Have you ever heard the word hyperbole? That's what I was doing. You see, this is a website where people like hyperbole for it's comedic effect. So, try not to take it do literally when I call it the "worst city in the world." I just truly hate this town and want to live somewhere that is less closed off and ignorant. Somewhere where I can go climbing every day, or hiking, or really anything that doesn't involve eating, going to a fair, or watching a high school football game. It's a terrible city because it spends millions on an entertainment complex that no one goes to, because the artists suck, when it could have spent it on parks and Rec. it's terrible because it encourages athletics over education. It's terrible because the people here are, by-and-large, fundamentalist without ever seeing the outside world. It's terrible here because our cancer rate is triple that of the rest of the nation because of the chemicals constantly being pumped into our air.

I respect that you don't think it's a terrible city, but I hate it and I'm not going to change my mind about that.