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What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 0 points1 point ago

I believe you mean to use correct grammar, as the word is still correct.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 0 points1 point ago

I was essentially the person in the orange shirt here:

http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/medium/honduras_motorcycle_passenger.jpg

Except no foot pegs and my feet were dangling close to the rear wheel.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 2 points3 points ago

upvote for making me giggle!

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 14 points15 points ago

I can give you a pic of my scar, unfortunately that cat is probably dead, since human meat isnt readily available and im sure i spoiled it by tasting so good.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 660 points661 points ago

I was on the back of my uncles motorcycle While going about 25 MPH on a motorcycle in Pakistan. I was wearing slippers, and next thing you know, my foot gets stuck in the rear wheel, chops off a big chunk of my foot meat. I cry because i was 8 years old at the time, and the kicker....a god damn CAT picks up my foot meat and takes it away (i assume to eat). My foot has healed up very well, and the scar is really small compared to how much meat came off.

Edit for pic: http://i.imgur.com/QzX8d.jpg

TL;DR. I was eaten by a pussy.

What does your handwriting look like? by lowpassin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 1 point2 points ago

Show us your Arabic handwriting! Its always nice to see

What does your handwriting look like? by lowpassin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 1 point2 points ago

So I almost never write anything by hand because my handwriting is so bad even I have trouble reading it sometimes. For the record, im a 21 year old male, and I work in IT if that makes any difference.

http://i.imgur.com/wyQWE.jpg

Cardboard Vortex Gun by TheNikodilayin gifs

[–]alwaysbored786 7 points8 points ago

Someone please find out how I can make this!

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I came here for two things... (i.imgur.com)

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And a one and a two... (i.imgur.com)

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My gf made me this awesome bouquet for my graduation! by alwaysbored786in pics

[–]alwaysbored786[S] 2 points3 points ago

Yea she made it from scratch! I was blown away by how awesome it was, and it tasted SOOO good.

/gloatingaboutmyawesomegirlfriend

My gf made me this awesome bouquet for my graduation! by alwaysbored786in pics

[–]alwaysbored786[S] 1 point2 points ago

yes she is!!

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My gf made me this awesome bouquet for my graduation! (i.imgur.com)

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The Pizza Thread by realdirtyhippiein nova

[–]alwaysbored786 1 point2 points ago

oh so good!

You can't handle the truth by never-nudein AdviceAnimals

[–]alwaysbored786 -1 points0 points ago

But people are curious, and curiosity gets the best of us sometimes.

So my girlfriend is pregnant with another man's child via rape and is going to keep the baby. I'm terrified about how this could change my life. What to do? by ThrowawayNotTheDadin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 0 points1 point ago

this makes me rage inside, being able to not go over and kill this man makes you a damn calm dude. I hope everything works out for the best!

When my SO tells me she's going to have a few drinks with her EX. by Smoking_lamp0213in reactiongifs

[–]alwaysbored786 13 points14 points ago

I really don't want to say this since I don't know your full situation, but this doesn't sound like a promising relationship. I'd jump ship. If she was with you before leaving that guy, whats to say she won't do the same to you. AND shes doing something you obviously don't like that could EASILY be avoided. I know this is probably hard to read, but its nice to view an outsiders perspective sometimes.

When my SO tells me she's going to have a few drinks with her EX. by Smoking_lamp0213in reactiongifs

[–]alwaysbored786 32 points33 points ago

I think that's shady IMO. Tread with caution my friend, tread with caution.

If you could travel back in time 10 years, what do you think the first question that "past" you would ask "present" you? by griswaaltin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 2 points3 points ago

Woah, I'm not ugly anymore! YAY

When my SO tells me she's going to have a few drinks with her EX. by Smoking_lamp0213in reactiongifs

[–]alwaysbored786 12 points13 points ago

Why don't you tell her you don't feel comfortable with it? I'm sure if you let her know how she feels, she wouldn't do it.

Male redditors, what is the most feminine thing you do? by thelovepiratein AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 0 points1 point ago

I pee sitting down.

MY SECRET IS OUT!

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Who's looking for a part time job? (self.nova)

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Anyone looking for a part time job? (self.gmu)

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I need a new bank! by mvs027in nova

[–]alwaysbored786 0 points1 point ago

Yea i like the updated view of your account transactions too!

Has anyone actually slept with their college professor or TA? (possible NSFW comments) by regsTHCin AskReddit

[–]alwaysbored786 22 points23 points ago

Bro...

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