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Jump... by dragonworthyin pics

I have to admit. I stereotype. by dummystupidin WTF

[–]WishiCouldRead 264 points265 points ago

So this shot of Lahore has 0 out of 6 adults with hijab, and Dewsbury has 4/9. I'm thinking I need a bigger sample size before my brain truly escapes from my head.

Help us find more North American English speakers for an online linguistics study on dialects by jhsieh12in linguistics

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

I grew up in southern NH, and although I'm familiar with the Boston accent I don't know what the New England accent is. I wonder if that has to do with your un/voiced <th>. I know ayuh is mostly Maine.

My froth is unvoiced, btw.

A friend sent me this picture while sitting in traffic today. by chugachugachoochooooin pics

[–]WishiCouldRead 1 point2 points ago

I call shenanigans on this All American Bot. If it were truly all American, it wouldn't give a shit if people outside the US understood, or existed.

Gay penguin couple receives a donated egg! They're finally becoming dads! by BreathlessFlamein TwoXChromosomes

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

Sort of reminds me of how when a Japanese rail company promoted a cat to stationmaster, she was the only female in a managerial position.

Gays can't adopt... unless they're penguins.

This always bugs me. Universal Up. by Jebus812in scifi

[–]WishiCouldRead 1 point2 points ago

The Honor Harrington series gets tiresome, but he has some good ideas as well of how large-scale space-naval battles might work.

Please tell me this is a joke - restaurant microaggressions and some stunning artwork by KenYNin japan

[–]WishiCouldRead 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you could've acted shocked and looked all around you saying "Doko, doko?!"

Or pointed at him and called him nihonjin.

I am a Professional Boxer who was bullied in school. AMA. by GuadalupeSalcidoin IAmA

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

One of the most popular modern Japanese authors, Haruki Murakami, wrote a short story called The Silence about a boy who has recently taken up boxing getting bullied in school. You might be interested in it.

I need help identifying the direct and indirect objects in these three sentences. Please help! by yozgatsiin grammar

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

The verb is "used to fight." Then it's what's called an intransitive verb because it does not take an object.

I agree with everything you've got here except this. Used to fight can take an object. I fight bears. I used to fight lions.

I need help identifying the direct and indirect objects in these three sentences. Please help! by yozgatsiin grammar

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

I'm not disagreeing with your assessment that dog is the IO in that sentence, but if I'm reading

only verbs take objects, not prepositions

correctly, it sounds like you're saying that objects of prepositions don't exist. Could you clarify?

One of the most ridiculously over-priced things know to humankind [FIXED] by Qarlitoin WTF

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

I prefer Oberto, but one of my friends swears by Jack.

A kanji colour sheet I made by ThalassAlin LearnJapanese

[–]WishiCouldRead 2 points3 points ago

Nezumi is both rat and mouse, just like hato is both pigeon and dove. There are several common animal terms in Japanese that don't differentiate between similar species the way we do in English.

I have one month before I head to Japan. What do I learn? by superiorolivein LearnJapanese

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

Huh, I didn't know ni narimasu was wrong. Maybe it's one of those grammar points that's changed due to popularity, because I'm pretty sure it's fairly country-wide at this point. My gf just told me that if you ask "Ikura?" the response might be "...de gozaimasu," but that when you're paying, no one really says de gozaimasu anymore.

Thanks for the grammar lesson! BTW, you wouldn't happen to know the history behind gozaru and kudasaru becoming gozai- and kudasai- as opposed to gozari- and kudasari-, would you? Did they used to conjugate verbs differently for keigo or something, or are these just irregular for whatever reason?

What eggs look like before they come out of chickens by SickLaughterin WTF

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

Guess you probably wouldn't like the rest of the insides that go with it, either. Even the first world Asian countries still eat innards.

I like the eggs, but I can't say I'm too much of a fan of the rest of the stuff. I dunno what it is about bird offal, but it just doesn't do it for me. Pig liver or cow ass on the other hand? Bring it on!

Happy - Sad. Awwww (NSFW) by gloobidyin WTF

[–]WishiCouldRead 15 points16 points ago

Relevant old-skool Something Awful.

I need help identifying the direct and indirect objects in these three sentences. Please help! by yozgatsiin grammar

[–]WishiCouldRead -1 points0 points ago

The direct object receives the action of the verb. Identify the verb first, then figure out what's taking the action of the verb.

The servant filled a cup with costly wine.

The action is fill, a cup is being filled. Wine is the object of the preposition with. Have you studied prepositions? They usually show location, such as under, over, above, next to, etc. Other common prepositions are of and with. Objects of prepositions can never be a direct object in a sentence.

There is no indirect object in this sentence. The IO receives the DO. There can be no IO without a DO in a sentence.

The king gives reply to the messenger and allows HIM to go out of the city to take news to the army.

What verbs are in this sentence, and who is doing them? I see reply, allows, to go, and to take. The king is doing the first two, and "him" (or her), which is missing from the sentence-- it should be right after allows, is doing the last two. So the subject (king) is giving a reply (and therefore the direct object of the first clause) to the messenger. The messenger receives the DO, so he/she is the IO.

In the second part (...and allows him/her to go out of the city...), the subject (still the king) is allowing something (him or her, the direct object). I'm not actually sure of how to identify the IO here, but maybe someone else can help. I'm thinking it might be news, but I can't say for certain.

The last sentence seems pretty straightforward, so I'll leave it to you. There's only one DO, and no IO.

Friend Was Golfing...Toad Ate The Golf Ball. by xlThalionlxin pics

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

Doubt many people'll see this at this point, but Mark Twain wrote a relevant short story.

The best way to piss off a tea-lover by Fealiksin tea

[–]WishiCouldRead 1 point2 points ago

I thought Brits in general still liked things milky. Or maybe because of the abundance of tea choices, it's tough to generalize these days.

Though I'd definitely lament the waste of tea if someone poured milk into a smoked tea I was about to drink.

Term for recluse Japanese person. by dcebulskin tipofmytongue

[–]WishiCouldRead 2 points3 points ago

I asked the same question here a few months ago.

Title page for my thesis... which is on the language of Imgur :) by eforneyin linguistics

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

Now that your title page is on imgur, will you be including it in the language of the internet? :D

I beg to differ by melteein pics

[–]WishiCouldRead 0 points1 point ago

I happened to know what reedit means (because it's pretty straightforward once you're not reading it as reed-it), but you wouldn't believe the number of words that I know are words but have no idea what they mean due to many hours playing boggle.

Maurice Sendak: He saw it, he loved it, he ate it. by shiskebobin books

[–]WishiCouldRead 1 point2 points ago*

Did anyone even know he was sick? Shit.

edit: Nevermind, I didn't see the post on the front page of books. Just ignore me. I'm still depressed, though.

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