Yep, I'd say that's about half of reddit.

Delta12334 · 1 month

China, dude.

CzechsMix · 1 month

STOP_BEING_RETARDED, a true poet.

ScarletF · 1 month

In 8th grade, me and my friend used to run underneath the bleachers during basketball games (one sided bleachers, Home and Visiting team shared them) and grab the cheerleader's ankles from behind, then run away.

Much fun was had, but our Principal specifically approached us one day and told us that if he saw me, him, or anyone else under the bleachers after that, it was afterschool detention, no questions asked.

Of course we did it anyway.

lolzmadmaster · 1 month

*China

marqattack · 1 month

Even creepier

FTFY

cheekymonkey45 · 1 month

buh dum tshhhhh

Molfsontan · 2 months

Was going to upvote until I got to the one about the little girl. Sorry, reddit needs to learn that transphobia is unacceptable.

acidbones · 3 months

Was screenshot immediately after, in hopes of karma whoring on reddit. Twas not posted until today. I have no shame in that.

Problem?

acidbones · 3 months

From what I understand, she became pregnant, the doctors told her it was a risky pregnancy for A, B, and C reasons, and she decided to continue it anyways. A few months in, and they realized that the placenta was developing instead of the fetus, and it had turned cancerous.

Therefore, she had to undergo chemo and other treatments, and eventually a hysterectomy.

crankierfoot · 4 months

I actually read didn't that wrong, but thanks the for laugh.

Dusty_Star · 4 months

I don't, however, using the cited sources at the bottom of the Wiki page comes in handy for research papers if you want to make it look legit ;)

Sky_Prodigy · 5 months

Why do I feel like we're gonna start having these long numbers pop up randomly all over Reddit now? [[143220739082110]]

texacer · 5 months

You're incredibly pretty.

mr-nobe · 5 months

I FUCKING LOVE WOODY FUCKING HARRELSON.

nevona · 5 months

Oh hell yes. Listened to this throughout my whole, boring summer.

maskredd · 5 months

Dave? That asshole owes me money. If you see him, tell him acidbones is looking for him.

rkahockey · 5 months

Thank you for helping me fail my signs test tomorrow ಠ_ಠ

foodisedible · 5 months

Nice try, OP. We all know this is your search history.

uniquepurecombat · 6 months

In 7th grade I got in trouble for telling my friend over Myspace that I hated my school and wouldn't mind seeing the place bombed.

They got the police involved.

I went to choices (detention) for the rest of the day.

I had to go to the guidance counselor's room every Wednesday for the rest of the year to "keep an eye on me".

...

The principal also told my mom I was a lesbian.

acidbones

TROPHY CASE

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