My friends drink pretty hard, but I drink harder. If we stay in, I usually have 6+ drinks more than anyone else by the end of the night and I always keep hard liquor in my bag in case we run out of booze. Surprisingly, I'm usually fine until about 3-4am when my friends go to sleep. At this point, I either go home and drink more or crash on their couch and drink more. During the party or shindig, if I start to get really fucked up I engage in a tactical puke. It gets some alcohol out of your system, and wakes you the fuck up. Then boom, right back to drinking. Aside from insulting a few friends and grinding to music with one of the guys fiancés, I tend to stay out of trouble.

I'm also the only one of my friends who wakes up early due to a fucked up nervous system (thanks rampant alcoholism) and sits in the kitchen drinking alone for an hour straight before anyone else wakes up. So I'm always the only person wasted when we all go out for breakfast.

If we go out to bars I'm always sneaking in doubles by myself while I go to pick up a fresh pint at the bar or I'm chugging from a flask or mickey when I go to the restroom. The power drinking usually kills me and my wallet by 2am, but I continue drinking anyway.

Next Stop, Staggersville!