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Best make-up ever by Maternitusin WTF

[–]LadySportsFan 2 points3 points ago

Watch Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Soooo very terrible.

Best make-up ever by Maternitusin WTF

[–]LadySportsFan 75 points76 points ago

My first thought was that this was from the movie Dead Snow

Solar eclipse... by malakistiriin pics

[–]LadySportsFan 4 points5 points ago

My uncle was a welder and when North America could see the last "ring of fire" solar eclipse in 1994, he let my cousins and I look at it through his welding helmet just like this. Still one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life.

I'm getting married! A few questions about catering for a smaller wedding, since I have no clue what I'm doing. by hamsaurusin AskCulinary

[–]LadySportsFan 2 points3 points ago

My experience when I got married a year and a half ago is exactly what ImWildBill described.

We were having a fall wedding and I wanted the menu to be sort of dressed up southern food. My caterer asked me what were some of our favorite dishes to make at home and I told her that around the holidays, we take one night where we have a nice dinner, just the two of us, to get away from the hectic atmosphere around our families and I usually make chicken breast stuffed with cranberries and goat cheese. We bounced a few ideas around, but decided that the menu would be based around that dish. When it was all said and done, we had a buffet that consisted of orange marinaded chicken stuffed with goat cheese in a cranberry reduction, pork loin stuffed with cornbread stuffing, sweet potato casserole, roasted garlic green beans, salad and rolls. We also got a peach cobbler groom's cake because my husband doesn't really like cake. I guess looking back on it now we had sort of a thanksgiving theme going on.

Calling a few caterers in your area, first to find out if they're available for your date and second to see how they come up with a menu (as in, is it predetermined by them, or will they make whatever you want). Ask if you can have a sampling of something they've made. Most places won't have a problem doing something like that. It more than likely won't be an exact item you'll have on your menu, but you'll be able to get an idea of the quality of their food.

bored artist on a 4 and a half hour car ride down St. Louis. ask me to draw anything and it shall be done (x-post AMA) by sketchycolourin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 0 points1 point ago

An elephant wearing a top hat and a monocle. Perhaps with a clever looking monkey friend.

Redditors, what is something you take from your profession that you wish everyone was aware of? by mwils0nin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan -1 points0 points ago

I work for a large property and casualty insurance company. I wish people actually understood what their insurance was for and how to go about talking about it in an adult manner. The blanket term of "insurance companies" has a negative connotation because of most health insurance companies. That being said, people automatically assume that I, and others like me, are out to scam them for all their worth and when we suggest you increase your coverage we simply MUST be trying to price gouge you. Sorry Charlie, that's not the case. Look, I get it. Times are hard and it's hard to rationalize the expense of something like car insurance. You can't eat it, you can't wear it, you can't do anything with it, so why the hell do you have to have it?! Believe me, I UNDERSTAND! What I also understand is that you will thank me for making you a responcible person if/when you wreck your car and hurt yourself or someone else. The whole, "but I haven't had a wreck in 20 years" or "I'm always so careful when I drive," bit gets you jack and squat when you find yourself in a situation you never thought you'd be in. News flash! Nobody ever plans on being in an accident, that's why they call it an accident! All that being said, when I gently suggest that you carry slightly more coverage than the bare minimum required by the state, I'm not doing it for my health. I get absolutely zero benefit from you covering your ass. Believe me, when the day comes, whether it be tomorrow or 50 years from now, you'll be thankful that you paid that extra $10 a month instead of cutting back on the "nonessentials." And those who choose not to take my advice, that's fine, it is entirely up to you. But please do not call me crying when what you have isn't enough and you find yourself with wage garnishments and suspended liscenses because you wouldn't listen when I tried to tell you about the possible consequences. Also, please do not waste the time of my higher ups trying to plead your case. Just like in most other instances, you get what you pay for. No more, no less.

Favorite REAL scary stories? by CensoredThoughtsin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 2 points3 points ago

All through college, I lived in a house just off campus that was built in the late 40's/ early 50's. I always got a slightly "off" vibe from the house, but didn't really think too much about it because nothing ever happened. That is, until my boyfriend moved in with me.

