I take ambien. When I woke up this morning I found a note I had written myself.

ajscraw · 2 months

Bullshit

InspecterJones · 2 months

What is she saying?

Solotalent · 2 months

The fuck?! Can penguins talk??

Andersfrisk · 2 months

eventually :D

likwitsnake · 2 months

Hippos will eat anyyything.!!

laller · 2 months

I expect to be plugged out of the matrix.

man_in_the_mirra · 2 months

From the Store:

Cute little yellow rubber duck bobbing up and down in the bath... but what lurks under the water? Is it Jaws? Santa Claus? No! Here we have to introduce to you the rubber Duck with a Dick. This astonishingly well endowed rubber duckie is sure to keep your bath time fun! Why should it just be the kids that get to have bath toys? This gift is definitely just for adults, so no mixing it up with the kids cute and innocent quacking duck, and it will ensure a quacking good time as you 'rubba-dub-dub' in your tub.

D-zorn · 3 months

Laughed my ass off with the comments.

TriSquaredCircle · 3 months

Mozilla has found another source of income in addition to Google. With LG's money, Mozilla will be able to add features that counter Chrome's increased share in the browser marketplace.

Wether or not this adversely affects Mozilla's ability to increase user satisfaction with FireFox being used as a browser remains to be seen. I hope and wish them the best, but am concerned that they will lose focus on their core product which should be a web browser people would actually like to use or continue to use.

JamesRPerry · 3 months

I think its added to http header thats sent to webpages when you request them. It tells them you dont want to be tracked. They however may or may not do as you asked I believe. Its just a request. You cant know for sure anyway.

tanneragle · 3 months

Every1 did :D

sweetcorny · 3 months

All is well when it ends well

parastar · 3 months

Chuck Testa.

TheTacoBellDiet · 3 months

Theres always a game ruiner.

JimKB · 3 months

Oh come on.. Its just 5 seconds :D

zora894 · 3 months

0.16384% of the time It shuffles all the time.

EDIT: Fixed the format. Thanks.

CosmosFood · 3 months

Just cut it with a scissors..

masoc · 3 months

Sell fish. That would help his cause.

jammasterdj · 3 months

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b0red · 3 months

Mario Kart 3D Coming to your city next Friday.

gstatty · 3 months

Some day.. all reddit users will be bots.

excommunicated · 3 months

Just burn it. Burn it with fire!

rasta_lion · 3 months

Cant be unseen.

kraven420 · 3 months

What if its both??

man_in_the_mirra · 3 months

Flawless Victory!

TriSquaredCircle

TROPHY CASE

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