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Android now controls 59% of the world's smartphone market share; iOS at a distant 23% by mepperin Android

[–]YourPresident -1 points0 points ago

Since I now live in another country, in my case, no it was not hard to move.

Android now controls 59% of the world's smartphone market share; iOS at a distant 23% by mepperin Android

[–]YourPresident -7 points-6 points ago

Move then. It's not that hard.

EDIT: Wow. Look at the downvotes. I'm serious people. If you want to live somewhere, then go live there.

Do. There is no Try.

Can anyone tell me where this is?? Its a long shot. Its my dad sometimes in the 70s. by adapotatain pics

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

Where is Shitty-Watercolor when you need him?

Can anyone tell me where this is?? Its a long shot. Its my dad sometimes in the 70s. by adapotatain pics

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

Respect.

Can anyone tell me where this is?? Its a long shot. Its my dad sometimes in the 70s. by adapotatain pics

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

Oh you.....

Meet Nelson- Adventures of a Stolen iPhone by TopShotChickin funny

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

Like that. See?

Meet Nelson- Adventures of a Stolen iPhone by TopShotChickin funny

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

...or... just don't take pictures of things you would not want to explain afterwards?

Meet Nelson- Adventures of a Stolen iPhone by TopShotChickin funny

[–]YourPresident 2 points3 points ago

Checks register

No, sorry. You're still not allowed in.

Meet Nelson- Adventures of a Stolen iPhone by TopShotChickin funny

[–]YourPresident 5 points6 points ago

Hey! Who let the guy with standards into Reddit? I need answers now, dammit!

Lesson: Don't drink and drive.. by Streeb-Greeblingin WTF

[–]YourPresident 1 point2 points ago

More like a suicide

Found this in my sister-in-law's food pantry by Landonhin WTF

[–]YourPresident -1 points0 points ago

The face looks a little like Belladonna!

I was a webcam girl in for a company that focused on longterm scamming, lying, and draining all the money of select men. AMAA by webcamliargirlsin IAmA

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

I like your mind. My lobes just went all frontal.

Man Punches 10-Year-Old Boy In The Face During 'Titanic 3-D' For Being Noisy, Knocks Out A Tooth by omniscientCBSeyein WTF

[–]YourPresident 7 points8 points ago

Where can send that man some Upvotes?

Not sure if I want to know what happens next... by ziepsin WTF

[–]YourPresident 1 point2 points ago

YOU WANTED A PONY GODDAMMIT

We Will Find You. by Web_Sheriffin WTF

[–]YourPresident 1 point2 points ago

"... I have a specific set of skills ..." .... no it's not really going to work on this one.

DAE Love the smell of a lit match? by BigFatKoolAidin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

I think people who like smells of thing burning are interesting from an evolutionary point of view. Fire is usually something to stay away from, and acrid smells are acrid because they contain things that aren't good for you, yet somehow there is a subsection of people that are attracted to it. Fascinating.

This may be small and meaningless to some, but it means a lot to me. by omglolidiotin pics

[–]YourPresident 4 points5 points ago

Awesome! Well done! Good to get results when you've worked for it.

DAE Love the smell of a lit match? by BigFatKoolAidin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]YourPresident 4 points5 points ago

LOL. Aren't we a fascinating species, eh?

DAE have a secret they wish to share or maybe a favorite secret? by 14anon08in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]YourPresident 2 points3 points ago

Ah, like Postsecret you mean?

Ok. Here goes. I think I've come "in" my wife's friends more often while masturbating than I actually have come in my wife.

For obvious reasons, I can't possibly ever tell her this.

I have never cheated for real.

DAE use both sides of the road like you're racing when no one else is around? by -BoilerPlatein DoesAnybodyElse

[–]YourPresident 1 point2 points ago

I see that people who say they do get down voted. So... NO! ARE YOU CRAZY??? YOU GOT ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS DRIVING IS TO START WITH???

DAE use both sides of the road like you're racing when no one else is around? by -BoilerPlatein DoesAnybodyElse

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

Honey, get off Reddit. It's where I like to pretend I can be a rebel and the last thing I need is you here breaking the 4th wall.

DAE compose music in their head before falling asleep? by ceedub24in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]YourPresident 0 points1 point ago

Occasionally. I also play music. But generally only when I'm trying to fall asleep.

DAE Love the smell of a lit match? by BigFatKoolAidin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]YourPresident 4 points5 points ago

The exact opposite. I hate it. Slightly worse then the smell of a snuffed candle.

How to catch a liar in the act. by Microsofttin pics

[–]YourPresident -1 points0 points ago

tl;dr?

This may be small and meaningless to some, but it means a lot to me. by omglolidiotin pics

[–]YourPresident 25 points26 points ago

It's still meaningless to me because you didn't explain what the hell it is! :)

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