It started off innocuously enough; doors inexplicably being locked or unlocked, small objects being moved from where they were left, etc etc. You know, the type of things that can easily be explained away by forgetfulness or just not paying attention.

My boyfriend reads a lot of music magazines, and he was going through his stack of magazines one day looking for a particular one. When he found it, he stacked the others on the bed and went into another room to read. A few minutes later, he goes back into the bedroom and the magazines are laid out in neat, straight, grid lines across the bed. Definitely not in a fashion that could have happened on its own. He was a little spooked, of course.

A day or so later I get out of the shower and walk across the house to the laundry room to grab some clothes. As I'm walking back, I go through the living room and out of the corner of my eye I swear I saw a college aged guy, wearing a white shirt and bellbottom style jeans with shaggy blonde hair and dark glasses sitting on my couch. I stop, do a double take, and he's gone. I tell the boyfriend about it, we're both a little freaked out, but I laugh it off because still, nothing bad has happened. I jokingly name our "ghost" Jed and anytime things went missing or were moved, we'd say "Oh, Jed did it."

The more things happened, we started to notice that none of my things were ever messed with, only my boyfriends. The only time I ever felt a strange "presence" at all was that one time when I saw someone on the couch, and every now and then when I'd be in the shower, I'd feel like there was someone else in the room with me. We joked that Jed had a crush on me and he was trying to scare my boyfriend away.

One night, we're making dinner and the boyfriend's grilling tools weren't where they'd been left in the kitchen. So he grabs me, gives me a big hug and kiss and says, to no one in particular, "You see that, Jed? She's mine and nothing you do is going to scare me away." We laugh, everything's fine, until we hear this huge crash from the living room, right around the corner from where we're standing. We go into the next room and the glass door on our entertainment center has shattered into a million tiny pieces and there is glass all over the room. As far away as 10-12 feet. There was absolutely nothing around that could have hit it or fallen on it to make it break, let alone shatter with that much force.

The house went quiet after that.

Woman of reddit...What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever heard? I'll start... by pinkpastryin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 0 points1 point ago

Putting gas in my car when I was 17 or so, a man in his 40's comes up to me and says, "So... you going for the perfect pump?" and gives me a wink.

I threw up in my mouth a little.

LBGW requested more... here's everything by tangosoloin ladybonersgw

[–]LadySportsFan 0 points1 point ago

I came in here to say something clever, but damnit if you didn't me forget ;)

Reddit, have you had a parent who has ever done something to you that you cannot forgive them for? by BL0NDEEEEEin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 0 points1 point ago

No, he didn't. In fact, the next day it was as if it never happened and it has never been talked about since. My mom stopped letting me spend summers at my dad's house after that though.

Reddit, I just got dumped. Two weeks before prom. My ex asked another girl today. What do I do now? by EverydayCynicin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 0 points1 point ago

Ask somebody to go with you. Or don't. All you need to do is have a damn good time! It isn't really about showing him that he has no control over your happiness (but it is a little bit) but mostly its about just not sweating the small stuff. Believe me, I know right now it feels awful and I'm not trying to downplay how much it sucks, but in the grand sceme of things, this is very insignificant. When you're talking to your own kids about this later, do you want to tell them that you held your head high and carried on despite less than ideal circumstances? or do you want to tell them that you cried at home, eating doritos, feeling sorry for yourself?

What's the craziest thing you've done to be healthy? by fupaphilin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 0 points1 point ago

Went on a super strict diet for 28 days where I only consumed 550 calories per day. Lost about 30lbs, but I was also a psycho bitch for about a month.

Reddit, have you had a parent who has ever done something to you that you cannot forgive them for? by BL0NDEEEEEin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 32 points33 points ago

My dad allowed my step-mother's son to physically abuse me repeatedly from ages 6 to about 11 (slamming my head into walls, attempted drowning, etc). When I told him what was going on, he told me that my brother and I were the cause of all of his marital problems and that he was going to kill himself.

