"Show, don't tell" - Diablo 3's storytelling failures

dbcanuck · 2012-05-24T10:56:54.434864+00:00

I thought this was rather poignant.

dbcanuck · 2012-05-24T10:53:15.760243+00:00

And Zoltan Kulle with his mad laugh. Every time you reached an objective, he was like "And now you should probably go and get my blood or whatever. This is all going rather well. You are quite the warrior, bro. Anyways, get my blood. Would this be a weird time for me to start laughing maniacally? I do believe so! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

teddyadorno · 2 days

Yeah I've been on Diablo Wiki, linked there from this subreddit. What's the best way to find and get rid of keyloggers? Because I would like to know if that's how I got hacked.

teddyadorno · 2 days

It's not a bug, I'm convinced it's not. I got hacked, the game claims I played with some lvl 1 witch doctor with random letters in his name, but I was sleeping at the time. All my gold gone, my items and xp untouched. Someone said that it's bots, and that sounds way more likely than a bug to me.

teddyadorno · 2 days

I got hacked and I've never played in a public game.

teddyadorno · 2 days

Happened to me too. Some dude named cottonpot, lvl 1 witch doctor is the last I played with supposedly. I'm missing 100k gold, but they didnt take any items. I've since gotten an authenticator and changed my passwords.

Lithomatic · 2 days

Just randomly lost 100k gold and about an hour's worth of progress through nightmare. Could be worse, they left my items, but sure does suck.

peacefulcommunist · 8 days

In-game cutscenes are admittedly so-so, but the cutscene after act 1 was super cool, I was engrossed. Just from that cutscene I decided this game has a better story than Starcraft II (which was crappy). Only question was, where the hell is MY character, lol. I love the voicework on the male Witch Doctor, only one I've played so far.

dyingbabycat · 9 days

There is so much stuff being written about this, but I haven't found anyone writing about my problem. Basically the login-button is greyed out and I can't press it. Can't press enter either. What do?

EDIT: I thought I was supposed to log in with the name of my Diablo Account, but it was my email adress. So never mind, the login button lit up after that.

Optimouse · 11 days

I know that, that's not what I mean. I mean before it finishes charging, when you release Q to fire it.

Optimouse · 12 days

I'm afraid to say, neither of us is jewish. He's got a jewfro though. I of course recognize his joke as inappropriate, which I'm sure is why he finds that kind of thing funny. He always does this, with blacks, women, asian people and so on, but they are all represented among his vast group of friends and noone who knows him would believe even for a second that he actually holds racist values etc.

The joke wasn't really inappropriate in the context it was performed, with just me and him in that stairwell and noone that could take offense. But I realize it might have been a bad idea to post it here. Didn't mean to offend anyone, and I hope the ridiculousness of the joke discourages any attempt to draw actual anti-semitism from it.

Optimouse · 12 days

Well yeah, he was basically a full-time stoner back then with barely enough money to sustain his cigarette habit, and he got so whiney when he didn't have any smokes. He got himself together later on, works in daycare.

(EDIT: Edited for clarity.)

Optimouse · 12 days

He even demanded that I give back the money.

Optimouse · 21 days

Oh I'm way handsomer than he is.

cukiman · 1 month

A couple of years back I had a day that was completely retarded.

My brother, who lives with my mom in another city, and I were at the same park festival (in a city neither of us lived in) without knowing the other was there. The next week my brother is looking through some photos he took and finds an out-of-focus picture of his friend, with me, perfectly in focus, way in the background pulling up my zipper after peeing among some trees.

That same day I went to a kebob place with some of the guys I was at the park with, and in the place sits people from every school I've ever gone to except one, all from my classes, and I'm talking schools in completely different cities. 3 guys from my elementary class, a couple of guys from my high school class, another group from middle school. Only one of my friends orders the chicken kebob and gets salmonella.

Yeah, retarded day.

Optimouse

TROPHY CASE

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