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MacBooks are mostly made for gaming! by frankfortin gaming

[–]MrDerpleton 13 points14 points ago

I don't see the problem here. It looks just like every other question/response on Yahoo answers to me.

Engineer Guy: How a digital camera works by spaceXcadetin videos

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

What makes a CMOS sensor unable to capture a simultaneous image? I know a CCD exposes completely before recording, while a CMOS exposes each row individually (thus the jello effect), but what is the limitation that causes this?

New JJ Abrams show looks awesome: Revolution by Canadauni1in videos

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

Many government buildings are shielded for security reasons, it just seemed reasonable that a chip factory would take measures to stay operational during solar flares and whatnot. Even a relatively loose metal cage will act as a pretty effective shield, and the factories where the delicate parts are made are like airtight metal boxes.

New JJ Abrams show looks awesome: Revolution by Canadauni1in videos

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

I'm looking at this now and can't figure it out either. +1 for the "reasons not to write when tired" list, I guess.

New JJ Abrams show looks awesome: Revolution by Canadauni1in videos

[–]MrDerpleton 1 point2 points ago

This is true. Nerves work by separation of charges, not electrical conductivity. Charge separation is still electricity, though. If animals still worked, then they must be able to create a voltage, and from voltage comes current. If current were disallowed somehow, massive charges would build up in certain places and things would explode. A lot (assuming electrostatics still apply, which they must, because the people aren't dead).

What about this: All conductors are simply reduced in their conductivity, so things like copper and gold become the new silicon (but no one knows, because they have no functioning labs)?

Snowmobile accident ft. Super Mario by Coennin videos

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate that penguin.

PEOPLE ARE AWESOME by dezmiller777in videos

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

There should have been a 30-second segment in here that was just a slow-zoom on Neil Patrick Harris. I'm thoroughly disappointed.

New JJ Abrams show looks awesome: Revolution by Canadauni1in videos

[–]MrDerpleton 1 point2 points ago

Movies based on misunderstood science? Tch, I bet you can't name twelve.

Dog and Helium. That is all. by dustioin videos

[–]MrDerpleton 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure why people are so terrified. It's just what dogs do when you spray them with air or water, only in high pitch.

This almost makes me want to get up and do something adventurous. Almost. by ammcuriousin videos

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

You should see the rest of Vimeo. Wait, what am I talking about, you already can!

A very clever sci-fi premise. What if in the future, north-Americans had jobs outsourced from a rich East? by Spacelabin videos

[–]MrDerpleton 4 points5 points ago

Don't forget that China artificially controls the value of their currency, which is exactly how NOT to build a stable economy. That bubble has to burst eventually. I don't mean to oversimplify the matter, but this is a serious issue that a lot of people overlook. For every dollar we pay China, they earn less than they receive on paper.

Rebellion DLC Confirmed via PSN Store by JustinSaneV2in masseffect

[–]MrDerpleton 35 points36 points ago

Because EA.

Dream Alarm. by Thizzlebotin LucidDreaming

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

You could get an SMS app with scheduling, and set it to text you at a certain time. Leave the phone on "ring" at night and you'll get a one-time alarm. That's a pretty bass-ackwards way to do it, though.

Toddlers and Tiaras (Brock's Dub) - YouTube by nikblinkin videos

[–]MrDerpleton 5 points6 points ago

I have a feeling that this is less horrifying than the actual show.

Sacha Baron Cohen at his best. Real people, totally candid by AnThonYMojOin videos

[–]MrDerpleton 1 point2 points ago

The woman on the right was laughing when Sacha said nuns moonlight as strippers. I wish we had heard from her.

Seal Falls in Love with Woman by lemonpjbin videos

[–]MrDerpleton 1 point2 points ago

*That's a female elephant seal.

New JJ Abrams show looks awesome: Revolution by Canadauni1in videos

[–]MrDerpleton 1 point2 points ago

My god... he's right!

New JJ Abrams show looks awesome: Revolution by Canadauni1in videos

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

I'm upvoting you for being honest, and not downvoting you because I disagree.

I love logic-trolling, it's a pastime of mine. I played the same game with The Walking Dead (after s2ep1) and Terra Nova (after 1 episode). It's nothing against the shows themselves, I just enjoy the sport of nitpicking.

I told my brother that I wanted to try a Dorito taco at Taco Bell, and he told me that I was a "victim of the capitalist marketing agenda." What painful encounters have you had with overly self-righteous people? by poopyjoe43in AskReddit

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

Maslow's hierarchy: Physiological needs come first, self-actualization comes last. When so many people are just trying to survive, the source of their food doesn't matter as long as they get it cheap. I'm not disagreeing with you, to be clear. I believe that if we raise the lowest quality of living, things like health-consciousness will emerge on their own.

Also, don't hate on dog food, it's delicious and at least twelve times less poisonous than Taco Bell. :D

New JJ Abrams show looks awesome: Revolution by Canadauni1in videos

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, as well as all the diesel machines mining and delivering coal 24/7. To be fair, those are regulated by computers. That brings up one fair point - even if cars worked the governments might have no overseas communication to buy oil, and Canada sure as hell isn't giving theirs up!

Abandoned hospital in Saudi Arabia, fully operational, never been operated. [1600x1200] MIC by johnscotchin AbandonedPorn

[–]MrDerpleton 0 points1 point ago

That blog opened some viral popunders for me. Proceed with caution. Weirder still is that it's just a blogspot address...

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