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Ahoy Daddit - Can I apply for membership? by IvOzin daddit

[–]ShitBarometer 5 points6 points ago

New members must first go through the hazing process. This includes little to no sleep, and you end up elbows deep in piss and poo.

But seriously welcome to our ranks!

Almost a compliment. by DrCannonin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ShitBarometer 1 point2 points ago

To bed then?

I don't like cats, but do like Nickelback? What should I do? by demoncabbagein shittyadvice

[–]ShitBarometer 1 point2 points ago

If you want the easy way out, I recommend suicide.

Every time I open a link to a YouTube video I'm interested in watching. by Mredjrin AlienBlue

[–]ShitBarometer 1 point2 points ago

or just click view in safari - it will just open the youtube app directly

MetalDock - A Solid & Minimalist iPhone Docking Station by mixmain iphone

[–]ShitBarometer 0 points1 point ago

doesn't look like it would be able to dock with any type of case

I really want a Sprite now........(NSFW) by fiona63in WTF

[–]ShitBarometer 0 points1 point ago

Still better than cum

Once you see it... by Valoopain funny

[–]ShitBarometer 43 points44 points ago

For once when I "finally see it" can it not be some guy pulling out one of his martian brains with his family standing around?

The most terrifying moment of my life... so far. by HERO-SQUADin TrollXChromosomes

[–]ShitBarometer 1 point2 points ago

I was confused too.

My first thought was that maybe she had gotten an abortion and then her mom found he sonogram but then I was like who saves the sonogram of their aborted fetus.

/r/CFB, what annoys you the most about your team's fanbase? by RamblinWreckGTin CFB

[–]ShitBarometer 10 points11 points ago

-Preach-

I know of a great seat where you can see the whole game and not have to stand up. It's the couch at your house trailer.

GIS graduate looking for opinions by All_Questionsin gis

[–]ShitBarometer 3 points4 points ago

I've been out of the game for a while so this may or may not be the best advice but I graduated with a similar GPA.

On my resume I listed my Major:Geography and then I listed my Major GPA: 3.26 which was much higher than overall GPA. I got the Job and no one ever asked me my overall GPA.

My wife hates it and wants me to shave it, what do you think? by srslyyouin pics

[–]ShitBarometer 61 points62 points ago

Tell her that you are ok with it if she chooses to grow an equally awesome mustache. Whomever grows the superior stache gets to keep it.

Edit: Thank you for delivering OP. Tell your wife that the Internets find her appealing to the eyes.

Don Julio Flight Review by thinkboxin tequila

[–]ShitBarometer 3 points4 points ago

This all sounds very delicious. Excellent review. While I read it I could almost smell the flavors that you described.

Anyone have an MLB.tv account I can use to see my friend play vs the Yankees today? Game starts now... by thekingbarronin mlb

[–]ShitBarometer 0 points1 point ago

You should be able to as long as you don't live in a blackout area.

It's pretty big alright by EchoFiveTwoin funny

[–]ShitBarometer 0 points1 point ago

I've pretty much charted my entire penis. Sometimes multiple times a day.

It's pretty big alright by EchoFiveTwoin funny

[–]ShitBarometer 1 point2 points ago

I do this to my wife all the time. I know that there is a 0% chance of her saying "sure a BJ sounds fun" but I can't help myself.

Why girls like to sit on guys' laps by Tmart7in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ShitBarometer 3 points4 points ago

She still sits on his lap. He just isn't wearing pants.

OMG! Real Baseball Tonight!!! by jweezy772in fantasybaseball

[–]ShitBarometer 10 points11 points ago

This fake baseball has seemed to last forever.

Lost Love by BuckNastyProin funny

[–]ShitBarometer 0 points1 point ago

The Library

12 Team H2H Custom Yahoo League. Tell me I'm not doomed. by MadMaximanderin fantasybaseball

[–]ShitBarometer 0 points1 point ago

Just out of curiosity why would you think that you might be doomed?

Australia.. by THEANIMALKINGin pics

[–]ShitBarometer 5 points6 points ago

They only thing more terrifying that i giant venomous spider is 300 nearly invisible baby venomous spiders.

I can feel them on me now. shudder

I really shouldn't go outside anymore. by CornyJokein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ShitBarometer 13 points14 points ago

The shower test has two parts

Part1) the finger poo smell test (if you don't mind smelling those fingers more than once then proceed to part 2)

Part2) the lift under arm and sniff test (If there is an easily noticeable scent)

If you fail either of these two tests shower at the earliest possible convenience.

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