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Possibly NSFW by b0redin WTF

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

I seem to recall having read an article on how citric acid can ease a urinary tract infection. It's pleasurable and practical.

So my roommate and I just got 924 eggs for free. by flinters17in funny

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only one that noticed that, according to the receipt, the man who rung them up was named Henrietta.

So we made a Skyrim-themed meal for dinner last night… by freefallgruein gaming

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

I'm not seeing any wooden plates, here...

bisexuals of reddit, is it more enjoyable to perform oral sex on a man or a woman? by CaptainStabbin1in AskReddit

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 1 point2 points ago

I just want you to know that a read this and several of your other comments in Jeremy Piven's voice. High quality entertainment.

I was a lonely child. by TimIsWinin funny

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

"Excuse me, have you seen my stapler?"

Good job, America. This is exactly what we need by highhhhclimberin funny

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 3 points4 points ago

You should ask Relevant_Rule34 this question.

Good job, America. This is exactly what we need by highhhhclimberin funny

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

As of this posting, at least 44 upvoting people disagree. Forty-four out of millions.

I recently typed "racecar" into a BlackBerry. by Jabbathemattin AskReddit

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 1 point2 points ago

Good call, correcting.

Good job, America. This is exactly what we need by highhhhclimberin funny

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 5 points6 points ago*

All I'm saying is last time I went down into the New York sewers, I saw four masked anthropomorphic turtles run a train on a woman in a yellow jumpsuit and then a guy in a hockey mask came on her face.

Edit: I guess I offended him.

Good job, America. This is exactly what we need by highhhhclimberin funny

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 86 points87 points ago

He asked April O'neill.

Good job, America. This is exactly what we need by highhhhclimberin funny

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 55 points56 points ago

Five "Hour Energy Shots"

"You should cheat on your girlfriend and see how it makes you feel. Only then will you know if she's really the one." What bad advice have you been given and immediately dismissed as just plain awful? by toasterbin AskReddit

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 50 points51 points ago

I am ashamed to say I took the advice given to the OP when it was given to me. My then girlfriend (now the one that got away) was a kindergarten teacher, and I was studying to be an art teacher. I cheated on her, and foolishly ended up leaving her. The girl I left her for came out to me as a lesbian a couple weeks later, ending that brief affair. Without my ex's support and encouragement, I dropped out of college in the following semester. I don't even draw or paint anymore because of this failing, as doing so brings back too many memories, and what few pieces I've started since then remain unfinished, collecting dust and damage. Now I work at the arcade I worked at in high school, pretending this doesn't weigh as heavily on my conscience as it does. I've tried to move on, I really have, but I simply can't find find someone I can relate to on anywhere near the level I could with my ex.

Go ahead and call me a whiner, or childish, or forever alone if you like. I've been hit with enough slings and arrows over this not to care, but fellow redditors, take it from me, don't cheat, especially if there's the slightest chance your SO might be "the one." That poor choice can truly break you.

Edit: tl;dr: I took the advice given to the OP, and wrecked my life.

What was the biggest lie of your generation? by fireball_73in AskReddit

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

If you use strength on the truck in the Vermilion City harbor, you can get Mew.

Is it actually possible for an individual suffering from (paranoid) schizophrenia (a la Fight Club, A Beautiful Mind) to create and interact with a walking, talking, hallucination? Or just bad Hollywood? by FrumpkinPiein askscience

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 18 points19 points ago

I always felt Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was more a depiction of severe alcoholism, what withthe necessary consumption of a "potion" to bring about the transformation.

Edit: I wonder if I'll be downvoted for talking about literature instead of science?

I recently typed "racecar" into a BlackBerry. by Jabbathemattin AskReddit

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 4 points5 points ago*

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Sigh... I walk out of the room for a second... by mandiraein funny

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

Was your daughter fathered by Zimbardo?

Anyone feel bad for killing the Old Orc? by CheeseThatBindsUsin skyrim

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

I think that the player should have been given the option to take this guy on as a companion, perhaps even an orc race-specific companion, if only to truly give him a worthy death.

What's your favorite race in Skyrim and Why? by Mslick1in skyrim

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

Nah, Gandalf is too tall. And not technically any sort of human.

What's your favorite race in Skyrim and Why? by Mslick1in skyrim

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 0 points1 point ago

Pirish

I just want to let you know I'm going to start using this in real life.

What's your favorite race in Skyrim and Why? by Mslick1in skyrim

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 1 point2 points ago

Damn pedophiles, always thinking they're better than everyone else...

What's your favorite race in Skyrim and Why? by Mslick1in skyrim

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 1 point2 points ago

Specifically, they look like the Willem DaFoe-ish mask that Willem DaFoe wears in the first Spider-man film.

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