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Good Girl Gina by everybodylikesmein AdviceAnimals

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

Colbert SuperPAC approved: 5 to 1 vote. by Kurokikaze01in politics

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 2 points3 points ago

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How so?

A roundnotch kick in the face! OUCH! by Alenonimoin Minecraft

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 8 points9 points ago

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Why did I read this in a stereotypical asian accent?

We've all been there by doug3465in funny

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 4 points5 points ago

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Reminded me of the end of this little gem.

Stats on Tennessee carry permits. 4.6% of the state's population has a permit. by yellowkingin guns

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 1 point2 points ago

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As a former Memphian (lived there the first 18 years of my life, been living around Nashville for the past 5), I'm not surprised that concealed carry rates have been rising recently. Inner-city crime has slowly crept into and found roots in the sprawling suburbs that lie east of the city for the past 10 years or so.

My father got his concealed carry license about 2 years ago, and I've urged my mom to always carry some sort of protection after she was robbed at gunpoint a year ago by teenagers while on a walk in our once safe neighborhood in the suburb Cordova.

can someone confirm this is not on SC2? i swear that when listening to this the first thing comes to my mind is starcraft, but i played the original game like 7 years ago... game can't just be that good, right?! by Achironin gaming

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 3 points4 points ago

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No, this is the actual Terran Theme from the original StarCraft used in game.

A jury has acquitted a Tempe pastor charged with failing to obey officers' instructions at a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint ( 75 miles away from the Border) near Yuma. by sybersonicin conspiracy

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 3 points4 points ago

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Good for him and his rights, but it's too bad he's still a bible-thumping homophobic asshole. I had an incredible amount of respect for him before I found that out.

One of my favorite underrated game for N64 by ImBored_YoureAmorousin gaming

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 1 point2 points ago

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I still have this game. It was incredibly fun, but the last few levels make me rage hard as fuck. I still haven't beat Oyster Harbour.

What are some Plot Holes in Great Movies? by irishamericanin AskReddit

[–]ThatAmericanGuy -1 points0 points ago

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I'm guessing that it is because Saito had accepted "limbo" as his reality, hence why he grew old. Cobb had been to limbo before, and knew what was going on, therefore he did not age.

What are some Plot Holes in Great Movies? by irishamericanin AskReddit

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Ever wake up from a dream, remember it for like 2 seconds, and then have all the details slip away as your mind grasps more and more onto your conscious reality?

This is what happened.

The only thing that truly stuck with Fischer was the idea to break up his father's empire.

"Hey Soul Sister" by Train could possibly be the shittiest, most annoying song ever written. by geoman2kin Music

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 9 points10 points ago

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And the problem with that is?

The song blows.

Hello reddit, can you help me make a list of 'Feel-bad' movies? by ravenclaw_girlin movies

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 8 points9 points ago

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Requiem For a Dream might be the ultimate feel bad movie, but THREADS is the ultimate feel bad made for TV movie.

Seriously, if you really want to get bummed the fuck out, this will not disappoint. This is a movie of utter hopelessness.

Found a friend (f) on GW...should I tell her? by InHeavenin AskReddit

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 1 point2 points ago

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I found a female friend on GW once. I told her. She said it turned her on. She had a boyfriend :(

Old Spice Man Records Voicemail Message for Reddit (Pandarr's Request) by TheGuyOnTheHorsein reddit.com

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Is there some kind of massive downvote brigade here? Almost at 2,500 down votes. What are you guys, a buncha squares? How could you not think this is awesome???

Zach Anner: Pitch Perfect by JMaboardin WTF

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"I didn't know when to quit, and look what happened to me: I DEVELOPED A LAZY EYE."

Priceless.

I'm sorry fellow MW2 players, but tonight I have turned to the darkside. by ThatAmericanGuyin MW2

[–]ThatAmericanGuy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you good sir. I expected some people to scream "HERETIC!", but I think everyone knows where I'm coming from. You can only deal with the same bullshit on the same broken game for so long. And it's really depressing to know that there is no one around to fix it anymore.

MW2 had such great potential, and for a couple months after its release, it was an incredibly fun game to play. The single player might have been a pain in the ass sometimes (I'm looking at you, Rio de Janeiro slums), but aside from everything that I mentioned in my original post, MW2 was a great game. It's sad that all of its flaws were so heavily exploited.

I think it's sad that games like these get so huge and popular, and then get exploited by dickhead children. Almost every cheater/modder/whatever seemed to be a child, probably in their early or mid teens. Raging hormones and a severe case of dickhead syndrome made these kids want to be better than everyone else, at any cost. Oh, got your account/console banned? Well mommy and daddy will buy you a new 360 because we don't want you interfering in our drunken, pill popping wreck of a marriage.

Everytime I got an invite to a 10th prestige lobby or to boost, I'd take 10 seconds to message them back "FUCK YOU. YOU ARE RUINING THIS GAME FOR YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO PLAYS IT. YOU ARE THE REASON THIS GAME SUCKS."

I'm sorry fellow MW2 players, but tonight I have turned to the darkside. by ThatAmericanGuyin MW2

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Dude commando knifing is nothing compared to the OMA bullshit that I and every other non-cheap player has had to put up with. Infinite noob tubes? FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I'm sorry fellow MW2 players, but tonight I have turned to the darkside. by ThatAmericanGuyin MW2

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I almost got cold feet when my roommate who went with me asked me at the gamestop counter, "Are you sure man?" We've played a ton of MW2 together the past few months, and it's gonna be sad to see that go. It really brought us closer together, as we hadn't been the best of friends until we started shooting screeching children in the face, and then watched them wallow and shriek at us in sorrow the next lobby. It's strange what brings people together sometimes...

I'm sorry fellow MW2 players, but tonight I have turned to the darkside. by ThatAmericanGuyin MW2

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I hear ya, I've been playing for a long time with friends, and we've had an incredibly fun time most of the time, but they all started switching over to BC2 because they were sick and tired of it. I agreed and had to join them.

How many sex partners have you had in your life? Include your age and gender. by ihaveissuesin AskReddit

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 31 points32 points ago

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GO. OUT. SIDE.

Edit: <3

Reddit, is it weird if, when I know I'm alone, sometimes I just start screaming at the top of my lungs when something annoys me? by ZimmeM03in AskReddit

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I constantly break vocal decibel records when I play MW2.

This is the best soap ever created. by novemberhascome2in pics

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Was just introduced to this stuff by my mechanic friend two months ago. Shit rules.

Yesterday I had the brillant idea of doing a Photoshop montage where I kissed myself...Turned out to be the gayest thing ever [ PIC ] by Ret00h5ujin pics

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You still have a landline?!

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