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I wonder if he died of a stroke... by grantly0711in funny

[–]ZosoCub 1 point2 points ago

perhaps it was clubbed by a foursome, or shot during a scramble. may be rough, but it was the only fairway.

I'm glad my art teachers have a sense of humor by Msrahll042594in funny

[–]ZosoCub 1 point2 points ago

coulda sworn I saw the same thing on a racist jail cell door...

Just got woken up to this by luis_bin funny

[–]ZosoCub 0 points1 point ago

stop sleeping at work. problem solved.

roommates by melloooin funny

[–]ZosoCub 0 points1 point ago

your brother's buddy (assuming "buddy" is referring to a guy) had a female roommate? I'm not saying it's out of the question (I, myself, once lived with a couple of hotties one summer in college), but it's pretty rare.

when you see it! by gotmunchies2nitein funny

[–]ZosoCub 6 points7 points ago

The longer I look for the black guy and/or penis the more anxious I get that a monster ghost is gonna jump out at me...

roommates by melloooin funny

[–]ZosoCub 34 points35 points ago

I usually assume these smartphone messages posts are fake, but I really want to believe this one is real.

Waking up early and realizing that school's done and it's summer by steviieein funny

[–]ZosoCub 5 points6 points ago

depends on what time of the year you ask...

Waking up early and realizing that school's done and it's summer by steviieein funny

[–]ZosoCub 2 points3 points ago

outside sales?

Kid's birthday party - snapped this shot by YellowBird87in funny

[–]ZosoCub 1 point2 points ago

girl, you put the ass in asstronomy

Waking up early and realizing that school's done and it's summer by steviieein funny

[–]ZosoCub 27 points28 points ago

funny thing is you're right! I ended up losing my teaching job and what did I do? Became a student again, of course.

...I really value my summers.

Whenever someone mentions a rimjob [SFW] by dabears554in funny

[–]ZosoCub 1 point2 points ago

wtf?

Kid's birthday party - snapped this shot by YellowBird87in funny

[–]ZosoCub 1 point2 points ago

girl, your backside is out of this world.

Wet cat is NOT happy by hypnocystin funny

[–]ZosoCub 67 points68 points ago

based on the forearms and biceps I've determined it's a guy. that was my first and only concern as well. sorry to disappoint.

Waking up early and realizing that school's done and it's summer by steviieein funny

[–]ZosoCub 47 points48 points ago

That's why I became a teacher.

Whenever a girl gives me even the slightest compliment. by lololl12in funny

[–]ZosoCub 0 points1 point ago

ha, funny thing is that a girl once told me that I look like Tom Cruise from Top Gun and insisted next time I saw her I need to be wearing aviators and flash her a smile with a snap-point of the finger.

High hopes for the future! by chriscopelandin funny

[–]ZosoCub 27 points28 points ago

*helping

If Only He Knew by b0redin funny

[–]ZosoCub 7 points8 points ago

my reaction

Tunnel vision :D by avinaba123in funny

[–]ZosoCub 2 points3 points ago

I want that final image framed

Thank YOU bathroom door! by neat_lovein funny

[–]ZosoCub 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. I feel like the band playing on the Titanic. P.S.---I've been drinking.

Do you have a Catway? by userbelowisamonsterin funny

[–]ZosoCub 75 points76 points ago

yeah, but it locked up in my henway.

I'm pretty sure none of these people were ever in the same room at the same time. by VelAwesomeRaptorin funny

[–]ZosoCub 0 points1 point ago

there's my chippy!

I'm a terrible parent. by Lignumin funny

[–]ZosoCub 14 points15 points ago

you spelled "awesome" wrong...

Upsexy by BenK3nobiin funny

[–]ZosoCub -2 points-1 points ago

Clearly this guy has never heard of a henway.

My dog after mowing the yard by zizzerzazusin aww

[–]ZosoCub 1 point2 points ago

Dude I wanna have game night at your place. Nice selection, including three decks of cards ready

I adopted this lil lady a few days ago. Due to a gum disease, she has no teeth and can't keep her tongue in. Help me name her! by forgetmynamex07in aww

[–]ZosoCub 0 points1 point ago

this guy was clearly just looking for an excuse to take a "mirror shot" (take a look at the left side of the linked image...

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