Redditors of USA: can I get descriptions of what it's like to live in each state? by jesses_girlin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 0 points1 point ago

Never underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State

Redditors of USA: can I get descriptions of what it's like to live in each state? by jesses_girlin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 1 point2 points ago*

Florida: Hot, humid, rude tourists, bad drivers, and if the giant bugs and unchecked exotic reptile population don't kill you, the freakishly large number of high profile murderers probably will. But its sunny! Most of the time. Except around 4pm every day during the summer, and then its not. So... yeah.

Hey reddit, I'm curious, those of you who married your high school sweetheart, how'd that turn out? by nat_the_finein AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 0 points1 point ago

I totally agree. Started dating my husband when I was 16 but we didn't get married until I was 25.

Hey reddit, I'm curious, those of you who married your high school sweetheart, how'd that turn out? by nat_the_finein AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan -1 points0 points ago

Started dating my husband when I was 16. 11 years later we're still very happily together. He knows me inside and out and the thought of ever being without him makes me feel like I can't breathe. And he gets better looking every day I see him.

We've had our ups and downs, don't get me wrong, but I think we've got enough invested in each other to make it through just about anything at this point.

Jeremy Renner as Hotguy... I mean Hawkeye... No, I mean Hotguy. by Sparkyyyin LadyBoners

[–]LadySportsFan 2 points3 points ago

A girl I know just got engaged to a guy who looks strangely like him. Except Jeremy Renner is hot, her fiancee is not AT ALL. Its weird how that works out.

As you wish by eat_more_steakin hockey

[–]LadySportsFan 2 points3 points ago

Dreamy

What is the most embarrassing things you do/did with your girlfriend/fiance/wife etc. that you wouldn't admit to anyone? Possibly NSFW by Bravo72dcin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 4 points5 points ago

Oh man, my husband and I have a million of these but I'll share a gross, but very sweet story.

I can't believe I'm going to share this, its so embarassing for both of us. We've been together since high school. When I was 17, I was in an accident that left me with a broken arm and leg on opposite sides of my body, and had to have surgery to repair the damage. The bathrooms of the house I was in had really narrow doorways, and couldnt accomodate my wheelchair so, I had a lovely porta-toilet that sat out in the living room of the house which was basically a chair with a toilet seat and a bucket because I couldn't really get into the bathrooms. Now, as anyone who's ever had surgery knows, being knocked out throws your body completely out of whack and it takes a while for all of your normal "functions" to get back on track.

So my husband (then boyfriend) was hanging out with me in our jammies one afternoon, just the two of us and I start to feel a rumbly in my tumbly. I know what's coming, but I'd just taken one of my painkillers, I was super groggy and absolutely could not make the one legged hop journey to the real bathroom, so the porta-toilet was going to have to suffice. I was mortified because my boyfriend was the only one there and he'd have to be the one to clean out the bucket. I immediately start crying, no... SOBBING, absolutely bawling. I just wanted to crawl in a hole and die. Through my sobs all I can do is apologize. He keeps telling me that its okay. I just keep right on apologizing, while my body expells all that's inside it.

When its finally over, he helps me back into my chair. I'm, of course, still crying. He takes the bucket, dumps it, rinses it out and comes back like its no big thing. He tries to console me, but I'm absolutely beside myself. So he disappears into one of the bedrooms. A minute later he comes out and he's got his PJ pants pulled all the way up to his neck with his arms tucked inside. He's at least 6' tall, I have no idea how he was able to cram himself into them like that. The only way I can describe him is that he looked like a giant bat (his pants were black). He starts dancing around the living room like a complete spaz and singing/making up a song about Mr.Man. He was mister man, and he emptied my pan, some folks would have ran, but he's my biggest fan!

Almost immediately, my tears of embarrassment turn into tears of laughter. We've been married only a year and a half, but as of yesterday we've been together for 11 years.

TL;DR my boyfriend had to clean up my poop, sings and dances for me to cheer me up and make me not feel so embarassed.

What's the story behind your username? by emersonskywalkerin AskReddit

[–]LadySportsFan 1 point2 points ago

I'm a lady who also happens to love sports of all kinds. We're a rare breed.

Guys, my lady boner is so hard right now by shesmadelinein LadyBoners

[–]LadySportsFan 5 points6 points ago

Man, has he ever grown up

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