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As an Englishman, this kind of thing annoys me more than it should. by GrandmasterSexayin gaming

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

I think we're done here.

You keep saying that after losing arguments, but what you really mean is that you're off to cry into a pillow, because someone on the internet disagreed with you.

As an Englishman, this kind of thing annoys me more than it should. by GrandmasterSexayin gaming

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

I didn't insult you at all, I was only pointing out facts.

As an Englishman, this kind of thing annoys me more than it should. by GrandmasterSexayin gaming

[–]TexasTrollEm -1 points0 points ago

So angry because of one justified downvote. Mission accomplished. I just downvoted all your other posts, too, by the way. Twice. Now go lose a game and rage at your team, please.

List of things to do when you ace the enemy team. by Glass_of_Milkin leagueoflegends

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

When you're advantage has waned, go back to what you were doing.

"Your".

As an Englishman, this kind of thing annoys me more than it should. by GrandmasterSexayin gaming

[–]TexasTrollEm -1 points0 points ago

No, I downvoted you for being stupid and not getting the far too obvious joke.

As an Englishman, this kind of thing annoys me more than it should. by GrandmasterSexayin gaming

[–]TexasTrollEm -1 points0 points ago

Remind me to mark my posts with [IRONY] tags.

IAMA director who just made a film about Moon Nazis, called Iron Sky. AMA. by LeonBlankin IAmA

[–]TexasTrollEm -3 points-2 points ago

Way to be an idiot and fall for a cheap publicity stunt, but then again we're on Reddit and people fall for everything.

I'm actually german by the way and as someone on the blog has pointed out, 4 cops with more than one dog, it just doesn't happen. Sounds a lot like nazi fantasies of SS officers with wolves for pets.

As an Englishman, this kind of thing annoys me more than it should. by GrandmasterSexayin gaming

[–]TexasTrollEm -2 points-1 points ago

As the royal family of Demacia for centuries, members of the Lightshield line have spent their lives waging war against any who opposed Demacian ethics. It is said that every Lightshield is born with anti-Noxian sentiment in his blood. Jarvan IV is no exception, even though he is the first Lightshield born to the age of the League of Legends. As his forefathers had before him, he led Demacian troops into bloody engagements with Noxian forces, and on many occasions he has bled alongside wounded allies and fallen comrades. In his most crushing defeat, he was outmaneuvered and captured by a Noxian battalion under the command of Jericho Swain. This mistake nearly cost him his life at the hands of Urgot, but he was rescued by the Dauntless Vanguard, an elite Demacian strike force led by Jarvan's childhood companion, Garen.

Those close to him believed that his capture changed him. Xin Zhao was quoted as saying: ''His eyes never seemed to look at you, only through you to something he could not look away from.'' One day, without warning, Jarvan IV handpicked a squad of Demacian soldiers and left Demacia, vowing to find ''atonement''. He began by tracking and hunting the most dangerous beasts and bandits he could find in northern Valoran, but he soon tired of such prey. Seeking something that only he understood, he ventured south of the Great Barrier. He wasn't heard from again for nearly two years. After many had assumed the worst, he returned to glorious fanfare on the streets of Demacia. His Demacian plates were adorned with the bones and scales of creatures unknown. His eyes bore the wisdom of someone twice his age. Of the twelve soldiers who had departed with him, only two returned. In a tone as cold and steady as steel, he swore to bring the enemies of Demacia to their knees.

''There is only one truth, and you will find it at the point of my lance.'' - the ''last words'' of Jarvan IV at his failed execution

IAMA director who just made a film about Moon Nazis, called Iron Sky. AMA. by LeonBlankin IAmA

[–]TexasTrollEm -12 points-11 points ago*

I call major bullshit on that. Police wouldn't show up with more than one police dog (they don't just carry those around like Pokemon) and your crew members would've been arrested afterwards.

It sounds more like they got into a bar fight, got their asses handed to them and the reason you don't say more is because the police story is a blatant lie and you can get in trouble for it.

If I am right, just confirm it by not replying.

