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I'm moving. You guys feel like this too? by userbelowisamonsterin funny

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

I moved lately. I just really wanted to throw away everything, and start new. Not financially feasible, but it would have been nice. Moving sucks balls.

Blue... A beautiful sight for a Friday. by dragonworthyin pics

[–]TheUsher -1 points0 points ago

I wish I had a flame thrower right about now.

I finished this wood club today. What do you think? by Shanrock831in pics

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I should give you a great big congratulations.

John Gruber takes his ball and goes home, leaves 5by5 for Mule Radio. by joshuamassrein apple

[–]TheUsher 10 points11 points ago

His tweets surprise you? The guy is an egotistical cunt. (Montaro, and Gruber too I guess) New talk show has no interest to me, Gruber was the talent, Dan was the anchor. I will definitely be trying, Big Week, though.

John Gruber takes his ball and goes home, leaves 5by5 for Mule Radio. by joshuamassrein apple

[–]TheUsher 7 points8 points ago

I loved the back and forth between them, it was great. The new talk show really holds little interest for me based no the description.

One could also say Monteiro is a cunt stain, launching his show on 5by5 to get exposure, leaving, and then poaching Gruber. Yeah, yeah, "Gruber approached us". How do we know that's not just a bag of bullshit? I'm sure he has the right to leave with his show, but he was really disrespectful of his listeners, and possibly Dan himself. Not that he will care either, since he's wonderful in his own world.

Razer Ouroboros Gaming Mouse For Left Handed Gamers, Price Still Unknown by vlodiain gadgets

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

Why is it once something is classified as "for gaming" it has to be butt ass ugly?

I wonder how long until this guy regrets his tattoo. by Aviationistin WTF

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy life pumping gas if you don't have the talent to work in a tattoo shop.

Salvation assured at Ganges by fuddikillerin WTF

[–]TheUsher 2 points3 points ago

They're drinking that water by choice. They'd be better off drinking out of a puddle on the side of the road. They're putting bodies in there by tradition. They could shit in a hole they dig, instead of in a river.

Salvation assured at Ganges by fuddikillerin WTF

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

They're doing their best to contract some never heard of disease, and kill us all. Sorry, but hygiene should trump tradition.

If Pixar was ballsier, this is what they'd make by hypoid77in videos

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

So make a Pixar sub company who puts out work for older audiences.

IAMA Janitor. I have seen all the things no one was supposed to see. AMA by niggahdoein IAmA

[–]TheUsher 1 point2 points ago

Helpful. I'm not a 4Chan tard out to hospitalize people.

IAMA Janitor. I have seen all the things no one was supposed to see. AMA by niggahdoein IAmA

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

That's the fume plus stuff. This is fume free.

IAMA Janitor. I have seen all the things no one was supposed to see. AMA by niggahdoein IAmA

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

Swear it works. Fucking weird, but it works. I was skeptical too.

IAMA Janitor. I have seen all the things no one was supposed to see. AMA by niggahdoein IAmA

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

I am the usher, and I can prove it. Ben Hawkins is MIA. How else could that happen? (check TMZ for Nick Stahl, I'm too lazy to link that shit)

IAMA Janitor. I have seen all the things no one was supposed to see. AMA by niggahdoein IAmA

[–]TheUsher 86 points87 points ago

Want a free tip? Easy Off Fume Free (blue can) cleans bathroom surrounds like nobody's biz. Spray it on, wait 15 minutes (or longer if you're nasty and never clean it) then wipe it away. Shit shines like a new diamond ring. I picked it up on a forum somewhere, and man were they right. I always had the worst time with soap scum, but no more.

They also recommended waxing the shower (walls only, though the floor would be funny) to prevent soap scum and water build up. I haven't done that, and I doubt I will.

The most dangerous amusement park in American history by ac91in offbeat

[–]TheUsher 1 point2 points ago

It was a delightfully dangerous time to be a kid.

The most dangerous amusement park in American history by ac91in offbeat

[–]TheUsher 1 point2 points ago

Commercials were so raw back then. I miss that.

Facebook has too many rules for my liking. by sstteeffin WTF

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

How's it "drug use" if you have a medical card? Also, looks to me like an empty pipe.

This makes me much angrier than it should by 12benroachin funny

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

Well, if you could swallow a pill like a big boy, that name would be accurate.

Spin on truth or dare, ladies how much would you (NSFW) for? by NinjaPunch151in sex

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

I love my wife to pieces. She's awesome and I'd never want to share her. If she did it for like $500k, I'd be fine with it, one time thing. We could use that money to make a better life for us.

Please touch gently by jokes_on_youin WTF

[–]TheUsher -2 points-1 points ago

Apparently nobody I'm this fucking thread has heard of, The Big Lebowski. Ugh.

Please touch gently by jokes_on_youin WTF

[–]TheUsher -6 points-5 points ago

56-65 Coitus

Coitus?

Lesson for bullies: Don't mess with the fat kids... by TheBestBigAlin videos

[–]TheUsher 2 points3 points ago

FYI: That kid grew up to be, Mark Hunt.

With my reformatting and the thread about Alfred - what apps do you need, or start every new install with? by alittlerin apple

[–]TheUsher 0 points1 point ago

Little Snitch, Alfred, PS, 1password, Nzbvortex, Subler, Handbrake... too many to keep listing.

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