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Girlfriend of 7 years cheated on me with some jackass vegan. My question is WHY? by whywouldshein relationship_advice

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

It's totally fair of him to think of the money that he's sunk into a woman who cheats on him.

Amy Winehouse - High School Portrait by Gingerbreadmancanin OldSchoolCool

[–]NitsujTPU 15 points16 points ago

Are you kidding? I mean, Amy Winehouse graduated high school WAY BACK in 2001, and was the epitome of cool at the time. Additionally, we see how she's sporting that hardcore cool school uniform.

..yeah, I don't see it either.

The Open-Source Graphics Card Is Dead by joelthelionin linux

[–]NitsujTPU 1 point2 points ago

I certainly agree that it would be a fun/ambitious engineering project.

The Open-Source Graphics Card Is Dead by joelthelionin linux

[–]NitsujTPU 25 points26 points ago

A VGA card with no acceleration that costs $200? It's a cool hacking project, but not exactly ambitious in terms of audience or anything that you would do with it once you have it installed.

The Open-Source Graphics Card Is Dead by joelthelionin linux

[–]NitsujTPU 49 points50 points ago

Great pitch right here!!

"For the price of a whole new computer, you can get a slow graphics card based on an FPGA that doesn't support CUDA, PhysX, DirectX, or even 3D acceleration!"

Alternatives to Axe deodorant? How to smell good? by HumanSievein malegrooming

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

Dove makes an unscented version of their body wash: http://www.amazon.com/Dove-Body-Wash-Sensative-Clean/dp/B005D7ODU8/

"Sensitive Clean"

I don't know about shampoo, as I use Head and Shoulders, which is scented.

I'd kick around moving to unscented deodorant. I've been happy with Old Spice, but I would definitely like to have my cologne be the only additional scent.

Woman attempts to overtake someone, hits a 75 year old man, drives away and then denies it all when confronted (xpost from videos) by SimplySausagein JusticePorn

[–]NitsujTPU 94 points95 points ago

Not in Internet Justice. On reddit, we just make up what the crime should be.

I'm going with copyright infringment, as it carries the harshest sentences.

Little Girl Kicks the -CRAP- Out Of Elevator Child Rapist. by littlemeggersin TwoXChromosomes

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

In fairness, it still matters. I wrestled at 103 in my first season, and could throw a heavyweight when I was only about 118 (I'd never tried before that), but there was a lot more bone-breaking when I got up to 189. One of my very good friends is a fairly small female. She can definitely put the hurting on someone (I've never seen her box, so I don't know how hard she punches, but her wrestling is top-notch), but she also can lift quite a bit and has about a decade of hardcore training. I could probably knock just about anybody out with a well-placed punch, and if I smashed someone's head into the floor like that, it would probably kill them.

Edit: Also, this is why there are weight classes.

Kung-fu Fighting (x-post from /r/TwoX) by BanjoManiain JusticePorn

[–]NitsujTPU 4 points5 points ago

I don't know. If it is scripted, it's scripted by people who know how to fight. She starts smashing his head into the floor, which is how you would kill a would-be assailant.

Then again, the fact that he's able to run away from that and isn't really wobbly on his feet is a decent indicator. If someone who knows how to fight starts smashing your head into the floor, the fight ends after a couple of blows.

Navy SEAL "Assaulter's Kit"... by IR5in guns

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, I see.

Can we remove the "Please do not downvote based on House Affiliation" mouseover text? by alphachairin harrypotter

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

It was, indeed, a problem at one time.

Edit:

To elaborate. It's not people simply voting on submissions. It's when you get into an argument, and someone drags their whole house into it.

Navy SEAL "Assaulter's Kit"... by IR5in guns

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

What's up with two forward grips?

Conspiracy about Dumbledore: Hero of WWII? by MrJAPoein harrypotter

[–]NitsujTPU 1 point2 points ago

The Dumbledore/Grindelwald fight is just supposed to parallel WWII, as is the pureblood/mudblood thing supposed to parallel racism. JKR would have told you "Dumbledore won WWII," if that's what she meant. The parallel is just supposed to give the reader an idea of how lousy the whole wizards dominating muggles idea is.

A few things to consider here:

1) JKR hasn't ever really been one to steal historical accomplishments for the characters in her books. She does a good enough job developing their backstory that she doesn't need to lean on external historical events for this.

2) You're adding a ton of head cannon here to make this work. JKR usually spells things out for the reader.

3) Why would Grindelwald be interested in working with muggles if he believed wizards to be superior in every way?

Harry Potter Weekend! Its a Harry Potter Weekend! by moosifatin harrypotter

[–]NitsujTPU 8 points9 points ago

I've got the limited edition, numbered, Blu-Ray disks.

Yeah.. It's always Harry Potter weekend.

Captain Adama's frakking mirror. by Conchobairin scifi

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

Also, I'm not sure that that one is from Ikea.

She's almost done. by FeistyCrawfishin guns

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

The Ruger 10/22. There's nothing wrong with that gun until you decide that it should really be a different gun altogether.

Bacon/Potato Pie served at McDonalds in Japan by ajaspernmin Bacon

[–]NitsujTPU 1 point2 points ago

I've had it. It's good, but not so good that you should feel truly unfortunate that they don't have this in the US. The bacon is just little bacon bits, the mashed potatoes are good, but could use salt.

The high point of McDonald's in Japan is being able to familiar American food for breakfast. Honestly, if you're not eating Japanese food for almost every other meal, you're missing out.

Is there higher education after Hogwarts? by thousandtreesin harrypotter

[–]NitsujTPU 1 point2 points ago

None of the professors have any special qualifications, so, the answer is nothing. Then again, why are professors teaching middle-schoolers?

About Victoria by prototypetolyfein HIMYM

[–]NitsujTPU 0 points1 point ago

Sure, but he also says stuff about how he wasn't ready to meet the mother at that time, meaning that no woman he met prior to that time can be a candidate.

Ted and "you know who" cannot work by Nevcryin HIMYM

[–]NitsujTPU 2 points3 points ago

Ditto. It happens a lot on this subreddit that people don't seem to understand that HIMYM has given concrete facts that rule out certain women. Ted meets the mother because of the wedding, "I never would have met your mother if it weren't for a wedding, the last wedding I ever thought I'd be at." This means that he meets the mother as a consequence of Barney and Robin's wedding.

AHHHHHHHH by dengweiliin HIMYM

[–]NitsujTPU 4 points5 points ago

It won't be Victoria. Ted meets his wife at Barney's wedding.

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