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Bill O'Reilly Snaps - Pretty Funny Edit by TyleRedditin politics

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"Screw this up one more time pal and we'll send you over to Fox News"

That was hilarious!

Does this violate the Separation of Church and State? by TyleRedditin atheism

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I think that's pretty close to going too far. "Horrible Obamacare" "Culture of death that grips the media and people in positions of power".

Yes Catholics, it's that horrible liberal media. Nothing like the unbiased news you receive from Murdoch.

Quite possibly the most retarded forward I've ever received from a Conservative in the US. by david76in politics

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Nailed it.

I let my 4 yr old dog play around with the rage editor.. good job pup. by TyleRedditin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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My uncle just sent me a picture from outside his house in Greenland. Words fail me [pic] by johnkeyein pics

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Is that fucking water right next to the building?

What can Salvia teach me? by [deleted]in Drugs

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Salvia is a hell of a drug.

My friend did it in the backseat of my car one time and became incredibly claustrophobic and thought he was being put on a pizza and eaten. It's really strange though, because all of his previous trips were enjoyable.

Fuck Prop 19. Smoking pot isn't a law or what someone allows you to do. It's a right. Go out today and exercise your rights. by nazihatinchimpin trees

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I haven't smoked in a long time, but just because of this bullshit, I'd rather support drug cartels than my own government. I'm gonna go get some trees tonight.

Oops. What's the most expensive mistake you've made at work? (Costs to your employer, or yourself) by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]TheWizardsCock 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks!
Sincerely, taxpayers.

I'm kidding, btw.

Trollface has found how to save money on gas by zarbobin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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What if there were powerful magnets embedded in the road and on the underside of the car that could be alternated on and off somehow by the driver that would create the correct push/pull needed to propel the car? [8]

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Facebook. (facebook.com)

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What are your top ten subreddits? by TheWizardsCockin AskReddit

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I would love the ability to piss root beer.

Would you rather be able to piss root beer or lay eggs at will? by KennyLog-inin WhatWouldYouRather

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I'd love the ability to piss Root Beer, what kind of question is that?

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What are your top ten subreddits? (self.AskReddit)

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Because we can conceive of something doesn't mean that something exists. If there is no way to measure a god in our reality, we have no reason to believe there is a god in our reality. Only things that are in some sense real can be measured. Things that aren't real cannot be measured. by burtonmkzin atheism

[–]TheWizardsCock 0 points1 point ago

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Who is that a quote from?

I am the admin of the universe. What would you like to see in v1.1? And report any bugs here. by mindspiderin AskReddit

[–]TheWizardsCock 0 points1 point ago

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Less religion, pl0x.

Fireproofing the Qur'an for fun and prophet! :D by nvgxin atheism

[–]TheWizardsCock 3 points4 points ago

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It's divine intervention!!

Actually, it's called chemistry

That's the perfect metaphor for religion, actually.

I just got this in the mail today [pic] by es-335in atheism

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Oh my science I would love to go to that.

Hi Reddit! Adgolds, made a map! Now, I am making it into a poster. Who wants one? ($3 to $5) by davidlovessarahin reddit.com

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Yeah, 24x36

Girlfriend Sent Naked Pictures of Herself to someone. by throwaway1940in AskReddit

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Send them to me, and then I can send them to you so you can confront her about it.

Imagine, if you will, Rosie O'Donnell in a world without spoons [PIC] by wordwalkin funny

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Is "misspell" misspelled in a failed attempt at irony?

Hi Reddit! Adgolds, made a map! Now, I am making it into a poster. Who wants one? ($3 to $5) by davidlovessarahin reddit.com

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Put me down for poster-sized!

My Grapes [NSFW] by teh_spazzin funny

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I've watched a lot of porn and this is definitely up there as one of the weirdest pornos I've ever seen.

Your quote marks are in the wrong place, Drudge. by sonicatrocitiesin atheism

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I hate the drudge report so much.

Hi Reddit! Adgolds, made a map! Now, I am making it into a poster. Who wants one? ($3 to $5) by davidlovessarahin reddit.com

[–]TheWizardsCock 2 points3 points ago

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Would it be possible to get a poster-sized version? I'm definitely willing to pay more if it's possible.

Do PayPal and Amazon Payments play nicely together?

I've got a folder full of a fuckload of tiny files by starkinterin techsupport

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