/r/boston, my friends are no more. I want to make new ones.

MicFury · 2012-05-25T02:09:40.748833+00:00

Hey Brother,

I was Active Duty from 91-95, short term guy but it was the best thing for me at the time. Before that I was a tattoo artist and after that became a software developer. Now days I'm a director of technology. I'm in Stoughton, it's a 22 minute commuter rail ride from South station, if you have a car it's even easier. I can fit about 7 cars in the driveway so there's plenty of room.

I have a problem though. I picked up a bunch of racks of ribs to put in the smoker expecting a bunch of people to come over Saturday and it now looks like it's mostly my son's friends coming over (17/18 year old kids).

I'm all for kicking ass and taking names, if you want to hang out in the burbs in a borderline redneck environment, eat some ribs, drink and bullshit with a couple of guys in their 30s while teenagers run rampant around the back yard and listen to live music (a couple of good musicians) just let me know.

Warning. I'm a single dad and have been for a while. This is man country here with children. Very little womanly influence and it shows a bit.

Btw if you still go shooting I need to reup my membership at the range but there's one walking distance from where I live. I only have a S&W 1911 .45 but it still works.

There's lots of cool people around, I'm glad you reached out. Pm if you want some ribs and drinks and hang out with some depraved bastards in a "family" environment. We're good people, just fucking weird sometimes.

burnstyle · 2012-05-25T00:55:27.058980+00:00

I'm proud of you. Tell him that you love him every day. Even when he gets older.

Every day.

ProlapsedPineal · 2012-05-24T23:29:18.245538+00:00

"Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children."

You don't forcibly take that away from a child. Not until they start that conversation. That's my opinion.

ProlapsedPineal · 2012-05-24T23:25:39.131967+00:00

There's only one Mr. Fantastic to me, big boy.

ProlapsedPineal · 2012-05-24T23:22:20.878045+00:00

That's amazing. Your son is one hell of a man. I'm sure that you're proud of him and he's become the dad he never had, the one that's always there.

Thank you for telling me about him.

KainFromNod · 2012-05-24T21:15:53.672811+00:00

There is nothing that can be said at this point on reddit that won't start to sound creepy.

I'm sure you're going to be fine.

KainFromNod · 2012-05-24T21:10:31.676525+00:00

I think the word you may be looking for is Umami.

KainFromNod · 2012-05-24T21:09:29.793795+00:00

All of your wishes can come true through the miracle of modern medicine.

KainFromNod · 2012-05-24T21:05:02.002240+00:00

Never fear, many of us are a big fan of your committee.

Clayburn · 2012-05-24T20:35:54.011804+00:00

Me and allll the ladies.

bud369 · 2012-05-24T18:36:05.243219+00:00

There's over 3,000,000,000 women on earth.

You have only one gaming PC.

You know which one is special.

Cadroc · 2012-05-24T18:27:18.644997+00:00

Ants.

Cadroc · 2012-05-24T18:22:45.331092+00:00

You know that goop that is always dripping off of the monsters in the Aliens movies? That's KY. It stands to reason then if you could make a lobster and a scorpion mate you might get your own Green fountain of KY in your own house.

Proposal. Fill the bathtub with lobsters and scorpions and then fuck in it to show them how its done. Make sure to take the bands off of the lobsters so they can get down properly.

Cadroc · 2012-05-24T18:19:35.123284+00:00

Its not called "cock sauce" for nothing.

Cadroc · 2012-05-24T18:18:49.201605+00:00

Canned cat food.

ProlapsedPineal · 2012-05-24T18:09:15.106869+00:00

Bravo

PoppaDoppolis · 2012-05-24T17:23:16.023958+00:00

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20

Might not be the deepest of biblical references, but it's one of the more entertaining ones.

fr0ng · 2012-05-24T17:17:05.530004+00:00

"Low intensity conflicts" are pretty fucking intense if you're involved.

bobisterbezreal · 2012-05-24T16:43:03.932709+00:00

We didn't create you to like blood, we created you to drink it. Get back to work.

ifuckingloverape · 2012-05-24T16:13:44.147477+00:00

Funniest fucking thing I've read all day.

You have a beautiful fart-blocker by the way.

The way your filthy laundry is strewn around your floor really brings the whole thing together.

enigmalti · 2012-05-24T15:56:35.470979+00:00

I would forget her and get back to doing shit that makes me happy.

Liberteer · 2012-05-24T15:50:21.691748+00:00

You fool! we must now complete the ritual of friendship!

Make ready your helm. Mind Meld activate!

Form of... a Crocostimpy!

LOLinternetLOL · 2012-05-24T15:40:34.093476+00:00

States in the US are more like their own countries in how they operate, but they're all under the same "Federal" umbrella. Many of our states are larger than European countries and they each have their own laws. I live in Massachusetts right now and there are things that you could do in other states (perfectly legally) that would potentially get you arrested, or worse here.

Then again, if the police find you have less than an ounce of pot in this state you get a ticket, no jail, pay a small fine (I think it's $50 or $100) and move on.

s810 · 2012-05-24T15:16:56.418223+00:00

I would be embarrassed if someone called me a cyber expert.

Can you imagine someone handing you a business card with "Cyber Expert" on it? Seriously. Don't talk down to people.

How about something like USCYBERCOM in conjunction with the CIA executed a minor act of electronic vandalism that was corrected within minutes, but sounds cool like we haxored the Gibson.

Nit0 · 2012-05-24T14:36:33.499204+00:00

Sorry for Party Rocking.

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