The Great Gatsby - Official Trailer

Pigs_On_The_Wing · 2 days

I think the idea is that the movie will win an oscar, and thus put 3D movies in the spotlight at the oscars. I don't think they're saying that the film could magically win a category that does not exist.

kjhatch · 3 days

Could've played it off, like 'ah, yes, i thought i remembered that you preferred blondes"

Patrick_Himself · 4 days

Wizard of oz reference..?

neverever_d · 4 days

You really...like ellipses...

DrPhenotypical · 9 days

I could barely even read it. All those random lines of dialogue, with no indication who said the quote or what the fuck was going on. It wasn't an article so much as a diarrhea of random, poorly formatted information.

Shakennapoleon · 11 days

But..you used a false fact to make your point. I just wanted to correct that.

Shakennapoleon · 11 days

I..what? I didn't say it was impossible for people to have a large vocabulary. I was just pointing out that "you imbecile!" reminds me of some preteen spluttering through their braces, excited to use a word that will totally make them sound intelligent and not at all pretentious.

And I am clearly aware that vocab is just a shortened form of vocabulary.

Shakennapoleon · 11 days

First of all, that's a venti. Which is absurdly large anyway. Maybe you should try a tall, which is what most people would give their kids. Second of all, you chose the first link you found when you searched "calories in grande strawberries and cream frappucino". You'll find that the information on how many calories are in that drink vary, but most say somewhere between 200 and 600

Shakennapoleon · 11 days

Whenever anyone says something like "you imbecile!" I imagine a 14 year old kid thinking his new vocab word makes him sound smarter

Shakennapoleon · 11 days

They absolutely do not have 800 calories. You're thinking of like a large milkshake from a fast food place, not a starbucks frappuccino.

theraf8100 · 14 days

no way

MaxOre94 · 15 days

High school

~25 hours a week

4.1 GPA

dmetridmetri93 · 15 days

Just alarms in movies in general...it's an instant "HOLY SHIT I'M WAKING UP AND I HATE IT"

demaney · 17 days

Best tip I ever read was to "grip with both hands and twist in opposite directions as fast as you can, like an indian burn.

buttersugarbun · 17 days

Fucking girls who bring snuggies and blankets to school because they think it's cute are the worst

C3LM3R · 18 days

Interesting because that's actuallly what an iron used to be. People would heat up iron pans on the stove and use them to iron their clothing. That's where the name comes from. Then they started creating actual pieces of metal called irons so that you didn't have to use your saucepan, and nowadays we have electric irons.

chipkoekjes · 18 days

Who says he doesn't like his job?

ationsong · 18 days

I think OP is referring to the emotional experience those guys are having, not to the fact that it's a concert.

moustachegirl · 18 days

If you want to test if she knows about it, buy one of those super magnifying mirrors, or next time you go to target or something, go look at the super magnifying mirrors. Stand in front of it and be like "it's so weird when you look at your face this closely" etc. She'll look in the mirror too. Now there are 3 possibilities:

She'll notice the hairs and exclaim "Oh my god I have a mustache this is disgusting"
She'll quietly notice the hairs and fix them
She already knows and won't say anything. Maybe she'll realize they're worse than she thought, or maybe she just doesn't care.

Anyway it can't do any harm to try

Trolls-Gone-Wild · 18 days

When are you called sir in private...?

ChristianTMI · 19 days

Misogynistic advice is the best advice!

amazingboobies · 20 days

It actually is an option nowadays...more and more people are doing it.

Also 'smh' at the end of a sentence immediately makes your comment seems less legitimate

FryLord1336 · 22 days

Sounds like OP wrote what they wished they had done...unless they're a superhuman there's no fucking way they broke all the bones in a man's face with a single punch at 11 years old, let alone now

froststare · 25 days

Just be aware that sometimes you are definitely wrong and you may actually be the douche in this situation. And one day you'll have to apologize for something you know you didn't do, and it will be terrible, but you'll have to do it just to keep your job or whatever. Just be prepared.

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