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What subreddit have you quit after being a fan for quite awhile? For whatever the reason. by vrakodarin AskReddit

[–]Murmatron 5 points6 points ago

I upvoted because I like Zelda...then I realised that it was a spiteful comment :( Boy, do I feel like scum.

BULGARIAN SPEAKERS- Please help me translate something by Murmatronin bulgaria

[–]Murmatron[S] 1 point2 points ago

that's cool, the sound quality's not great, thanks very much!

BULGARIAN SPEAKERS- Please help me translate something by Murmatronin bulgaria

[–]Murmatron[S] 2 points3 points ago

thank you SO MUCH, do you have any idea what the words they're singing after that mean? if not that helps anyway :)

I just watched Pterodactyl Porn. What's the funniest porn video you've seen? by damarustin AskReddit

[–]Murmatron 10 points11 points ago

Hmmm the fact that you requested the full vid TWICE in the description makes me think that you didn't just find that porn 'funny'....

Allison Harvard's eyes are my favourites. Ever. by Shannobnobin eyes

[–]Murmatron 0 points1 point ago

yeaaah someone watches too many cartoons to recognise what realistic human anatomy is meant to be like..

Rights of Women... ಠ_ಠ by azkabaalin Feminism

[–]Murmatron 3 points4 points ago

Eesh I'm a feminist but I totally agree with you, and you worded it perfectly. Sometimes I think women LOOK for things to be offended by! Think of the millions of women who want to be mothers but never will be and stop being so sensitive, is what I'd say to people pissed off by this.

Hallmark Holidays by thestonedonkeyin AdviceAnimals

[–]Murmatron 0 points1 point ago

I...-_-' never mind.

Today, I found out a woman I know has faked a pregnancy, uses doll as baby, and last night jumped off a boat claiming her new born baby fell in. She was arrested today for wasting police time. What is the lowest you have seen people stoop to for attention? by KoldStaticin AskReddit

[–]Murmatron 5 points6 points ago

I don't think we're laughing at them- well I didn't personally think that was the aim- I think questions like these feed our fascination of how bizarre people can behave. I don't think any of them are particularly 'funny', just interesting.

What was the most memorable compliment you have ever received? by lerinoumin AskReddit

[–]Murmatron 0 points1 point ago

My last singing teacher and the biggest Musical influence in my life so far is the reason I am studying Music in Uni. He told my boyfriend's mum that I was the best musician he ever taught. Love that guy! Whenever I feel like I'm sounding like crap I think of that.

(he stalks me on Reddit sometimes so I'll probably have the piss taken out of me now)

So I'm low on motivation at the moment. Sheffield University people, tell me all the cool stuff about the place! by LeSwordfishin sheffield

[–]Murmatron 0 points1 point ago

really intrigued to see what you're studying! I'm a first year music student, and it really feels like a privilege to be here. It's got a great atmosphere, the city is friendly and laid back, SO SO CHEAP, great music scene, loads of stuff to get involved with. And the libraries are GREAT. Hah such a nerd..

I made another drawing for you guys, Skull kid. by pbardsleyin zelda

[–]Murmatron 0 points1 point ago

way to (too) lazy to do that without getting paid

obviously not a lot is worth your precious time, just saying, people would rather see fan art with effort put into it than someone just going over a screenshot and expecting praise, whilst admitting they couldn't be bothered to do anything decent.

I made another drawing for you guys, Skull kid. by pbardsleyin zelda

[–]Murmatron -1 points0 points ago

do you know how many artists put in hours of effort just to show other people? stop posting these man, it's not worth anyone's time.

Made this to feel better about my miserable week. If my life were a movie... by paulthepolarbearin funny

[–]Murmatron -2 points-1 points ago*

Possibly the best thing I've seen on Reddit.

Edit: I was actually being sincere for those who downvoted me! Is reddit that full of pricks...on the other hand you may just be being petty..

I just witnessed a man pistol whip his wife/girlfriend. Reddit, what's the most horrible thing you've ever seen one person do to another? by tj2663in AskReddit

[–]Murmatron 17 points18 points ago

OH MY GOD JUST LET PEOPLE TELL THEIR STORIES WITHOUT BITCHING AT THEM FOR LITTLE PERNICKETY THINGS. ...must get off Reddit.

What is the best idea you've ever had, only to find someone thought of it first? by TheGonadWarriorin AskReddit

[–]Murmatron 1 point2 points ago

I thought of doing a video showing how many pop hits are really just over the same four chords...and these BASTARDS DID IT FIRST! To be fair, it's a pretty obvious concept once you learn more than three pop songs on the piano. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ

Such a heart breaking cross-over :( by googie_g15in harrypotter

[–]Murmatron -1 points0 points ago

Oh...that could probably apply to a bunch of other stuff.

Reddit, what's the best thing you have done for someone that they still have no idea you did? by hanzyfranzyin AskReddit

[–]Murmatron 2 points3 points ago

YEP. Exactly what I thought when I saw this. Then again we probably do look like assholes, but I really can't stand it when people talk themselves up...

Such a heart breaking cross-over :( by googie_g15in harrypotter

[–]Murmatron 0 points1 point ago

i may sound stupid, but ive seen this on reddit before and i don't get it..

Okay parents of Reddit, get the throwaways out and fess up, do you really love all your children equally? I call bullshit. by Mick_in AskReddit

[–]Murmatron 3 points4 points ago

I was the last born and there's barely any baby pictures of me.

As someone who has experienced the same, you need to get over that, your parents were excited when their first kid came along, but when you're juggling more than one child, you don't have time to document every little moment. Your parents probably just nurture your other sibling because they need it more, if they're more difficult, and are grateful for the fact that you can get along by yourself.

Ashamed by silencedbyyouin confession

[–]Murmatron 35 points36 points ago

get away from your boyfriend. now.

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