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History teaching done right. The black lines are on a glass wall. by HurricaneWeaselin pics

[–]MrRumfoord 12 points13 points ago

I love the future.

This Is, How I Imagine US American Police As A German. by grimnrin videos

[–]MrRumfoord 74 points75 points ago

Just whatever you do, don't mention the war. I did it once but I think I got away with it.

Police officers of Reddit, tell us stories of outrageous excuses people made to get out of a ticket by spartangrl0426in AskReddit

[–]MrRumfoord 8 points9 points ago

It's not a problem if you don't store drugs in there.

A Gay father is accused of raping his daughters by their nanny. The homophobic nanny got custody of the girls while the father awaited trial. He was cleared of all charges. by Tauriusin videos

[–]MrRumfoord 5 points6 points ago

Good God! That's almost a lifetime!

Lucky, lucky man. by Skauzorin gaming

[–]MrRumfoord 18 points19 points ago

Nobody likes a spitter.

P...P..Patrick? by ironpandasin WTF

[–]MrRumfoord 3 points4 points ago

I know how you feel.

...hiiigh fiiive?

My friend put this in her roommate's bed to scare her ಠ_ಠ by TheDoBoyin WTF

[–]MrRumfoord -11 points-10 points ago

/r/seduction

All 50 Playboy magazines from Mafia 2 (Download in Comments) by goodguybartin gaming

[–]MrRumfoord 14 points15 points ago

I would think a lot of kids browsing the internet probably have some kind of safe-filter set up... plus they wouldn't know what porn is or where to look for it until they eventually do discover it. Same good feelings, they'll just find it through a different medium is all.

All 50 Playboy magazines from Mafia 2 (Download in Comments) by goodguybartin gaming

[–]MrRumfoord 8 points9 points ago

pop into a tophat

This many guys seriously trusted her with their baby spunk afterwards? by sorconin WTF

[–]MrRumfoord 2 points3 points ago

So, if I'm hanging out with a girl, and I decide to throw my pocket knife in the garbage before I leave... and then she takes it out and stabs herself to death, I'll be sent to prison for first-degree homicide?

Seddit, please help me expand my social network!! Has anyone here started from nothing? by wlavin seduction

[–]MrRumfoord 14 points15 points ago

Exactly. Everybody likes new friends, you just have to take the initiative sometimes. Plus, with getting a group together, I've found it's easier if you try to get people who don't all already know each other. Then you're not the odd one out and everyone's chemistry sorts itself out naturally. It's really interesting to watch it happen.

I was a 25 year old virgin and tonight at 27 I got two booty calls. Here's what I did! by puathrowayin seduction

[–]MrRumfoord 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I've always felt it's best used with bragging about yourself, to show that you're impressive in some way, but still humble. Think about how a good friend will joke around with you in a group (assuming they're not just an asshole). They make fun of something 'bad' in a way that almost highlights the corresponding good.

Reason #362,415,628 to have a dashboard camera... by BrazilianRiderin WTF

[–]MrRumfoord 1 point2 points ago

Hey! That's a no-no word.

Reason #362,415,628 to have a dashboard camera... by BrazilianRiderin WTF

[–]MrRumfoord 0 points1 point ago

Starts out hilarious.... and then quickly gets out of hand.

My personal favorite is the missing manhole cover.

At Disability Awareness Day at Boston's Fenway Park, an autistic man singing the National Anthem gets nervous... but something amazing happens by jokes_on_youin videos

[–]MrRumfoord 1 point2 points ago

I think that's happened to me only once in my life. Sooooo awkward... THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU, STOP CLAPPING GOD DAMMIT!

This is my dad and a homeless man he took to a Yankee game last week... by kingofcarrotflowers1in pics

[–]MrRumfoord 0 points1 point ago

Or the one unabashedly showing his white teeth.

Looking at a 68' Ford Mustang.(fixer upper) by lewistheplayerin Cartalk

[–]MrRumfoord 2 points3 points ago

I just started the rust hunt on my 55 T-bird. It's been... disheartening...

Diebold bank vault, Winona Savings Bank in Winona, Minnesota [3244 × 2026] by nowyouseenittwicein MachinePorn

[–]MrRumfoord 2 points3 points ago

You're right. If you look closely at the sides of the door you can see three different levels before the pins, and the frame has three matching levels, so the pins definitely lock behind it.

I am a comedy person who makes Metalocalypse, the Dethklok records, Home Movies and the GALAKTIKON record by therealbrendonsmallin IAmA

[–]MrRumfoord 0 points1 point ago

Hey. First, thanks for your awesomeness!

Second, I had an idea a while back while watching old Metalocalypse episodes... I imagined the band in a doctor's office, getting blood drawn for whatever reason. Then Nathan pulls the end of the tube out of wherever the blood is going while the other end is still in his arm, flexes and sprays blood on one of the other guys. "Hey guys, check it out.... BLOODFIGHT!" They spray blood everywhere and then pass out.

Just a random thought.

TIL the FBI sent Martin Luther King Jr. a letter urging him to commit suicide by bk_sniperin todayilearned

[–]MrRumfoord 323 points324 points ago

That reads like it was written by an angry 15 year old.

TIL that as of April 2010, Bill Gates had donated over $36,854,000,000 in his lifetime, which is more than half of his current net worth of $61 billion. by davidvstheworldin todayilearned

[–]MrRumfoord 15 points16 points ago

haHA! Dangly parts!

TIL the college student who discovered that the 27th Amendment was still technically able to be ratified got a 'C' on the research paper he wrote about it. The professor said it was "unrealistic". Ten years later the 27th Amendment was successfully ratified. by jackelfrinkin todayilearned

[–]MrRumfoord 1 point2 points ago

A+!

TIL There exists an opposite condition to paranoia... pronoia is the delusion that a massive conspiracy exists to aid you. by KingTrashBagin todayilearned

[–]MrRumfoord 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, talking about somebody who's tripping as if they can't hear you. That definitely helps ease their paranoia...

I've had a somewhat opposite experience. When I first tried 2C-E I was convinced people were talking about me when they weren't... It didn't help that what I heard them saying kept switching between gibberish and a sort of synesthesia of hearing them speak my thoughts... all while 'feeling' the topic of conversation continually shift back towards me. The 2C phenethylamines are fucking weird.

TIL There exists an opposite condition to paranoia... pronoia is the delusion that a massive conspiracy exists to aid you. by KingTrashBagin todayilearned

[–]MrRumfoord 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the idea!

Samus Aran by Huntorin gaming

[–]MrRumfoord 1 point2 points ago

Maybe even bigger than JESUS.

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