PneumaticallyObscene, proceed to write in-character MSPA style life-summery.

Your name is [PneumaticallyObscene]. You are quite recently 17 YEARS OLD. You have a fairly specific set of INTERESTS, most of them either involving COMPUTERS or the ARTS. You like to DRAW, as well as WRITE and create universes and characters in a sort of roleplaying thing you created. You enjoy many VIDEO GAMES, and have a very good knack for locating the best free ones. You READ and WATCH MOVIES AND TELEVISION quite frequently too, generally deviating toward the FANTASY or SCI-FI genres. That's SCI-FI, not whatever the hell SIFI is. You also have an interesting taste in MUSIC, not really caring for lyrical content as far as how the music actually sounds. You are afflicted with numerous MEDICAL CONDITIONS that make your life permanently stuck on the HARD setting, a fact that you must deal with on a regular basis. You also consider yourself of a fairly HUMOROUS disposition, although you secretly question if anyone that matters really agrees.

==> Examine room

You are currently surrounded by the lot of junk you have collected over the past couple years and claimed as your possessions. Among them are your COMPUTERS, ASSORTED BOOKS, DRAWING MATERIALS, and BED. You find this last one VERY IMPORTANT for one of your favorite activities, SLEEPING.

Reddit User: Boredom check.

You notice that the large amount of text on this entry is rapidly loosing your interest. You hope it'll end soon.

Past PneumaticallyObscene: Realize Future Reddit User's complaint

You realize that what you're writing is rapidly approaching the size of a short story, and resolve to finish it here.