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[Effort Post][TW] "Joke me up Reddit, I want your corniest" by marchofthefeminaziin ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 11 points12 points ago

I honestly don't know if Reddit understands that humor exists when you're not talking about rape, murder, misogyny, racism, etc. It's like anything that doesn't actively demean women and any type of minority doesn't feel hip and exciting since, hey, that's what's REALLY funny.

Seriously, how can you get that fucking immature that all your jokes come down to shouting slurs and then high fiving over how clever you are?

[Mini Effort] r/Atheism: "I don't always tone down my Atheism, but when I do, it's because I'm trying to fuck a Christian girl" [+969] by SubjectArcin ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 19 points20 points ago

Remember everyone, they're the self-professed enlightened, intelligent individuals. In between shitting on anyone mentioning religion on their Facebook feed and creating rage comics, they lie to women so they can take advantage of them.

Remeber everyone, they're the self-professed enlightened, intelligent individuals.

In r/WTF - literally just a quote from a sociology textbook about white privilege [+883]. Inc. comments denying that such a thing exists. by abbycadabrain ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 24 points25 points ago

Reddit will never believe that white privilege exists unless something absolutely blatant occurs. They need to see something like free ice cream for whites only before they'll even think it could be a possibility.

Also for this example the ice cream is of course vanilla.

"I thought the dancing girl was Rhianna, but then I realized she didn't have a black eye." (+64) by Saganomicsin ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 2 points3 points ago

They seriously don't even try, do they? Someone just thought "a year ago I heard someone tell a 'joke' like this once, I should post it on the internet."

And then, think about this really, at least 64 people went "HA! That's hilarious!" Oh, and going back to look it's at +198 now. Maybe the reason they love pedophilia is because they're all children?

[META] Beardpocalypse is over: The Amazing Atheist deletes his reddit account by ArchangelleFalafellein ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 32 points33 points ago

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR GOD'S ARMY OF DILDZ.

"The truth about gamer girls" r/gaming and girls...I can't even begin to even. by [deleted]in ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 90 points91 points ago

Reddit is fucking obsessed with telling women the RIGHT ways to do things. "You can play video games, but don't make a big deal out of it. Also you can only play these certain games otherwise you're terrible. Also you must want to have sex with me all the time no excuses, but under no circumstances should you have shown any sexuality towards anyone else prior to meeting me because that makes you a whore."

They're always so fucking angry that women have the NERVE to exist unless they're following their arbitrary guidelines.

r/atheism using false equivalencies to obfuscate their fixation on ridiculously crude orientalist racism: "When we're bashing on christians, represent them with stereotypes, it's all good. But if we bash on muslims, and do the same, OMG NO, THATS RACIST, THATS NOT COOL." [+5] by [deleted]in ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 17 points18 points ago

It's amazing that they're SO DAMN INDIGNANT over not being allowed to be assholes to another group. Like it's impossible that maybe you just, you know, shouldn't be a dick.

While most decent people think "I should be tolerant of people," r/Atheism goes "NO, FUCK YOU. IT IS MY RIGHT TO BE A FUCKER TO EVERYONE, EVER. RICHARD DAWKINS BITCHES."

"N***a, what the fuck is juice?" [+1107] "it's what white folks call purple drank" [+597] by butyourenicein ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 12 points13 points ago

I always find it really weird how Reddit tries to do impressions of black people or talk about how racism is over yet if they saw a black person in real life they'd run away screaming.

It's almost like they're completely unqualified to have any opinions on minorities!

"What's the hardest part of being a pedo?" (+8/-0) "My dick." (+28/-0). And most of the rest of the thread. by duckduckCROWin ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 12 points13 points ago

It's always really weird to me that Reddit can even continue to exist when the environment is basically pedophiles pedophiling with other pedophiles.

Yeah, it's a "joke", but when you consider that they're constantly fighting for their right to masturbate to kids aged 17 and under, it's really fucking creepy.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS BURN IT ALL DOWN.

"That way I can keep one hand free to slap my wife if she gives me any lip" [368] by ArchangelleChamuellein ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 9 points10 points ago

That's a really clever joke about abusing women Reddit.

It sounds a lot like the hundreds of other jokes about abusing women seen on a daily basis.

360 Gamertag thread? by ChivasAribasin SRSGaming

[–]VGZ_Clarity 2 points3 points ago

Mine's VGZ Clarity. Feel free to add me everyone.

[Effortpost] The real victims of racism: white people by fxexularin ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 22 points23 points ago

Guys, you have to realize that white middle class men have it really tough. Did you know that 99% of the time minorities are given scholarships instead of white people? That's in a book but I don't know the name so don't look for it.

Yeah, there's decades of institutionalized racism at play here, but a black person might get a scholarship that I wanted. Think about how these things are hurting the people who need help the most - white people. And that's just one fact in a long list of totally true and valid points!

A picture of a man getting ready to hit a woman, "shut your mouth karma whore." (+284) by Parevein ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 3 points4 points ago

"The only good poster is a completely silent poster" actually makes a lot of sense. If only more of Reddit would shut their fucking mouths it'd be a better place.

Still fresh: I bet Mrs. Romney doesn't know how to use a washing machine (+45). "Who doesn't know how to use a Mexican?" (+89) by ecafdasin ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 3 points4 points ago*

Reddit is truly saying the things nobody else wants to say.

Though, nobody else wants to say it because they're not racist or fucking idiots.

[TW] Redditor posts image of rape to r/funny [+50] by csmithsdin ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 23 points24 points ago

NO REDDIT, FUCK YOU.

"Incredibly overdramatized." "Is this the first black woman you've ever seen?"[+77] by [deleted]in ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 11 points12 points ago

Have this instead.

"Incredibly overdramatized." "Is this the first black woman you've ever seen?"[+77] by [deleted]in ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity 27 points28 points ago

I'm fairly certain Reddit is only for the discussion of putting down minorities of any kind and the subreddit titles are just loose guidelines on which category you put them down in.

Someone says "file size so tiny." Naturally it's time for racism! "Said it in Asian woman voice. I'm fucking racist." [+119] "I feel bad for upvoting racism but I feel good for uploading laughter" [+23] "It was a little racist, but a lot funny" [+10] by VGZ_Clarityin ShitRedditSays

[–]VGZ_Clarity[S] 9 points10 points ago*

Someone felt that this joke was so funny it warranted upvoting despite being blatantly racist.

Someone else thought it wasn't too racist and it was super funny.

This hilarious joke was so funny that despite being racist it needed to be promoted. THIS JOKE IS CONSIDERED FUNNY.

Edit - Also someone posted "judging from number of upvotes - laughter trumps racism, as it should be." I don't even know what to say.

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