As Requested: a redesigned in-game shop mock up by Kuenaimakuin leagueoflegends

[–]TexasTrollEm 3 points4 points ago

This idea makes way too much sense, I don't think Riot are interested.

Curse New Website should be added to the LoL reddit sidebard by slayrein leagueoflegends

[–]TexasTrollEm 1 point2 points ago

site renders perfectly in the background, but top layer says it needs java script to work display ads

Block these divs with AdBlock to view the site without JS enabled:

lolpro.com##div#noscript-background
lolpro.com##div#noscript-content

Everything works perfectly. FUCK THE POLICE.

Welcome to Australia by yawningangelin pics

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to Australia

fixed

Why don't we all just add a letter after NSFW to specify if it has text, nudes or gruesome? That way people will have a short way of knowing by yojamiejazzin AskReddit

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, because it really makes a difference whether your boss sees you looking at hot bitches or gore at work.

If I don't look, it never happened. by nathanin WTF

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

That's no argument against it at all. Young people cause accidents, because they're unexperienced and reckless. Old people cause accidents, because they're physically not fit to drive.

The latter is much easier to prevent.

Diablo III vs. Half-Life 3 by Tydartin gaming

[–]TexasTrollEm 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand why people want sequels as fast as possible, because it's clear that the faster the release cycle, the worse the actual games (no, Duke Nukem doesn't count as it wasn't continuously developed). Clearly the EA tactic of shoving sequels down the customer's throat every year has worked on the weak minds of today's kids.

Parenting. You're doing it right. by captainhowdy27in videos

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

He's lucky that wasn't a Thinkpad.

Riot- it's time by SamwiseIAmin leagueoflegends

[–]TexasTrollEm 5 points6 points ago

If only LoL would let you reconnect. Most of the time I can't reconnect without restarting the game, which adds another 30-60 seconds to the process.

It's a great game, but the designers are much better than the coders, unfortunately.

Believe in comebacks people! by YaminoSoulin leagueoflegends

[–]TexasTrollEm 1 point2 points ago

I hate the loser mentality in LoL. In fact, I was about to make a similar post.

Just a few days ago my team was losing on all lanes, badly. Got pushed back and all inhibitors/towers destroyed. Surrender vote was 3/2, flaming and accusations all over the place. I told my team to stfu and keep playing, hoping they wouldn't go afk. That was when team fights started happening and suddenly it turned out that the other team didn't have any CC. Our carries got fed from all the creeps streaming in our base and from champ kills. We beat the other team three times, despite them having the baron buff. At one point, our nexus was down to 300 HP and I saved it with a double kill. We then proceeded to stomp right through the middle and ended it in one push. Needless to say, the enemy team were flipping the fuck out. True story. Thanks to the other player who didn't want to give up and made this possible, by the way.

Most LoL players will never experience such epic games, because they surrender at 20.

NEVER GIVE UP

http://imgur.com/7GzIV

Stop calling it "piracy" and start calling it "file-sharing" by Nerd_Destroyerin politics

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

this is piracy.

Nope, that's a picture of a file-sharing website.

Our system is as good as yours, so why change it? by DeSaadin funny

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

It's up to you to start doing it right.

What do you think about 'hotkeys' when buying items? by honza1012in leagueoflegends

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

Just make custom ini files for the champs you play the most. You will still need to vary the items depending on the game situation, but this way the items for the basic build are only a double-click away.

What on GOD'S GREEN EARTH did my dog just dig up?! by Josiahxin WTF

[–]TexasTrollEm 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what it is, but I do know that whoever burried it probably did so with their bear hands.

O2 shares your mobile phone number with every website you visit by whyofryin netsec

[–]TexasTrollEm 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, there are a million other reasons to hate O2 Germany.

Queuing with four? Want to know how to deal with your one pug? by Failoein leagueoflegends

[–]TexasTrollEm 12 points13 points ago

Try that in Europe and you'll get something like:

"Je ne sais même pas ce que vous dites"

or

"просто некоторые символы"

ಠ_ಠ

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