Iron Man Doing His Job

showmeaction · 2012-05-25T06:45:42.679102+00:00

Iron Man, Iron Man

Does whatever an iron can

Press a shirt? Any day,

Just unplug while you're away

Look out! You'll start a fire, man!!

laxts91 · 2012-05-24T18:35:04.868550+00:00

Blood Gorgons by Henry Zou. It's actually the only one I've read, I found it at my local library. Thanks for making this post and giving me some good ideas. Now, if only the New Orleans Public Library system would pick them up...

KazamaSmokers · 2012-05-24T18:32:51.703869+00:00

Yeah, but all those free copies they throw on my lawn will still be there, right?

tylermez · 3 days

Say what you will about the show, if you've been watching it with her for three years, like I have with my girlfriend, just think of it as a trade for all the episodes of Doctor Who you had to drunkenly explain to her.

JRocPojangles · 3 days

There's Broadmoor Fitness on the corner of Washington and Dupre.

RichJanney · 3 days

I thought this was going to be about Richard Jeni. We miss you, Richard!

TestZero · 3 days

I once quit a job because the boss read off a ridiculous list of internet 'facts' at one of our daily rah-rah sessions. After the first three or four legitimate, inspiring ones, I realized he was just reading off some e-mail some other jerk off forwarded him. I think it was after "Winston Churchill was born in the bathroom during a school dance" that I said to myself "I'm outta here."

chriscopeland · 4 days

I guess he'll look back and say he peaked early.

thepandoras · 5 days

"Remember Sammy Jankis."

gksodah · 5 days

...and then they eat it too fast and throw up.

ItsSoBeautiful · 5 days

I don't think the sounds of three Gatorade bottles clanking together on your hands would be as threatening. A lot stickier, though.

CalebCalebson · 5 days

It's okay, somebody just put one of those War band stickers on there.

BartDeDobbelaer · 5 days

Hey man, I saw this the other day and I'm glad it's you here, I almost got a Flickr account to tell you that this is totally awesome. I love the asymmetry, what was your inspiration for that? Is that a railroad track? Amazing! I've never seen that done before. Is it lit from the inside, or did you shop it? Keep up the good work, man!

Thanatomania · 5 days

Yeah, I saw him on a TV news show going off about the 23 alien species that won't let us into the Galactic Federation because of 9/11. I thought it was a joke.

737900ER · 5 days

Depends on the stranger.

JJFFMM · 5 days

I can see why Obama is a White Sox fan.

737900ER · 5 days

Having sex with strangers they see on the streets.

diogenes_amore · 5 days

Richmond, Virginia is safe! I see this guy on the internet more times than I see him on the road and I always want to say 'hi!'

leaffur · 5 days

Mushroom Clouds. Princess Toadstool. The A Bong. Chemical Warfare.

Thanatomania · 5 days

Aykroyd would be proud.

appropriate-username · 5 days

It'd be an interesting story to see Bruce lose his fortune and have to do the Bat thing like this. Or this guy could be one of the Bat Franchisees in Tajikistan or something.

Mind_Virus · 5 days

I read this as Oedipus Residential Complex and though "Man, those Chinese are weirder than I thought."

Langlie · 5 days

That was him? Nice catch. He had the funniest line in that movie. "I hid out in Roseanne and Tom's dumpster dressed as a giant pint of ice cream for two weeks!"

mellooo · 5 days

I used to wonder if George Clinton put on all that stuff just to hang around the house for the day. Then I saw him on The Colbert Report and he dressed normally. Now I wonder if he had the world's coolest garage sale and I missed it. This guy obviously didn't.

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