I found this in my KFC a while back. I think it's a brain

ScubaBuddha · 2012-05-24T17:14:00.711411+00:00

I'm beginning to think maybe I should have brought this up with the manager

ScubaBuddha · 5 days

Haha I think you're right about soldiers. And the "and" really helps the flow as well, thanks!

Ewebb49 · 8 days

The_Chang_Sing · 12 days

I deleted my Facebook some months ago when certain things in my life were taking a pretty serious negative turn. Social networking just seemed arbitrary and dishonest. Now that many of my friends graduated from college this year, I would really like some network where I can still keep in touch with them, Facebook just sucks so much. I don't know why I'm telling you this

ScubaBuddha · 14 days

Thank you for being the only reply to this! It is awesome that you could make your stomach growl on command

jrdnschs · 21 days

Smell like fish forever definitely. This is primarily because with slug fingers I would be unable to touch salt, so I wouldn't be able to cook all that well/eat pretzels

GirlRiot · 29 days

If only someone had a flamboyantly gay cat

TomCook24 · 1 month

If you don't mind me saying, that is one talented ass poem Mr. Cook. A pleasure to read :D

FriscoKazvartuez · 1 month

Looks like we need a new subreddit, DotAnalogies

ZeosPantera · 1 month

Batman

Shazambom · 1 month

We had a threat of a school shooting at my high school as well. Pretty much the same thing, malicious words written on a bathroom wall. The school went forth and held class the day of the supposed shooting, with about a third of the student body missing school that day, which at my high school was about 1,200 kids. I recall that a number of those who did show up did so with targets painted on their shirts, which most people thought was pretty funny. Nothing ended up happening. Yes I know this was not advice

nargma · 1 month

I'm a bit late to the party, but I'll post anyway. I've only done this a few times since opportunities usually don't present themselves. When people I'm not entirely fond of start bitching to me about how they don't like a person, specifically if that person is another friend of mine, I like calling them over and repeating everything that was just told to me. This usually only works when it's one of my closer friends who is getting insulted, as none of us really care about that sort of nonsense, and proceed to just be ass holes and embarrass the person

ScubaBuddha · 2 months

Thank you for the points, I should be more elaborate when I write. I just really enjoy minimalism. I remember leaving this poem thinking it felt unfinished and skeletal, and your suggestions would definitely flush it out. And your point of the poem is fairly close to what I was going for. To me it is more the desire to be able to think and to have a dialogue with ones self, without the hindrance of wordly desires and needs. Thanks for the feedback though :) it's one of many I've written over the years and I'm sure I'll be posting many more

riboflavins · 2 months

Then he sure likes Chocolate Milk

RachaelRichards · 2 months

I'm a college student in western Pennsylvania, and fracking is a HUGE fucking deal. In my small college town alone we have hundreds of wells, and there are not nearly enough people to inspect them and make sure they're all operating efficiently and safely. I'll actually be attending an Anthropological field school in my area this summer to investigate the public perception of fracking.

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