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Rock 'n' Roll metro map by redditMEredin Music

[–]NotMarkus 2 points3 points ago

I think it's a serious stretch to claim that The Mars Volta sounds nothing like At the Drive In. If you genuinely believe that, your frame of reference must be very narrow.

Rock 'n' Roll metro map by redditMEredin Music

[–]NotMarkus 15 points16 points ago

And John Zorn would be conducting.

Rock 'n' Roll metro map by redditMEredin Music

[–]NotMarkus 11 points12 points ago*

They evolved from At the Drive In, which was post-hardcore, which evolved from hardcore, which evolved from punk. The genres aren't rigidly defined by line on this chart, even though they might be labeled. The chart seems to have more to do with movement, evolution and influence. There's no Progressive Rock line, but if there was, Mars Volta would be at the intersection between it and Punk.

Fuck this shit. by TheLetterPin reactiongifs

[–]NotMarkus 3 points4 points ago

Err, I'm pretty sure he got it. He was just making another joke.

Pasta. by slizzlerin AdviceAnimals

[–]NotMarkus 0 points1 point ago

I agree with you and I don't even put sauce on my pasta. I've had many heated arguments about this topic. Still never met anyone that agrees with me.

TSA threatens mainstream media not to cover body scanner vulnerability by kupoforkuponutsin TrueReddit

[–]NotMarkus 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't belong in this subreddit.

I would've chased them down if I hadn't been covered in clay. by DragosteinLumein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]NotMarkus 0 points1 point ago

Omg, you're a Facebooker???

I've always hated this meme but this one speaks the truth by ticklemousein funny

[–]NotMarkus 33 points34 points ago

Yeah, but in this case it's about genocide in Africa. I've never even been to Africa.

SOPA was about the internet. You know, important shit.

The truth about the K0NY movement. by [deleted]in funny

[–]NotMarkus 1 point2 points ago

It's absolutely true, and I knew that going in to the documentary. But it's the first time I've ever felt like I've actually experienced it -- the act of being charmed by someone that I know is a monster.

A new requirement before sharing the Kony video. by musicafictain funny

[–]NotMarkus 28 points29 points ago

It's "its", you dumb motherfucker. And throw a period on the end of that sentence. Goddamn. What do you think this is, 9gag?

The truth about the K0NY movement. by [deleted]in funny

[–]NotMarkus 99 points100 points ago

It's so sad. It's difficult not to like him by the end of that documentary. You can tell Shane Smith is taking a liking to him too. Then, as he's giving his sermon and being a seriously charismatic motherfucker, they remind you that he cut open the backs of innocent children, pulled out their beating hearts as they screamed, and ate them.

Fuck, man.

Public Urination Prank on Cops by robnubisin videos

[–]NotMarkus 2 points3 points ago

Oh... laughing so hard that it's embarrassing.

Public Urination Prank on Cops by robnubisin videos

[–]NotMarkus 1 point2 points ago

I geeked out when I saw that this comment was being downvoted.

What do I tell my son? He beat the living shit out of two girls in his class. by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]NotMarkus 0 points1 point ago

I was blinded by rage. Now let me reiterate every detail for you in concise but powerful narrative.

Am I the best or worst dad ever? Either way I love being a father and a jackass! by Skedoozyin funny

[–]NotMarkus 16 points17 points ago

Knew it was going to be this video, and it's such bullshit. The cherry-picked "data" in the video doesn't logically lead to the conclusion that "men and women can't be friends."

Being willing to have sex with your friend if the opportunity presents itself doesn't mean they're not still your friend, nor does it mean that all interaction with that person is based on trying to have sex with them. I can't think of a single female friend of mine that I wouldn't hook up with if the opportunity presented itself (and barring any kind of obvious drama that might come out of it). Does this mean they're not my friends? Does it mean that I'm constantly pining for them, or that my only intent is to hook up with them? No.

There's a difference between finding someone attractive enough to hook up with and having a genuine crush on them.

Oh, indeed. by Dlbz44in funny

[–]NotMarkus 1 point2 points ago

Kenard.

Stare at the center for 45 seconds and then look around. LSD effects. by hflolin WTF

[–]NotMarkus 1 point2 points ago

Even if you're in a not-great place mentally, both drugs can be beneficial. If you're in a safe environment, but not in a very content place in your life, a trip could be very helpful. I like the saying, "there are no bad trips, there are only difficult trips." Sometimes a trip will bring to the forefront some problem that you've been repressing or denying, and you'll be forced to face that problem on your trip. Sometimes this is terrifying, depressing, and/or overwhelming. But often, in retrospect, you will come out the other end with some positive effect. You may make a decision while tripping that you wouldn't have made otherwise and, in retrospect, you'll realize it's what you should have been doing all along. I've had a few good trips and a few that weren't so good, but each time I've had a tough time, it's made me a better person in the long run.

That said, many people can get a similar, more manageable effect from marijuana.

Louis CK learns the truth about the Catholic Church by a_master_stonein videos

[–]NotMarkus 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I'm not sure that the Simpsons actually did it, but I was thinking of that South Park episode.

Louis CK learns the truth about the Catholic Church by a_master_stonein videos

[–]NotMarkus 11 points12 points ago

Simpsons did it before them.

Wonder why some people think we're assholes? by intisunin atheism

[–]NotMarkus 8 points9 points ago

How many people actually read hotel room bibles?

American Pimp by Aschebescherin Documentaries

[–]NotMarkus 4 points5 points ago

This was fantastic.

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