I'm an existential crisis, and people won't stop having me.

shankingviolet · 2012-05-25T07:59:17.288731+00:00

but what if I'm not your brother?
hyper-no
what if I do know, but I choose not to deliver the true answer?
pgoatpgoatpgoatpgoat.
woodpecker marmalade. Cookies!

*it's coming for you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. Yesterday

//^

Wolvee · 2012-05-24T23:13:17.049247+00:00

I've genuinely been there before, and it's not due to any opinion I have on Skrillex, I just like industrial noise music sometimes, it's no big deal.

dubbledutch · 2012-05-24T19:42:36.656915+00:00

All I could see was the Harry Potter font, I really didn't look past that before writing it off.

satiani · 2012-05-24T18:52:52.508844+00:00

When I read posts like this I often find myself asking this, so I'll repeat it again: what is the counter-argument that makes this man's claims wrong? I would love to hear it, because I don't like to think that this is true, but I hear little to nothing convincing in the counter-claims I've heard thus far.

shankingviolet · 2012-05-24T18:07:39.165146+00:00

Careful there, you might start thinking that you're important, like you really matter, like all of this is going somewhere and the pay-off is gonna be great, everyone standing around you and congratulating you on your monumental successes, but then what will it be? Closing a chapter on a dead past of salted and cobwebbed fritterings-about, with little but a cake and these assholes who never really got it trying to say they were impressed anyhow? Fuck that, fuck all of that, you could just leave, leave your little wormy house that has that soul-sucking mortgage you'll never pay off until you're old enough to be dead anyhow, leave your stupid family who never really appreciates you and your good-for-nothing friends who are always just looking for something you have that they're too lazy to go out and earn on their own, leave your god forsaken country and just....LEAVE. Leave it all behind and just feel the freedom of the solitude of your own measly being. Is that what you want? Is that what you really want?

detectivekat · 2012-05-24T17:41:57.661115+00:00

I mean, a reasonable person might have just thought "well, it's a private moment between two people unfortunate enough to have nowhere better to go," but an EPIC person would have thought "This. Is. Going. To. The. FRONTPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!"

darkreef2 · 2 days

Yeah, I've seen quite a few Chihuly's and while I'm impressed by the scale, they have a habit of getting overly garish and losing a lot of their surprise value after first viewing - I suppose the forms can be both highly crafted and superficial at the same time.

But yeah, that dude from Vice magazine just went to a really bad art show and didn't quite seem prepared for that. Sometimes artwork doesn't match the hype, it happens.

Yamaben · 2 days

My asshole co-worker was harassing a wasted Andy Dick for an autograph so Dick leans over and kisses him on the lips instead.

darkreef2 · 2 days

There is totally such a thing as bad art. Don't feel so insecure about yourself like it's always gotta be your fault you thought the art looked terrible!

Mitchell115 · 2 days

I thought we had decided that WD-40 was actually a solvent, not a lubricant.

SarkastikAmbassador · 3 days

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

ShinyWisenheimer · 3 days

I'm glad you were able to interact.

ShinyWisenheimer · 3 days

I real don't feel these dog texts, I've read quite a few and none of them have made me laugh; ones like this one actually annoyed me enough to elicit writing a complaint about it here in comment box. You're reading it right now.

a_spy · 4 days

Those pesky multiverses keep getting to my cosmic pudding before I get a chance to truly enjoy it!

litl · 4 days

I have seen this thought process extended pretty far. Imagine if whales were super buff and had enormous wings and were just flying overhead eating on mile-high stalks of corn. Land-based whales are played out.

Worms1991 · 4 days

"Why, because there's a prominent arrow in the architecture?"

::click::

"Yup, there it is."

goingTofu · 4 days

Taking certain liberties, one might say

marmarr · 4 days

Yo dawg, I heard you like to steal cars...

Vrgom20 · 6 days

Oh please, in the name of all the people I know who dress like that, upvote!

axloc · 6 days

It wasn't me!

mrinsanity · 6 days

Those look like expensive uses of company printer ink to me!

mareeloo · 6 days

I'm an ordained minister, I can perform legal marriages. I don't have to do or say anything religious either.

mareeloo · 6 days

Yeah but for those 12 centuries the state was in the hand of the church, so it didn't make a difference.

HurricaneWeasel · 6 days

I don't always upvote cat gifs, but when I do, it's because they were mathemagical.

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