I just turned on Fox News for a second, 4:00 pm, this is supposedly the time when "news" is supposed to be on, as opposed to commentary. Basically, it was some smarmy British twit named Stuart asking some blonde bimbo with a twang to comment on whether she believed that Obama's admin had shown restraint in terms of government spending. She reliably answered that "We all know they're spending, and the government spending is killing us, and we know its a problem because there's all this spending, and the spending is just out of control, and it's just all this spending."

Then after that, he had on the CEO of Heinz so that he could ask him whether consistent blow jobs to CEOs would bring back jobs to America, and the guy reliably replied that "it's just all this blowjob uncertainty that is preventing job creators from creating all these new jobs. If we could just get some certainty that blow jobs will be on-demand and that no one is going to do or say anything that makes me the least bit uncomfortable, then surely jobs will return. And I'm not telling you to vote for Mitt Romney, but you should vote for Mitt Romney."

Anyone who watches this channel for anything other than pure entertainment is a fucking idiot.