An example of Natural Selection

somewhatcleverEel · 2012-05-26T01:44:39.230447+00:00

you know how it's fake?

...the cut in the middle.

JiggleBiscuits · 2012-05-26T00:38:05.328171+00:00

holy crap... the malfeasance exhibited by this company is just astounding.

Dranharelo · 2012-05-26T00:17:40.585210+00:00

exactly.... she can't even outsmart republican congress critters even with a democratic president.

Dranharelo · 2012-05-25T23:25:22.353130+00:00

...and Bill would probably find that weed you asked him to find and then threaten to turn you into the cops unless you did his political science paper.

Dranharelo · 2012-05-25T23:24:09.124582+00:00

Oh yeah... that's back when he didn't inhale.

Dranharelo · 2012-05-25T23:22:31.749335+00:00

Well, you know, there's a fundamental difference between poo-poo'ing the broccoli industry and pigging out at Mickey-D's.

Dranharelo · 2012-05-25T23:19:24.324163+00:00

Power, yes; intelligence? No.

Otherwise, she would have gotten universal healthcare through without turning it into an insurance industry subsidy at the expense of the people.

Perpetuum · 2012-05-25T23:04:41.966264+00:00

...which is why you either dump the entire lot upon first successful use or you only carry one.

Perpetuum · 2012-05-25T23:03:55.262032+00:00

Based on over 20 years of interaction with cops and bike and car, I'd say that cops are fairly biased towards drivers.

The OP's experience is definitely the exception.

Perpetuum · 2012-05-25T23:01:43.365544+00:00

Wouldn't it be much better to just attach a low powered arduino GPS tracker under their bumper?

That way you know where the motherfucker lives.

Perpetuum · 2012-05-25T22:43:09.633211+00:00

Why the fuck is this considered acceptable to people?

The world is filled to the brim with complete and total assholes.

...or haven't you been paying attention?

I don't know how you could have possibly missed it over the past 12 or 13 years.

TheHadMatter · 2012-05-25T12:50:40.202335+00:00

Think of all the unemployed police dogs...

greenmars · 2012-05-25T12:44:41.730030+00:00

Not for the currency in question. Other currencies would appreciate - whatever people are moving to.

If the euro goes, it would seem to be the perfect time to move dollars to something else at the peak of the dollar appreciation... because, you know, it's next.

Salemkylar · 2012-05-25T12:34:16.584667+00:00

some jokes for you:

smells just it did before the fire, or, rather, the "house" smells like the xbox after the fire.
fire investigators immediately confiscated it as part of their investigation
was broken before the fire, which reflowed the solder; now it works!
had to pry the controllers from the burn hands of siblings left over corpse

mepper · 2012-05-25T11:49:04.645564+00:00

I think it's pretty clear they already have.

...even their people have failed to revolt!

The entire place is just fail-island.

No wonder South Korea doesn't want to touch it with a 10 foot pole.

mepper · 2012-05-25T11:47:50.858728+00:00

Maybe the deal has already been made.

China gets the Sparatley Islands...

...South Korea gets North Korea

The US gets a little distraction/MIC econ boost and then gets to go home.

mepper · 2012-05-25T11:45:42.405768+00:00

Maybe they'll all just eat each other...

...could take a while, though.

mepper · 2012-05-25T11:43:56.060082+00:00

You sound like you have contempt toward everyone in the country.

Yes... in a world where pretty much every repressive communist dictatorship has been dismantled 15-odd years on, I think the North Korean people are stand out dunces.

mepper · 2012-05-25T11:39:57.240096+00:00

Everyone who has ever said anything about North Korea other than "The Glorious Great Leader is Great and Glorious and Good Looking" gets banned.

It's either a running joke or they're batshit insane.

mepper · 2012-05-25T04:30:15.013999-07:00

anal... vaginal... oral... we're still going to blow that shit up.

Billistic · 2012-05-25T11:23:42.833547+00:00

The music of collapse will consist of gun fire in the streets after dark and your crying children as they look to their impotent father who though his mp3 player would still have a working outlet to charge it.

greenmars · 2012-05-25T04:23:24.811721+00:00

That's why it completely makes sense to have "in god we trust" on the currency. It's a little inside joke for rulers who find religion useful.

greenmars · 2012-05-25T04:19:18.471015+00:00

Can someone remind me what happens to "money" after a bank run?

Does the currency hyperinflate immediately, or is there a period where it appreciates before all confidence is lost?

Bemuzed · 1 day

Invest in companies selling unemployment equipment.

tua44299 · 1 day

They don't want people building self-styled mutual funds on margin...

Loosing less than $25k is probably something that you can talk a working stiff into actually paying... and, you know, their house and car combined probably have that kind of equity that you can take from them and get what you're owed in fairly short order.

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