Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. Reddit: What is the name of the fetish that means you're attracted to retards?

zjbird · 2012-05-24T20:51:23.377529+00:00

I seriously thought this was an askreddit post.

LeonSan · 2012-05-24T19:46:32.275585+00:00

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

obscenecupcake · 2012-05-24T19:35:08.527313+00:00

Thank you. I know that breath play is dangerous, but I happen to like a lot of dangerous things - rock climbing, driving a car, drugs, horseback riding. I do all of these things as safely as I possibly can with the understanding that it still will never be completely safe. In fact, the danger of it is probably the reason I love it so - I feel closest to my (trusted, long time) partner when he quite literally holds my life in his hands.

fatalhall · 2012-05-24T17:52:25.464967+00:00

If you work for a small business, this probably drives the accounting person at your company nuts.

simon_wang12 · 2012-05-24T17:40:27.244806+00:00

Those are awful and not at all like what Turkish delight actually is.

NspktrSpacetime · 2012-05-24T17:38:42.476884+00:00

The song I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. I was 25 before I realized that Dad was dressed up as Santa. Mommy wasn't cheating on Christmas Eve.

obscenecupcake · 2012-05-24T17:32:53.796477+00:00

I was sad when I saw that thread, but decided not to pipe up. As much as we like to pretend that it isn't true, there is a lot of hate and judgement in the bdsm community. This is a great example. We all struggle with guilt and shame over our desires, and that guy came here to feel less alone, and he was told that he was crazy. Just as I've been told that I'm an idiot because I can't get off unless I'm being asphyxiated.

I'm ashamed of us too. We're all a little weird. Remember: My kink is not your kink, but your kink is okay.

obscenecupcake · 2012-05-24T17:28:17.448697+00:00

Preach it! What happened to "your kink is not my kink, but your kink is okay"? I can't even talk about breath play in this subreddit without getting judged.

NinnyPooPoo · 1 day

It's a crunchy sort of tart lettuce type dealy.

one_eyed_jack · 1 day

Non-Canadian here - would someone mind, please, giving me a quick synopsis of what's going on here?

no_talent_ass_clown · 1 day

Where did you find that? Want!

jacobmclaughlin · 1 day

All the blue ones would just be reposts.

jacobmclaughlin · 1 day

Yay! Grilled cheese and tomato soup night!

jeskinner · 1 day

As much as I love Dany, that's pretty true.

Trentl14 · 2 days

Good to know that Ted and Marshall would have reasonably good looking children. Now we just need the technology!

ninjacookie · 2 days

Those are also stupid, unless you know and trust your dealer. Buy your own drugs, use a test kit. The extra steps are worth preserving the only body and mind that you have.

ninjacookie · 2 days

...really?! You smoked an unknown substance? That doesn't seem like a bright thing to do.

geek_sheek · 2 days

Have you tried etsy yet?

MIIAIIRIIK · 6 days

I hate to bring up Idiocracy here, but...

Tripleee · 6 days

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

HermyKermy · 6 days

Doesn't Monistat make an anti-chafing gel? I've heard things about it in the makeup community because it's also supposedly a great foundation primer. Two birds, one bottle!

pixellated · 6 days

Go to events, meet people, then add them!

nothinggold · 6 days

I don't have a whole lot of what you're looking for, but I do have a few things. From this month's Birchbox I've got one of the Twistband headbands in gray as well as a bottle of Color Club nail polish in Disco Nap (I did use it once).

There isn't a particular lot/group of stuff that I'm interested in (nor am I really offering you enough to warrant a whole lot), but I'd love to get my hands on your sample of Viva La Juicy as I've almost gone through my sample and shudder at the $80 for a whole bottle. Would you be willing to exchange what I've got for the sample of Viva La Juicy and perhaps something of your choosing? I understand if the little I'm offering makes it not worth the postage.

I've never done a swap on r/makeupexchange, so I'd happily send first or whatever the procedure is.

pixellated · 6 days

My Dominant and I use "taco" as our safe word, because we are silly.

pixellated · 6 days

It's because you're supposed to use it as a social network rather than a dating site. They don't want predatory creepsters searching for "bi poly fem subs between 18 and 22".

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