I Am A former 3rd shift Porn Store clerk of 2 1/2 years, ask me anything.

sellyberry · 1 day

What percentage of the customers were just browsing for a laugh or purchasing things as a joke? Did they go out of their way to make sure you knew it?

Peeners · 18 days

I went to a Broadway show when I was around 5. In hopes of keeping me in line, my mother told me that I had to behave as I was the only child that was allowed to come to the theater. I immediately pointed at a couple of little people and exclaimed, "Look Mom, there are two children right there!"

I was not taken back to the theater for some time.

SweetMeadowFarm · 23 days

At first, I read "go down to the barn" as a euphemism for dying... Not to kill the mood or anything...

CHUBEchaser · 1 month

Its from Summer Heights High. Hilarious show.

colin22 · 1 month

A buddy put up a "casual encounters" ad on Craigslist as a joke. I created a new email address, AIM account, and a (mostly private) Facebook profile with pictures of a friend of mine he didn't know. We talked back and forth for over a month, all the while using info I knew about him to draw him in. Eventually, he got really into it and I decided I was ready to meet up.

He waited at a bar for 2 hours, but finally gave up and came home. He then lied about gettin stood up, only to find a picture of me giving him the finger from her email address in his inbox.

TL;DR: flirted with my roommate online for over a month, only to stand him up.

Pre-edit edit: This was months into a year long prank war. Trust me. He fully deserved it.

Vist34 · 1 month

Funny or Die "hacked" Charlize Theron's cell phone: www.funnyordie.com

Swagtarded · 1 month

GREAAAT JOB, OP! SOLID OC!!!

Except this was tweeted by Rob Delaney a week ago.

TheAwkwardBanana · 3 months

"Holland, 1945" - Neutral Milk Hotel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhhfJTgHx58

Vic_Valiant · 3 months

I know the guy. Made him screenshot it and send it to me to "show a friend". Or several thousand friends...

Vic_Valiant · 3 months

For the lazy, http://vimeo.com/31228106

EDIT: Possibly NSFW.

Vic_Valiant · 4 months

http://imgur.com/XCkUU

Vic_Valiant · 4 months

Ants. Fried up in some oil. Tastes like popcorn.

ZephyrBiscuit · 4 months

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

eitsem · 4 months

Bigger one.

shiznik · 4 months

Quick! What time was this taken? I can't tell you how many times children have asked me...

arq101 · 4 months

Boobs. Asses are just boobs minus nipples, plus shit.

dummystupid · 4 months

Is his brother cupping the balls?

SirLuciousLeftFoot · 4 months

Forrest Gump. Let people know what they're in for.

Vic_Valiant

TROPHY CASE

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