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pkgw623 · 9 days

I hear you're looking for a stud? I have the STD, all I need is u.

OhJesusWOW · 3 months

Well hello girl I've been searching for my whole life.

dominicaldaze · 3 months

That my friends, is what deep fried bacon looks like. Congratulations. This place is a winner.

veganprincess · 3 months

You have to be clever. Roses for the girlfriend, daises for the friend.

BryanwithaY · 3 months

You know your gay when you look back at your baby pictures, and your just like, "Wow, THAT is really gay."

x20mike07x · 3 months

I can't wait for the day he is inducted into the HOF as the only dude who took a paycut to be a star in the NBA. Harvard just became a prospect school.

confusedjake · 3 months

Tell us more about these feminazis...

kraxor · 3 months

Personally, I think its an unhealthy system of beliefs - for some anyways. I know it makes her feel better, but it also aggravates the logical thinking system she should be using. She told me she was always feeling like shit and kept away from "western" medicines; would encourage people not to have their children immunized; she was adamant about the health benefits of unpasteurized milk and dairy; and worst of all, used her daily astrology texts as a guide for her day's decision making. Some of the "fundie" (and I don't even think that is fair use that word, as the New Age movement is so progressive and constantly adapting to new ideas) New Age concepts are just flat out silly and potentially dangerous to the people who adhere to them naively. My ex is one of those people who I just don't understand - incredibly cerebral and logical on so many things, but yet she isso incredibly dense, stubborn, and immature about something as silly as this New Age movement.

kraxor · 3 months

My ex was into this New Age stuff. The part of her that I liked about her when we first met was that she was a free thinker. We could always relate on how religion is a bunch of bullshit but when I encroached on her beliefs on her own spirituality - astrology, chakras, Ayurveda, "energy", homeopathy - there was no substance behind her arguments, with the exception of pseudo-science and fallacious logic. It was one thing I always wished I could have changed in her life. I hope this New Age stuff has its backlash sooner than later, because it starting to pop up everywhere these days.

pixiex · 3 months

What country are you from? Do people there question your attractiveness?

Rountree85 · 4 months

That guy is going to be me when I'm older.

inmate2 · 4 months

My day is going pretty bad, about to get worse. I'll remember this for tomorrow when I don't have reddit or wikipedia to use whilst I stew at home.

OhJesusWOW · 4 months

Damn. You nailed this so hard. She has daddy issues for sure. Like, classic daddy issues - exactly. You have been incredibly helpful in putting these things into a healthy perspective for me to consider. I haven't had that from any of my friends, so things have been left to me to figure out. Thanks.

PrizeFighter23 · 4 months

Yummers. Tuna tataki is my favorite.

OhJesusWOW · 4 months

This post gave me some prespective - half of me knows this and understands. My quest for being a good person has fueled my affections for this woman, but she shamelessly continues to play my insecurities. I am going to keep my distance. I have residual feelings for her that can't be ignored - hopefully they wear off sooner than later.

I don't understand her mentality - which makes getting a grip on all of this maddening. I appreciate your analysis - it hits home. I have never dealt with a crazy one like this before and I know for the future that I will need to do my homework before I get things started. Thanks.

P.S. I'm going to see her at a party tonight - wish me luck.

pirate_rabbit · 4 months

I'm sorry but, if I may, let me argue the notion that there isn't much hope in sight for you. Without knowing the slightest tidbit of knowledge about you other than your seemingly dejected attitude about your future endeavors with women, let me tell you this:

For the last 10,000+ years, your family's lineage has found a way to procreate. That is fact-based on the evidence that you are here now. Just by being alive, you are proof that you have inherited desirable qualities worthy of finding someone who wants to fuck your lights out and make babies with you. You need to find those qualities and start owning them like a fat kids owns a cupcake.

I have a friend that is 100 pounds overweight, plays WoW, and basically shelters himself from any kind of social gathering because he is a nerd-fatso-loser (his own words). But this mother fucker is proud as shit be him. He feels bad for skinny over-tanned retards that spend their money on $250 bottle services so that they can get that perfect Facebook picture. And you want to know something else? He gets laid. No, he doesn't pay for it. This guy is the sorriest excuse for a human being on the planet, and the reason why he gets laid, and the reason why he is still my friend, is because he loves the fuck out of himself and he acts like it. I can't find a god damn thing to love about this guy's life style - its so alien and taboo to me - but he doesn't give two shiny fucks what I think. He loves himself for who he is and embraces ever minute of his life like that...and I can promise you when I say this that nobody has ever changed my life around for the better then this guy - by the simple virtue of just knowing him.

If you think there isn't much hope in sight, I'll be the first to tell you there isn't. The future is what you make of it. On the other hand, you can consider that its never too late to find something you love about yourself and sell it like its your last chance to go to Mars. When you start living a life you love, others will want to be a part of it.

I'm working on it too man, good luck.

LikeIGive2Bucks · 4 months

I am pretty much doing just that right now.

Obles922 · 4 months

You need pictures with your mates. Its scientifically proven that women are more attracted to gregarious fellows; being a lone wolf has its advantages, but a wolf pack is something to fear. I will also have you know that I am borderline inebriated at the moment, so I am not one hundred percent sure my metaphors are as charming as I intend them to be. Good luck comrade.

silentwail · 4 months

I had a good rejection that came my way the other day. To understand this you have to know that my last relationship fell apart to my ex girlfriend not knowing her limits with drugs and alcohol - this was something I've always been open-minded to, but have noticed in various relationships that substance abuse is just not okay. Anyways, I got a message back from a cute girl; she seemed like the type that did some recreational stuff despite her profile not explicitly saying so (smart considering these things can bite you on the ass sometimes). I asked if she used and had any plans to use in the future - furthering that I only ask because this will save me time trying to get to know you. What I got back was a furious "I AM NOT THE LAST WOMAN ON EARTH! LUCKY FOR YOU!".

I thanked her for the sentiment, and moved on. The end.

OhJesusWOW · 4 months

My father, when I was 4 or 5 years old, saw a man snatch a lady's purse off the street corner in the east side of Milwaukee one night. The guy started running down the sidewalk - my dad was driving our family Buick, drove up alongside the stranger, stopped the car, jumped out and straight up tackled his ass. My father was in his 40s at this time and the crook was a kid in his early 20s. He held the stranger down for awhile before an off duty police officer came an made the arrest.

Just to clarify this, my mother was in the car with us - all of us were hysterical at the sight of my heroic father jumping out and saving the day. I've been a knight of the people ever since then and have had my fair share of stories involving vigilante crime fighting.

shresthanator · 4 months

I have been messaged once. This once was by an overweight, snaggletoothed, unkept uggo (sorry). I have put out about 50 messages to women - I have gotten blatant rejections from some, ignored by most, and a few responses, most of which turned out to be total BORES. There is only one person I am chatting with at the moment that has any sort of interest in me and vice versa. OKC is a website for the really, really good looking specimens of this country because everybody tries to fish out of their league.

lesath · 4 months

Go to his profile and rate him 5 stars. If he doesn't message you after that, add him to your favorites list and click 'yes' when OKC asks if you want him to know you added him. Then, as a last resort, give him a wink and say 'Hi.' Play it coyly.

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