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After Obama endorsed marriage equality, there was a 36-point surge in black support for gay marriage in Maryland by Osterstrikerin politics

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

A lot more than 36% of all people everywhere don't have opinions of their own and just believe what people tell them to.

Now that the actor is free, my proposal for the next Doctor by Moneoin doctorwho

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather see him play a major villain.

Just re-watched the Vincent van Gogh episode last night. This scene always get me. by MrKyle666in doctorwho

[–]TwistTurtle -3 points-2 points ago

Oh good! Time for our daily Vincent van fucking Gogh post again! Seriously, I really, really, REALLY detest people who bitch about reposts but there's a bloody post about this bloody episode literally every single bloody day. It is actually ruining the emotional value of that episode for me because I'm so fucking sick of seeing it.

And y'know what? Vincent van Gogh? Not actually that good an artist. The reason why he was never appreciated in his lifetime is because he fucking sucks.

The level of intelligence exhibited by British far-right nationalists never ceases to amaze me. by hebesphalmologistin unitedkingdom

[–]TwistTurtle 2 points3 points ago

I read that as "Keep Britain's Parks free". Read the title of the post then reread the graffiti and swiftly shat a brick.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]TwistTurtle 1 point2 points ago

... Is that the reason you broke up, by any chance?

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

My brain automatically went to click on that. So glad I managed to stop myself right at the last second.

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

First 3 billion people to piss me off die. Given how easy it is to piss me off, this would only take 20 minutes or so.

Victorian school museum closed after 26 window panes were smashed by vandals by geekchicin london

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

"The Ragged School Museum on Copperfield Road in Mile End had to close its doors to school children coming to experience what school was like in Victorian times"

Lord, I bet those kids were heartbroken.

A look at 'lad' culture in British Universities. by Robinooin unitedkingdom

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

What a staggeringly pointless article that wasn't worth the time it took to load...

Rains of Castomere from the s2 Soundtrack, by The National by patrikmongerin gameofthrones

[–]TwistTurtle 46 points47 points ago

For anyone who wants the lyrics without googling and risking spoilers;

And who are you, the proud lord said,
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.

Fanart(?) - G-Man and Aperture by TwistTurtlein HalfLife

[–]TwistTurtle[S] 2 points3 points ago

There was no artist credit on the site that I found this on, so if anyone knows where it came from, please post a link for me/us. :-p

EDIT: Oh, and I can confirm that this makes a fantastic Facebook cover picture...

Theon, the Starks and the Bastard by EpicDashin gameofthrones

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

Jon Snow's actor looks disturbingly like a guy I went to school with, now that I've seen him without a beard/long hair...

I'm also new and here are some of my favs by DaffydThomasin gaymers

[–]TwistTurtle 20 points21 points ago

zero dragon or turtle men. fuck this speciesist shit.

as a turtle gaymer, these kinds of posts piss me off every time. once I realize I'm looking at "look at this gallery of hot guys" posts, I immediately start counting the unconventional fursonas. I always come up disappointed. broaden your horizons, /r/gaymers.

(Just in case anyone isn't sure, I'm taking the piss here...)

Kids grow up so fast.... dafuq? by JL_Silvain WTF

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

Well, she has a better concept of birth control than most kids 10 years older than her do, so there's that.

Nine-year-old’s lunch blog shames school into making changes | Grist by Scottamain politics

[–]TwistTurtle 2 points3 points ago

"which I’ll explain when I understand it more."

Somebody put this girl in Number 10.

*not* a bunch of white twinks by bearvivantin gaymers

[–]TwistTurtle 28 points29 points ago

"I didn't label him a racist."

From that thread; "fuck this racist shit."

ahem

The British version of "America! Fuck yeah!" by ogenbitein funny

[–]TwistTurtle 1 point2 points ago

As a Brit, I can inform you that our current battle cry is "STRANGER DANGER!"

After winning $75,000 at an international high school science fair for developing a cheap, quick, and accurate way of detecting pancreatic cancer by will121000in pics

[–]TwistTurtle 119 points120 points ago

"28 times less expensive"

Oooooh, he just made himself a LOT of enemies.

Anton Kusters lived with Japanese Yakuza for two years, here are some photos he made by Saarrexin pics

[–]TwistTurtle 4 points5 points ago

Does Anton Kuster have some sort of disability that prevents him from pointing a camera properly or something?

Just a white blood cell hunting bacteria. by TheyCallMeTomSawyerin gifs

[–]TwistTurtle 1 point2 points ago

I was about to say "I'm impressed that this hasn't been turned into a film yet", then I remembered...

can the book readers explain this character? by extremelyfunnyin gameofthrones

[–]TwistTurtle 59 points60 points ago

"Can book readers explain Quaithe?"

Lol, no.

Oh Bron... by salonabolicin gameofthrones

[–]TwistTurtle 25 points26 points ago

I honestly assumed that that's where that scene was going to go. :-p That he'd employed them as Gold Cloaks in order to get them to stop stealing.

U.S. hacker organization Anonymous just leaked 1.7gb data, email, from U.S. Bureau of Justice. by itsanameforagirlin technology

[–]TwistTurtle 2 points3 points ago

Wow. This is by a wide margin, the most retarded thing I have ever read on Reddit. You're clearly not trolling, but for the sake of my sanity, I'm going to pretend that you are.

How about we all just agree to not let this become a thing? by TakingADumpRightNowin funny

[–]TwistTurtle 2 points3 points ago

The first time in my life that I've become sick of a song before ever hearing it.

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