them.

And here's another one on a different frequency if you decide to get two.

Steve Ballmer named worst CEO by Forbes by gobble_gabblein business

[–]ardent 3 points4 points ago

I completely agree that this was poorly written, but here's a much better article that implies much of the same, that MS has lost its way and missed opportunity after opportunity.

Dammit! I loved Waffle Crisp by LimaBreansin WTF

[–]ardent 1 point2 points ago

The quietest place on Earth- anechoic chamber mutes 99.99% of all noises, causes hallucinations. by aXehanD_lerin offbeat

[–]ardent 3 points4 points ago

Yep, tried this back when sensory deprivation chambers were in vogue. It's very easy to hallucinate when there are no senses to tell you something isn't true.

Saw this on r/funny. I think r/parenting might like it as well! by justinragedin Parenting

[–]ardent 4 points5 points ago*

Love this. I'd buy one if anyone has a link. EDIT: Nevermind, here it is.

Oh look, another facebook "friend" is racist... this logic makes me giggle. by justificationsin WTF

[–]ardent 2 points3 points ago

Me either, sorry. I'm trying to see your perspective but can't quite get there.

Pure Happiness by Aschebescherin pics

[–]ardent 1 point2 points ago

A striking resemblance to your watercolor...

Stewart Lee - in the middle of a (long and awesome) rant about a juice company stealing his ideas ... by grahvityin StandUpComedy

[–]ardent 1 point2 points ago

Wow,thanks for pointing him out. I'd never heard of him over here in the U.S., but would love to pay for some content rather than just browsing YouTube. But all his DVDs are apparently Region 2 -- I'm not motivated enough to go messing around with region settings.

Hired to impregnate neighbor's beauty queen wife; fails after 72 "sessions". This needs to be made into a movie, now. by TareXmdin funny

[–]ardent 1 point2 points ago

Astounding recall, sir! You're right! Here's the synopsis from the IMDB page

A sex farce about a woman with an infertile husband who is desperate to get pregnant. She enlists the help of her neighbor and an in-law.

And as a bonus:

Meanwhile her husband begins an affair with the neighbor's wife.

50-Dollar Follow Focus — Kickstarter by ron2838in gadgets

[–]ardent 4 points5 points ago*

I had no clue what a "follow focus" is, and the video never explains it either. So here's the Wikipedia page on follow focus.

Post your all-time favorite joke from a stand-up comedian by idlesensein StandUpComedy

[–]ardent 5 points6 points ago

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again." And many more Steven Wright jokes here.

Rollin' by I_RAPE_CATSin offbeat

[–]ardent 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part of that wikipedia entry:

Risk of "gerbiling". In most designs, if the driver accelerates or brakes too hard, it is possible that the force applied overcomes the force of gravity keeping the rider at the bottom of the wheel, sending the rider spinning around the inside of the wheel. This is known as gerbiling, because it has some similarity to the situation of a gerbil running too quickly inside of a hamster wheel.

Gerbiling is much more interesting than planking.

BUSTED! Secret app on millions of phones logs key taps by grauenwolfin technology

[–]ardent 0 points1 point ago

In Android 2.1, just go to Manage Applications, then press the menu key, then Filter, then All. This should be selected by default anyway.

Most Offensive Billboard in Minneapolis by sbrylskiin atheism

[–]ardent 8 points9 points ago

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Context. Specifically, "Looking through the sunglasses reveals to Nada that all advertisements and media in the world actually contain subliminal messages designed to control an unwitting human population; billboards, television programs, magazines, and store products now simply display totalitarian commands such as "Obey", "Consume", "No Independent Thought", "Marry and Reproduce", or in the case of money, "This is your God."

Great flick.

I have had my car since 60,000 miles. I have been waiting for 111,111 forever and.... by jbinglesin funny

[–]ardent 0 points1 point ago

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Quick, put some black electrical tape over the left part of the "4" and you're golden.

Vuru - New Investing Site. Know the Business Behind the Stock. by richgongin promos

[–]ardent 1 point2 points ago

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That's nice as an option, but I really wanted to kick the tires a little bit. I generally don't surrender contact info until I'm convinced I'm going to visit a site regularly. I regret that I wasn't able to get a more complete experience with your service.

Disruptive OWS protester was actually undercover cop by jefuchsin politics

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Herman Cain's 9-9-9 Plan in one very large graph. by stonyjackin politics

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A striking resemblance. by ImaGirlnStuffin pics

[–]ardent 0 points1 point ago

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The one on the right is going to give me nightmares.

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