Swarming on University and South Park at 2pm today

brainsspinesbrains · 3 days

Problem is that ghetto kids fight dirty, and have grown up fighting to protect themselves. A middle class kid with some karate training would be no match unless they have some street fighting experience. The last thing we need is some jerk thinking he's a badass just because he has done a few years of karate, just to be stabbed, shot, or outnumbered.

As my sensei put it, the best block is a city block.

radbrad7 · 8 days

I remember going to macdonalds once and ordering a 6 piece chicken nugget meal. I always make a habit to look in the beg to see that everything is there, and all seemed fine until I got home. When I opened the chicken nugget box at home, I realized that they had given me a box of pickles, with no nuggets in sight. I fucking hate pickles, and it would have been a 20 min drive back.

crazycatredditor · 1 month

It's not uncommon for people with psychopathic or narcissistic behaviour to hide their flaws and lure people in with their charisma and manipulation. This does not sound like bipolar, it sounds like a mix of disorders that even medication cannot fix.

This is not one of those illnesses where if you stick it out with your partner, it will get better. It will only get worse, and more dangerous for the kids.

SBPeck · 1 month

"When life gives you lemons....go murder a clown."

Skyrim

UncleDrunkle · 1 month

I work in animation and it makes me sick how often I hear about this crap, it should be criminal. Any half decent studio would never let an intern touch production work.

The names of the studios who practice this shameful tactic spread pretty quickly, especially since its a pretty tight knit industry.

http://www.canadiananimationresources.ca/?p=5790

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/03/business/03intern.html?_r=1&hp=&pagewanted=all

kettlestreets · 1 month

Ive always been under the impression that it doesn't really matter what school you're from, as long as your portfolio is impressive.

UrfTM · 1 month

A very pregnant woman come onto the bus, and the moment she stepped in everyone knew that she wasn't well.

A few women on the bus offered to open a window for her, since she was pale and sweating, but the only answer they could get out of her was incoherent mumbling or silence.

The pregnant woman spent the rest of the bus ride with her eyes rolling in the back of her head, and every now and then she would lean forward and pull down the front of her shirt to scratch and pick at something on her chest.

At one point, she pulls her shirt down far enough to reveal dozens of cigarette burns. Some were scabbed over, some were more fresh. An ambulance was called, but she tried running off, we don't know what happened to her.

My second crazy bus story is the day our bus had to pull over because a woman was lying near a curb trying to wave the bus down. Apparently, she had been mowing her lawn and had fallen backward, running over her foot. It took a long time for anyone to pull over to help her, her neighbors didn't hear her screams and the cars that drove by didn't notice her. Her shoe was completely mangled, I can only imagine how her foot looked.

tl;dr: Pregnant crack whore bus adventures and fillet au foot.

Phurious · 1 month

The scary thing about controlling who can and can't have kids is, where do you draw the line? Upbringing other than obvious abuse is subjective, imagine a religious or atheist type telling you you're not good enough to raise a child because of your beliefs or lack thereof.

Some vegans think raising your children on meat is abuse, while meat eaters think the same towards vegans.

Oh, you're not giving little Johnny the proper amount of fruits and veggies? You're not fit to be a parent.

That, and even if you pick who can have kids based on specific criteria, it won't stop parents from fucking up. Just like how going through licensing and courses doesn't stop assholes from getting into car accidents.

emmroo · 1 month

Get a hobby, take up a sport, hit the gym, join a coven, etc.

Just get out of the house and find something that you can be proud of.

pippx · 2 months

He stole my heart away, even with the creepy smiling eyes.

Xinlitik · 2 months

The salt anus candies are the best, especially the double salt ones.

Xinlitik · 2 months

The joy that is a turducken.

Let_It_Bleed · 2 months

The teacher, during the middle of sex Ed, said that masturbation makes your palms hairy.

Everyone on queue, brought their hands up to their faces to stare at their palms.

Classic troll.

Phinael · 3 months

There is different levels of it. If some 20 year old guy knew a 10 year old girl and watched her grow up, I find it super creepy that they date even if she is 20 and he is 30.

The cut off varies, but if someone is dating another person because they are too young to know any better, that's wrong in my books. A 25 year old guy prowling over to a 15 year old knowing that she has little experience in relationships and can be easily swayed and taken advantage of is wrong.

Phinael · 3 months

Yeah, but he didn't start dating her at 2 when he was 20. There is a huge difference when you are an over 20 adult meeting older adults.

I see nothing wrong with a 20 year old dating a 30 year old, but a 10 and a 20 would be disturbing.

jo_zilla2 · 3 months

When I was in preschool, I got jealous that one of my classmates was having a baby brother. So I got in front of the class and declared, "oh yeah!? I'm having a baby brother too!"

My mom found out she was pregnant soon after, and then I had a younger brother!

dropdeadfreddidit · 3 months

Rushed past me to open an automatic door.

thankgodfornunporn · 3 months

It really depends on the teacher, it doesn't matter what style you do.

Pudie · 3 months

Ditto, the survey isn't working for me either.

mirishster96 · 4 months

I can see it being real, if you had to animate a scene with an eye shift from one pose to another, one pupil may have to cover more distance in the inbetweens than the other pupil. Which is probably why you get frames like this.

gh82h74q · 4 months

Same here, adblock doesn't do shit.

gh82h74q · 4 months

Really? Can't I look at a cute kid without unrelated ass shot photos underneath? This is so wrong, and NSFW.

JoshMLees · 4 months

I don't post often, but I've been working on a webcomic in my free time and tinkering with Wordpress to get my website perfect to display my work. Its going to be a Saturday morning cartoon type webcomic where each chapter is a new story, and each story is generally unrelated to the next. Nothing deep or intellectual, just fun and crazy adventures. And now I'm getting on a regular schedule. :D

www.madsusie.com

Xeraiden · 4 months

I agree, it was fantastic top notch animation. But I guess the style didn't quite fit with the usual style, so it stuck out a bit. Also, those stretched out type of drawings are pretty common in animation, but they're still hilarious when shown out of context.

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