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Lovely couple, wait how....When you see it by bebbersin funny

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 1 point2 points ago

What, you can tell by the pixels?

To me, it just looks like the arm holding the magazine belongs to the guy in the blue hat.

It's legal armageddon as NBC, CBS and Fox sue Dish Network over its new DVR feature allowing users to automatically skip ads, and in response, Dish sues them right back - and adds in ABC for good measure. by DrJulianBashirin technology

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 1 point2 points ago

(IANAL) no contract exists, either written or oral. The guy is off his rocker.

You know what ticks me off the most about being an opinionated exmormon? by 089786in exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 2 points3 points ago

I'm convinced that to a lot of these guys, the only thing worse than being an apostate is being a liberal (or maybe a gay liberal).

How I feel right now. by Kkokonutin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 3 points4 points ago

Gotta pick your battles. :/

Here's a website for some software I've been working on. It is a genetic algorithm image compression format, which is kinda of fun to watch. by arcticmailmanin compsci

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 13 points14 points ago

Something tells me you're familiar with this guy's work.

A Scrum tool that's powerful, easy to use, and unbelievably affordable by axosoftin promos

[–]WipeHandsOnPants -3 points-2 points ago

"unbelievably affordable" = $995 minimum. For my project, $7220. Sounds like pretty shady messaging to me, I'll pass without even looking at it.

Which General Authorities do you think are knowingly perpetrating what they know to be a religous fraud? by JehuLovein exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 12 points13 points ago

Anyone who says "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain" knows about the man behind the curtain.

Recently became an exmo. I have some questions about how Joseph Smith created the Book of Mormon. by Simplypalein exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 9 points10 points ago

The "ignorant farm boy" argument again...

You do realize there were several people involved in the production of the BoM, right? Oliver Cowdery was certainly involved, see this.

There are other plausible theories like Spalding-Rigdon.

Ask yourself this, if the book is of divine origin why is it wrong on just about every single point of pre-Columbian America?

How to spot a rebel missionary by Epoxyburnin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 0 points1 point ago

I keep hearing Docs have nowhere near the quality they used to have. Makes me sad.

Without a doubt the most chilling book I've read on early Mormonism. If you have a few hours and a strong stomach, it's worth a look. by WipeHandsOnPantsin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants[S] 0 points1 point ago

spoiler

This description falls way short of the heartbreaking way that she tells her story.

Does your ex spouse get notified of a dissolved temple marriage if you withdraw your name from the church's records? by caliomniin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 5 points6 points ago

sealing of the parents is ... revoked by the excommunication or name removal of either parent.

Huh. I read that the opposite, I think it's pretty much flat out saying that either excommunication or name removal revokes the sealing of the spouses.

Doctrine creates Culture creates Custom creates Doctrine... by AnotherClosetAtheistin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 5 points6 points ago

When I was a kid we weren't allowed to eat coffee cake just because of the name.

LPT: Get rid of sweaty privates, fat rolls, and butt cracks NSFW by faxinatingin LifeProTips

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 8 points9 points ago

You still sweat, it just evaporates immediately because the air is so dry. Evaporation cools you, so it works out really nicely. 115 in Vegas is better than 90 in Houston.

LPT: Get rid of sweaty privates, fat rolls, and butt cracks NSFW by faxinatingin LifeProTips

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 6 points7 points ago

Curly Neal...?

When an RM speaks in church by benefractalin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 6 points7 points ago

Put my money on "both".

Don't know if this is the right place for this but I'm writing a book. Am I allowed to quote scriptures from the BOM or is it copyright protected? by Falling_angelin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 1 point2 points ago

Yes and no. The text itself is public domain (because you can't copyright something that is already in the public domain), but the introduction, chapter headings, indexes, maps, pictures, etc., are all copyrighted. See this discussion.

Don't know if this is the right place for this but I'm writing a book. Am I allowed to quote scriptures from the BOM or is it copyright protected? by Falling_angelin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 1 point2 points ago

The 1830 version is public domain.

The newer versions can be quoted under Fair Use criteria.

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Without a doubt the most chilling book I've read on early Mormonism. If you have a few hours and a strong stomach, it's worth a look. (books.google.com)

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First post: I just got over my depression about 5 minutes ago. by SYD_BARRETTin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 1 point2 points ago

So there you go, more Zeppelin, less Floyd.

How far did you get before calling it quits? Have your experiences made it more difficult to quit? by CalmWalkerin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 3 points4 points ago

President of everything until age 18 (big whoop), then studied church history and stopped believing, so no mission.

Worked as an on-line critic of mormonism for a few years on CompuServe before the internet was big, then for a few years on alt.religion.mormon. Also ran a website for a few years. We helped flip quite a few people, I loved getting those emails. I count those years as my "mission".

At present I'm just chillin' with you fine folks.

New study shows sharp decline in LDS congregations with increased internet usage by exmocaptainmoroniin exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 9 points10 points ago

pioneer47

Joseph Smith; Cashier by nildeeain exmormon

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 9 points10 points ago

Fun fact: The whole reason Joseph Smith fled to Missouri wasn't because of "persecution", it was to escape an arrest warrant for illegal banking.

Donna Summer dead at 63 by Trishlovesdolphinsin Music

[–]WipeHandsOnPants 0 points1 point ago

My bucket list just got shorter. Good night, bad girl.

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Drinking coffee linked to lower deaths (telegraph.co.uk)

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Like that wasn't the very first place the dog would check (news.yahoo.com)

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