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A perfect disguise. by dummystupidin funny

[–]Professor_Oak 0 points1 point ago

Haley get off the internet

What is the most WTF gif you've ever come across? (possibly NSFW) by r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCKin AskReddit

[–]Professor_Oak -2 points-1 points ago

finding pictures of my ex in r/treesgonewild. we broke up because i smoked weed

IAm Stoya, adult performer and generally naked lady. AMA. by IAmStoyain IAmA

[–]Professor_Oak 0 points1 point ago

so unfortunate. wow. what a bummer

PILLOW FIGHT! by Lionhearted09in funny

[–]Professor_Oak 0 points1 point ago

HEY! IM PRETTY SURE I MET YOU/SAW YOU ON THE TRAIN GOING HOME AFTER STRING CHEESE INCIDENT A COUPLE MONTHS BACK IN CHICAGO. YOU ANNOUNCED TO THE WHOLE TRAIN THAT YOUR FRIEND KATIE HOOKED UP WITH YOUR FRIEND MIKE OR SOMETHING.

i can tell my your hat and sweater. but i might be mistaken.

Mimosa- Pandora by DrDestructeauxin dubstep

[–]Professor_Oak 1 point2 points ago

Until recently. Blown up ego to the max.

Bassnectar - Do it like this (feat. ill.Gates) by Josh_FiveOin dubstep

[–]Professor_Oak -2 points-1 points ago

Anything ill gates touches is amazing. Idk why bassnectar sucks so bad now

I am Eduardo Sanchez, director of The Blair Witch Project and Lovely Molly! by edsanchezin IAmA

[–]Professor_Oak 0 points1 point ago

How do you feel to be the person regarded as creating viral promotion?

A restaurant with a waterfall by porneyesin WTF

[–]Professor_Oak 0 points1 point ago

please tell me someone else immediately thought "surf_japan:

Forget Visene....Do any other Ents use these? by SailingEditorin trees

[–]Professor_Oak 0 points1 point ago

Dude silver and white toos? Never seen them flavors

Girlfriend and i broke up, at her moms house alone, getting drunk off whipped cream. by Professor_Oakin drunk

[–]Professor_Oak[S] 0 points1 point ago

vomited in the sink. tasted like the worst liquer ever. got kinda drunk though.

got drunk doesnt matter?

IAMA former World of Warcraft Gladiator (top .2% of PvP Players) and Vanilla Field Marshal (Massive timesink when the game first released). I spent over 365 RL days in game, but have been clean now for 8 months. AMA by PMzyoxin IAmA

[–]Professor_Oak -1 points0 points ago

Im glad your clean now. i know some people will think this is funny but WoW claimed one of my close friends lifes. only cared about WoW, let it effect his relationships and eventually took his own life.

R.I.P Daniel Mateen. Lembasbread, the number one shadow priest in sargeras at the time

Reddit, what do you consider to be the funniest movie ever? by irrational_abbztractin movies

[–]Professor_Oak 1 point2 points ago

Dumb and Dumber is by far the funniest movie of all time. its a shame they had to even relate that pseudo sequel.

What does r/pics think of my transition? by ThatsBambooin pics

[–]Professor_Oak -22 points-21 points ago

I think youre a self mutilating freak who obviously has issues and cant deal with the cards youre dealt. Also attention whore posing to the internet. Have fun with your mutilated penis. You will never have a child, nor be anything like a woman. You are a fake. A fraud.

Has anyone tripped balls during a heavy thunderstorm? by samstyrin Drugs

[–]Professor_Oak 7 points8 points ago

SO MANY TIMES LAST SUMMER.

First one im in ohio for a festival called the blast off. i was about 4-5 deep seeing heyoka (amazing artist, check him out). he literally called forth a hailstorm that was INSANE. i had my glasses on and i had the thing that goes around the back of your head so they dont fall off, so i couldnt take my glasses off as they were getting fogged and murked with water. Eventually got so soaked that i came out from under the shelter i was under (the show had stopped and tarps put over the speakers) just to walk around and scream at the sky with my staff.

time number TWO i was at another festival called twelfth dimension when the sky started fucking swallowing itself. it looked like fucking twister. ill just ahve to find a picture otherwise you guys will just not get it. CRAZIEST THING EVER. ended up hiding in my tent with my girlfriend FOR THE DURATION, THANKING MY STARS I BROUGHT MY BONG WITH ME. whoops caps

Good Guy Kris Humphries. He agreed to go on a date with a girl that went to my school. She is fighting stage 4 lymphoma. I thought Reddit might appreciate this. by coach_stylesin pics

[–]Professor_Oak 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, but hes an ASSHOLE. graduated at hopkins highschool with him. He charged his classmates for autographs junior year.

Figured r/trees should see this bubbler blown by Natey. :) by ridingtheuniversein trees

[–]Professor_Oak 1 point2 points ago

incredible work! where did you see this?

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