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I've never kept my man crushes private when it comes to Liverpool, so if Martinez is hired, it could be much worse... by frozen-creekin LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a spanish villain from the Thunder Birds

Does anyone have a link to any of Wigan's better matches this year? I want to see some of Martinez's tactics in action, and I only saw them play when they played us this year. by jorshrodin LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

Just watch the one where they beat us 1-0.

Liverpool rule out Andre Villas-Boas in manager hunt - Telegraph by zeBarrowin LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 2 points3 points ago

"there are no direct quotes" - everyone.

Kalou on free? by MrTomatoin LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

No chance. His attitude seems to stink from what i've seen, plus i've called him the best actor in the premier league for years. That man is pretending to be a footballer. He really isnt all that.

Kalou on free? by MrTomatoin LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

Are you implying you think we'd sign players before a manager? Because that strikes me as very naive.

I like that we aren't getting official reports from FSG on the managerial hunt. by dangercartin LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

I like how FSG do everything. They're really professional, and already have a good track record.

Well this is about as much proof as you can ask for - Martinez in Miami with Henry by Intrinsically1in LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 -11 points-10 points ago

I'd like to think the future of our great football club wasnt being discussed on the fucking streets of Miami in front of what looks like a souvenir shop.

Attractive Guy Girl Advice by awesemoin AdviceAnimals

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

Am i reading this right? Are you implying you shat or pissed your self? Are did you acquire an erection? Im confused.

Attractive Guy Girl Advice by awesemoin AdviceAnimals

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

This works for all dudes if they have their targets set straight.

My housemates left me alone for the long weekend and I took full advantage of the kitchen/BBQ by cdawg85in food

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

Asparagus, Asparagus everywhere.

Lost civilizations; now comes in powdered form! by LaBrosseN7in funny

[–]Stratocaster89 -1 points0 points ago

This isnt funny.

Seeing as the weather is nice, I took my indoor cat-boy out to sit by the river for the first time. He was very confused... by JayOttin aww

[–]Stratocaster89 -10 points-9 points ago

TIL, indoor cats exist. Edit: Whoah, people jumping on the downvote wagon left right and centre.

Keeping a cat indoors all it's life Is pretty un natural, so I never contemplated people already did that. But hey, I guess anything deemed a slight towards cats is going to spark childish downvoting by you cat fanatics.

I am a Professional Boxer who was bullied in school. AMA. by GuadalupeSalcidoin IAmA

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was gonna be about Mike Tyson for a second there.

I offered to buy a homeless man anything he wanted.... this is what he got... by Brumehin pics

[–]Stratocaster89 207 points208 points ago

Should have punched her in the McRibs, the cheeky cow.

I offered to buy a homeless man anything he wanted.... this is what he got... by Brumehin pics

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

Well i think we now know why he's homeless.

Just celebrated my quarter century birthday at one of my life long goals! Truly a breathtaking place! by IMAPass-a-fistin pics

[–]Stratocaster89 3 points4 points ago

Jeans are pretty much the worst choice of trouser you could pick for a hike. But by the way shes dressed, i doubt she gives a shit.

Just celebrated my quarter century birthday at one of my life long goals! Truly a breathtaking place! by IMAPass-a-fistin pics

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

I saw a documentary on this only a few days ago. These guys even carved out baths from solid stone, and waterways all they way up there. Incredible stuff.

Thousand Islands Lake, China by Suriv_Dnimin pics

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

Man made?

Strong Rumors AVB is Manager. by Whaleofatime99in LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 4 points5 points ago

Sky sports news only relay "what they heard". So its no different.

Strong Rumors AVB is Manager. by Whaleofatime99in LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

I dont know why people are downvoting. Am i to take it as people would rather not know?

Strong Rumors AVB is Manager. by Whaleofatime99in LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

Well i think we'd suit AVB's 4-3-3 better, plus it'd be easier to adopt.

Strong Rumors AVB is Manager. by Whaleofatime99in LiverpoolFC

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

This couldnt be more spot on.

First Skydive without parachute successful! by notcricketin worldnews

[–]Stratocaster89 -2 points-1 points ago

Not really a landing, more like a controlled crash.

Vietnamese Coffee anyone? by jam_sandwich123in videos

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

Ding ding dong.

Jesus saves by nuclearblasterin funny

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

He actually jumped off the hand.

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